What were you expecting? A giant Wario head? A handgun for me to "delet" things with? An Omniversal macguffin nerfing everyting and using Hakai on you?
Sorry, but when I attack, my priority is to make the moment count.
What...what happened?
...wat?
Well...this is just great. I'm dead...again. Though this time it's not just darkness...Does that mean I'm actually dead dead? Well...let's just boot up the old...?
...Okay then...
Hello? Anybody?
...
So...is this what's its like when I bodyjack someone? They get sent to their own afterlife?
Well...I just can't stand in one position forever. Let's explore.
Okay...so in my afterlife there are buildings from the 40s. Neat.
Shame I can't understand what their saying. At least I'm not alone...
...Wait...are they...
So I'm watching this in reverse. Interesting.
Nice, finally found me the Kirisame Magic Shop!
(Now, if I were a betting gal, Marisa would probably still be around here, and trying to break in right NOW would be suicide. Instead, I'm gonna stake her out for 3 or so hours, and THEN steal that Mini-Hakkero so I can make my own superior version! Then I'm gonna try to recreate those bewitched swords Sakuya used that one time, and then I can start making some robots for MYSELF to cause some chaos!)
: Strange...
I'm...watching a different scene?
...
You desired for it to be stopped, correct?
Nevermind, just leave it for now...I'll come back later.
Oh. Sorry...
Oh! Thank you.
I hate to bother you Compass, but when you get the chance, I...never-mind.
...
In order to achieve help, I believe that requiring your name will make the process quicker.
My name? Oh! It's Aratis! I'm the Astrologer...unless you're here to replace me! Why else who a newcomer be here! You're probably a much better one too. No no no no n-
Well...that was odd.

Duracell (Bored/Casual) | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Well, battery boy... boys?, we're not clowns, but surprisingly neither are you. Let me repeat that. You are not clowns.
Because clowns are supposed to be funny, and you can't even make anyone laugh except your live studio audience consisting of hundreds of you!
Mighty | HP 49 999 997/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000



Duracell (Bored/Casual) | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
Oof, ouch, how painful. I am sUrE to lose this battle quickly.
Also, are you sure your humor is sophisticated and you're not just a narcissistic idiot?
Mighty | HP 49 999 996/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000
Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: ▼ Incalculable | ATK: ▼ Incalculable | DEF: ▼ Incalculable | SPE: ▼ Incalculable
I'm not going anywhere.
Mighty | HP 49 999 996/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000

Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: ▼ Incalculable | ATK: ▼ Incalculable | DEF: ▼ Incalculable | SPE: ▼ Incalculable
How about you and the boys take a vacation until the timer runs out? You look like you need it.

Duracell (Extremely Bored) | Level: Maximumer | Health: ▼ Incalculable | ATK: ▼ Incalculable | DEF: ▼ Incalculable | SPE: ▼ Incalculable
Interestingly enough, I did fight a deaf person before. Admittedly I had help from a group of four, but if I was alone, I'd have fought them like this...
...and this...
...and this!
Also, I recall you saying these battles were to the death/forfeit.
So if you're so keen on activating that bomb...
...you forfeit, do you not?
Which means, one way or another, you failed.
We've been waiting for the next step of Regulus' plan for quite some time. How long are you going to keep us in the dark? 






Duracell | Level: Maximumer | Health: Incalculable | ATK: Incalculable | DEF: Incalculable | SPE: Incalculable
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