Here we are, maggot.
This...this is a wall. Where's-
So...how'd your plan go? You'd get that KI like you so confidently said you were going to?
...
Thought as much...
Listen up...behind that helmet lies a weapon capable of helping humanity thrive. Your little bodyjacking ability could help create SOLDIERS dedicated to humanity. You could make the world a better place.
] But...you don't care about that, do you? You care about "escaping" this reality, right? You sound like one of those druggies from the 60s.
It sounds crazy, but I KNOW there's a world beyond this one.
I could argue all day about the contrary, but that's besides the point. You want out? The only way now is the obvious one. AND the moral one, mind you.
What? You think what I did was immoral?
You opened up a dead zone, attacked a random person for no reason, and unleashed a literal God on those with actual morals.
Like I said, it was when I activated my AUTO mode. If I realized what would of happened-
I don't care. They don't care. No one cares. Your excuses have let you friendless and out in the cold. Not everyone is as HEARTLESS as you, maggot.
I'm the best shot you've got for your goal because I'm the ONLY shot you've got. Understood?
...
You said you wanted to leave this world on good terms, right? This is the only way. Now then, are you willing to make a pledge to this great nation and to mankind?
...
How hard is it to use that CPU of yours to make-
Alright. I'm in.
Good. Now then...Corporal Air.
I want you to instruct him as a Corporal would do for a Private.
...Understood sir!
Good. Also, I want you to tell him about our plan against Regulus. I've some business to attend to. Dismissed.
...I hope this full-on assault works.
...I understand that you guys need to keep as much strength and energy as possible for Regulus, but... You and your alternates are the people who need to fight Regulus. What is there to stop us from joining the fight?
Do you want to face an army of MKII clones?
...Point taken.
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Alright, listen up.
How'd we get here so quickly?
You will address me as sir, understood?
Sure thing.
...
Want to try that again?
Let's focus on the objective.
You remember the details?
I don't recall you telling me.
...
Any bodies you find you are to bodyjack, then send to these coordinates. Roger that?
Roger that.
...You're not even worth my time.
















...These new forms of ours are ridiculous.
Look, dude. There's no need to, like, be a downer about this, man. We get a second chance of life!
...Beta. Just because we have been reincarnated, doesn't mean you have to change your personality.
Naw, come on, bro. I'm just trying to, like, get more in touch with my new elemental powers, you know?
...If sounding like an absolute stoner is what makes you more "in-touch" with your elemental powers, than I think I would've preferred if you were the same as you were before... Something I thought you would never make me feel. And yet, here we are.
Psh, ok. Whatever, man.
Well, regardless, your reformation process has to be done before Regulus ends up erasing the Omniverse... And seeing that we have entered the battle against Shaggy Negro, there might not be much time left.
...I believe that our first step is to address why exactly you two are evil. Kappa... Why exactly did you want to freeze the world back when you were Beta Miser?
I dunno, man. I just wanted more than to have a little fun, you know?
...I see. And are you willing to try and go through with it again?
Nah, man. I think I learned my lesson about that, dude... I'm just stoked to be alive again, bro.
...Ok then, I suppose the transitional period for you has already ended. You are deemed a hero. Huzzah. *Turns to Iota Forest* Now, Iota, why did you-
Don't play dumb with me, faker. You may be pretending to be the great hero now, but let's face it... You don't just change sides immediately. There HAS to have been some form of process. That's what you're trying to put me through, no?
...You know why I am who I am. It is because in this world, the brilliant creation of others... Is tainted by the creations of those who lack true creativity.
...But before you start asking me any questions, why don't you-
...Why don't you answer me this: What exactly made you lose sight of our ultimate goal? Our master plan? The destruction of all those wretched OCs?
...
Being harsh to him like that isn't going to make him learn his lessen. Only deepen his anger. And besides, you're not an OC. You're an official character. Just... With an altered tale for the sake of this roleplay.
...You want to know why I changed my ways? Well, let's first think on a certain question... Why do you think we still existed when the Absurd Roleplay was supposedly destroyed, and never reversed? Why do you think the Aeons were still around, back before this roleplay was created?
...The answer is simple. It's because someone brought it back... Attempted to revive it, for the sake of continuing his evil deeds.
*
...Despite their efforts, however, they eventually just upped and... Disappeared. Everyone did, really... Everyone but us and the Aeons. I suppose that means that, in a way, the Absurd Roleplay is still considerably our home.
...Then one day, I had a conversation with Delta Paradox.
...And you honestly expect me to believe that? What makes you think I'd simply change my ways, just because of your little story?
...Well. Maybe I did think that would work. Or maybe, just maybe, I have a bit of an example in mind.
...Follow me.
Hey there, Alpha. Who are these two?
The original variants of me and Epsilon, reincarnated into new forms. I'm trying to teach them how to be proper heroes so that Beta X can grant me the Demon Sage transformation.
Dude... You think we can get some snacks along the way? I haven't eaten since the day I died. I'm, like, totally starving, bro.
...Well, I'm trying to teach one of them, anyways.
Cool. May I join?
Well, we'll all need to gather together once I gained my form so we could prepare to face Regulus, so sure.
Alright, "Hades", give it up. This whole entire thing was just a ploy to give Shaggy Negro the opening he needed, didn't he?
Perhaps. I'm astonished you all would have thought that I would let intruders in so easily. Worry not, however... Nothing of value was lost.
...Fair enough. I'll cut to the chase.
Immortality. Seal-proofness. How-- what could you have possibly gained to give something that vast?
It's quite simple. I've have simply had my troops gathered pieces of the most powerful objects throughout each known dimension and universe to create what I like to call The Composite 1-Up. You cannot destroy or erase it, and it doesn't disappear after each use, rather-- It is so powerful that the user will be brought back no matter what cataclysmic event befalls them. Of course, where you all see conspiracy, I see profit. This was merely a business trade. At your expense? Maybe so. But business is business. However...
Nothing is without balance. This should balance it out to the point where it negates the effects of The Composite 1-Up.]{spoiler}
why are you giving me this, exactly?]{spoiler}
Due to the Rules of Trade, I already have what I want. If Regulus tries to kill me, or take my infinite wealth away, it'll take away his new Power-Up as well. It was all in the name of pure business.
Word to the wise-- You may want to focus on the current target at hand. Shaggy Negro intends to cause serious destruction. And now that Regulus is fed up with him... He has nearly nothing to lose.
(...Why did I take off my helmet again?)
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