How about we play the original Mario Bros.?]{n}
I've had some experience with the game but I don't know how long I'll last-]{n}
SHUT THE-]{n}
No no that was just a Moment. We aren't gonna do any fighting... hopefully for at least 2 hours...]{n}
..Well, that happened. Hey Phantasm, you guys want to grab something to drin-
Hahaha no, we still ain't done grinding.
Dude, we ALREADY trolled Regulus into oblivion. What ELSE is there to grind for!?
Any FUTURE threats that happen to be around or above Regulus' strength, obviously.
Hell no. You are NOT gonna make us fight Gun Springtrap for 132 more runs.
Actually, yes I AM. If you can't find some way to stand up to the next majorly overstatted monster of the week, then the omniverse may as well be already nuked to oblivion. And I ain't talking about the Elder Scrolls game, either.
GOD F***ING DAMMIT, PHANTASM, YOU'RE GOING TO RUE THE DAY YOU DECIDED TO PUT US THROUGH GUN SPRINGTRAP AGAIN, YOU SH**B**CH! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO!? MY PRIMAL, UNRESTRAINED RAGE HAS AWAKENED, AND NOW THERE'S NOTHING BUT A DESOLATE HOPE FOR YOUR SORRY A** WHEN I GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE! I'LL F***ING DESTROY ALL YOU HOLD DEAR! F*** YOU, F*** YOUR LIFE, F*** YOUR ANCESTORS, AND F*** YOUR SOUL!
You're keeping away unwanted pests? Real hypoocritical of you there.
I guess now I have to do my thing...
Man, it's been forever since I've had a break like this. Almost makes me upset.
Why? We don't have to deal with any big threats.
It's kinda boring.
Aaand there's the monkey's paw.
Hold on. Let's go see what that was before we jump to conclusions.
So uh, what now?]{n}
I've seen worse...but I've seen better, too...
Strange, I don't see anything out-
Pretty sure that's an "anything".
Finally, I found you idiots.
You thought you could go and run off, doing your own thing without me?
I didn't have a place to wander back to after the Tournament of Champions. You two left me for dead when it got cut short.
You even went and formed your own little group of friends. Except it's not little at all, and you still forgot me.
But no more of that. Because I've finally caught up to your universe...
...and I'm not coming in peacefully.
I think this is what you meant when you said he'd find us later!*
Ok I'ma be M I G H T Y!]{n}
What is this device?
...that's a phone, Ben. It's pretty common.
Not in the time period I am designed after, it is not.
You didn't even remember that I was supposed to be the speed-focused member of our team. Pathetic.
There's a difference between "not remembering" and "not expecting a cheap shot"!!
Yes, because that was so much less fair than leaving such a skilled speedster behind.
W-who's Mary?!
The girl who's calling, obviously!
That doesn't narrow it down, idiot!
I WILL DEFEAT MARY.
When we don't know where she is?!?!
Your move, Dangan.
Express Man, this is petty and completely un-
My move.
Am Tired]{n}
...
...Well then. I see no reason not to give you the benefit of the doubt. I'll leave you to your business..
Oh. And don't dare to try pulling any Core-Xel shenanigans. We will be watching your every move. And if you slip up... we'll make sure you never see the light of day again.
Anthomatons. We are leaving.
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