Hahaha- I HAVE NO HOME IN THIS UNIVERSE]{n}
Oh ok, also wait... are you sure thats not a Sega Ur-]{n}
*Yawn* Well, who knows what's gonna happen tomorrow. We have evil to take down soon...]{n}
'night...]{n}
*GASP* *Heavy Breathing*]{n}
Sorry it's just... inner thoughts with... s o m e t h i n g]{n}
Uh ok...]{n}
Uh, Wario?
Not now, Waluigi! I'm still awaiting orders from Lord Hades!
That's what I wanted to ask you about. He previously enlisted you to help elite treasure heists, but since then he's conquered the galaxies of likely hundreds of thousands of dimensions, why would he need you?
What!? I'll have you know that--
Moreover-- we're rich. You spend so much time hunting for treasure you hardly notice the sum of your collections! We're low-mid multi-illionaires at least!
...Okay, that makes sense--
Wario, let me show you something.
...Targets have shown no sign of suspicion.
Have you forgotten the amount of cash WarioWare has made? How you have your own PhD in the medical department? We can be our own business men! Our own entrepreneurs! Besides, who's gonna stop us!?
....Huh.
Huh?]{n}
You were mumbling "Mr. Prime Ribs"]{n}
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