Okay, now I'm getting a little worried. I think Prototype's on the verge of completely losing his marbles.
Don't bother, he'll just erase that one and come back instantly.
And on the contrary, Mighty-- this has been a long, long, time coming.
From what I understand, this has been anoverdue reaction from Prototype (Which, ironically enough, is also Jazz's fault). For you see...



...This reaction is all but natural. Forced to abandon his companions in an unfamiliar world, he was killed off to preserve their lives. But even then, some part of him lingered on inside his deceased body.
...For a while, anyway. Then Beta Devil came and screwed around with him (So I guess this is his fault too) and around that time Worship came and revealed Prototype's death was supposed to happen (him too).
Funny how it was their insistence on putting down Prototype that has created the scenario we are in now. So....
Jeez.
Did he ever, like- EVER in his life get to take a
ing break from all that crap?
Hmmm...
Absolutely not. This has to be something different. This has nothing to do with the Anti-Omni Meme or whatever Berserk Instinct is based off of. Besides a burst in overall performance, this shares none of the same qualities.
This may just be a result of Prototype hitting his breaking point. For all intents and purposes, he has effectively snapped, though it appears he has retained a good portion of his sanity.
We'll just have to find out what it means from this.
Someone like you isn't worthy of casting judgement on anything, so I'll be the judge around here. Any last words be--
I must say, your tantrum did catch me off guard. But it was also somewhat disappointing.
I'm taking back my MKII Virus (also all other traces of it in this universe). I would have did this before had not it been for me trying to break my way out of Hades. What part of "I am the catalyst" do you all not understand?
This isn't an outside interference, either. I'm taking back what is rightfully mine.
Augh... what happe--
Wait...the MKII Virus is being sapped from everything? 
I'm pretty sure it'll only weaken the Coda Corruption... hopefully enough to cure Kiddy.
But I'm more worried about the big picture. He says he erased all of the MKII Virus in this universe, but we won't have a proper victory over him until we cleanse every single universe in which he's infected someone.
Sorry. I was just...thinking, is all.
*bip* (Not to mention...)
*boowp* (...we've still got a lot more than the MKII Virus to worry about.)
Hey, don't worry.
IRL Beta Shadow had literally no plans to use Kiddie Kong beyond the Coda Corruption stuff, anyways.
Master Missingno.! You don't just SAY stuff like that!
What? It's true.
No, I mean... I don't think Diddy Kong knows how to break the 4th Wall, let alone what a 4th Wall is. You don't just say 4th Wall stuff around the people who are unaware of it.
But it's true.
I mean, there was that time where I had to prove I was a "video game hero"*, so I kinda get-
To be honest, I didn't think Kiddy would become a permanent fixture either. He definitely seemed like a choice meant to compliment Chunky's recent relevance.
And if there aren't any plans, that's kinda a double-edged sword.
The plus side is that Kiddy can't be put in any worse of a spot...
...but the whole reason we kept Kiddy in that Muted Echo Chamber even when he stopped mattering plot-wise was that even so, it didn't seem right to just leave one of the Kongs for dead or to forever be cursed. If we had to drop him, we figured we might as well do it after he was in good shape again.
Like, I know it's all just written words. I've seen the word writer in person. But that doesn't mean what they write has to be so bitter.
After all, that's a big reason why we care about Regulus in the first place. Why anyone cares about him.
Wh-what!? You actually met your-
...No.
Do not tell me such childish lies, especially at a time like this. I know the truth, far too well. More than every single one of you... Especially that foolishly naive Null.
THERE IS NO WAY TO ENTER THE REAL WORLD. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR THE LIKES OF CRANKY, MATT, REGULUS, OR KIRBY. And I don't want to hear a SINGLE DAMN WORD out of you that says otherwi-
Missingno., ENOUGH! Release her at once!
...
...Let it be known, yokai: I will not buy into any childish fantasies of entering the real world like that pathetic purple Proto Man. So from here on out, you should watch what you say around me. Because next time, I may not be so willing to listen to Jazz's command to release you.
Isn't it obvious? Whatever she entered wasn't the real world; It's a pale imitation. A representation of the real world within a fake Omniverse. It's the same way characters like Deadpool was able to do so in the Marvel Comics.*
If you have any regard for your life left, you will forfeit. Of course, I'll probably still kill you anyway, but...
No way. This ends here.
While you are correct, I feel the neither of us are on the same page on how. But it's no matter.
(Hmm. I know one person who definitely would have made a pathetic arm pun. But fortunately for me...)
I don't know how you managed to do that, but in any case, I seriously owe you a great debt for getting me out of there.
Ain't no problem.
Well, I'll see you in the future Mr....
I put Waldo into hiding. I know where Carmen Sandiego is. I know Victoria's Secret. And my Toilet Paper doesn't take crap from anyone. As long as you know these simple things... you know who I am.
.....
Look, I could show you photo evidence. I could pull the old "chemicals in your brain" counterargument. I could point out what I can and can't do out there. But that doesn't matter.
I just wanted to clear up why we're waiting until a cure for the Coda Corruption is possible until we drop Kiddy Kong from the story.
But right now, let's focus on keeping all the incoming bull
from killing us.
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