Ooooooookkkkkkkkk..............]{n}
*Yawn* Ah so what are we havin'?]{n}
Ey That'sa pretty g- (...Sandviches...Sandvich?...SANDVICH...PaNcAkE pLooS BACon and scRaMbleD eGGS... SANDVICH!) :)))))))))))))))]{n}
Did somebody say...
...Scrambled Eggs?
OH NO! IT'S DR. IVO EGGMAN PINGUS ROBOTNIK SATIAM EDITION + UNDERGROUND DLC!]{n}
Please, do not mistake me for my SATAM counterpart... And don't you DARE misplace me for any Sonic Underground counterpart.
Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I am here... To put it simply, I am sick and tired of all my recent sneaky schemes obtaining no result. I have failed to gather even a single piece of the Master Emerald, and for the 5th time in the row, Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts have to be repaired due to yet another failed attempt at stealing from Quartet Enterprises.
So, you could say I am in a foul mood... And in order to change that, I'm stealing your breakfast!
*GASP*... Don't... touch...]{n}
MY SANDVICH!
...Ugh... What... Was that power...
Well, well... Another failure for you, it seems... But then again, what should be expected out of you?
...You... And here I thought I'd never see the likes of you again!
...So, what will you do next? Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds? Kidnap your world's Tails? Blow up the Moon?
Actually, that second one's not that bad of an idea-
Ugh, listen to yourself! You've devolved into nothing more than a joke! It's no wonder why he said you had no potential within you...
"He"!? Who's "he"!?
Hmph! You'd like to know, wouldn't you?
Well, it was nice "catching up"... But I'm a busy man, with a master plan.
And just what are YOU up to, exactly?
Why, you don't know? And here I thought word would get around...
..."Ultimate Warrior's Tournament... All Applicants Welcome... Grand Prize:-"
A MILLION ZENNY!? (Wait, what's a Zenny?)
That's right... And the winner of that Grand Prize will be ME!
For you see, sign-ups are tomorrow... And I have every intention of entering my greatest robots into the competition.
Once I win this little Tournament... The whole world will revel in my Genius! And then, they will have no choice but to bow down to me, Dr. Albert Wily!
Why, you... I'll show you. I am going to enter my OWN Robots into the tournament. And then, I'll show you who's the greatest villain!
...Argh, what am I saying!? Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts have no place in a head-on battle! Not a single one of my machines could! They couldn't even beat that blasted hedgehog, Sonic!
...Couldn't even beat that blasted hedgehog, Sonic, indeed... I think I have the PERFECT idea... And it will be my greatest invention ever! MORE than enough to make ol' Ruby-Spears quiver in his boots!
Who's Eve?]{n}
Wait... so you are saying eve was a strong red giant that you can't even achieve...?]{n}
Oh...]{n}
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