Joke's on you, you ain't the ONLY one who's been chargin his lazah!
And now, I'm boutta fire it.
DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 365/490 | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,937/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2252/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)





...WELP, TIME FOR PLAN B.
Collateral, I'm gonna need you to be in Time mode, have enough energy for THAT move, and to have some Americanized Gyros.
...why that last part?
BECAUSE I'M FRIGGIN' HUNGRY, DUH! Turns out eating a boneless pizza while waiting for the man behind the slaughter to finish his fight with Duracell doesn't exactly give you a full tank.
Well good news, I happen to have some. But I ain't sharing any of 'em with you just because you asked.
...ANYWAY, Duracell!
UWAAAGGGH! The Devil must be in this fiddle!
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 365/490 | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,937/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2252/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
I feel like you're forgetting something- Or someONE, rather- who would prevent the situation, barrier or not.
I meant someone who would prevent anyone from interfering.
Hmm...Time stones...
What do you mean things were better in the 40s? We weren’t even born yet.
Precisely. That’s why you whippersnappers fail to give us older folk respect.
Air...are you high on helium right now?
It’s not high! It’s drunk. High’s for doves still hugging trees whereas drunk’s for us soldiers.
...Alright. I’m gonna call you in a bit okay? I’ve come up to the outskirts of what is left of Mega City. I heard that Wood Man’s chip could be around here. If I find it, I’ll let you know. See ya.
Oh? It's my phone!
Hold on Kilroy, I've got to take this call.
Hello?
Hey Air! I need a favor
Do you know anybody that can travel back and forwards in time? I'm looking for something and I remember you rambling on the phone about how the 40’s were better and such and such.
...What did I do when I was drunk?
No, sorry. You'll have to ask someone else if you want to go back in time. Sorry abou-
Actually, give me one second.
Oh, hey Air?
Yeah?
Nevermind about all that, a portal just opened up. Call ya in five seconds.
...
You know yer young friend’s an idiot, right?
Hey don't call him that! He’s just...slow...
NO...I MUST BE COMPLETE...
MECHA SONIC...THE CREATOR...WHERE...
You're about to be reunited with him.
He's traveled through a portal of some sort...he must have decided on the Time Stones.
So, picking up where we left off in our conversation...
I swear I just want to cut down these trees...
...but then that'd just be me doing what Cut Man always does, and that's pathetic.
...then again, if Cut Man could do it, I can still do it better.
...well, if a robot makes a dumb choice in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.
Right. I guess as long as you're not planning to cause any sort of trouble- for now, anyways- guess we can leave you off the hook.
I'm just glad that you aren't planning anything bad with them, like that Sometal creation of-
Dr. Koopenstein! He's still on the loose out there... What if he builds another one of those Sometal creeps? Or worse yet... That original Sometal could still be alive back there...
Whatever the situation may be, we HAVE to try and gather the rest of the Super Emeralds before Koopenstein gets the chance! If ONE Super Emerald made such a dangerous threat before, who KNOWS what he could use them for...
Yeah, or worse... Any of the Eggheads of the multiverse could try to get their hands on them, as well. I think we should hurry and find the next Super Emerald, and fast!
On that note, where do you suppose we head off to next?
There we go! Nice, sturdy, triple-layer Ceratanium.
Even gave it a little extra barrier coating. The foundation's 100% crying-Kiddy-proof.
...honestly surprised how high "screaming ape child" is in resistance testing...even beat out pretty much every default level ability Dyna has without the Supercharge...
Fascinating...
Niice! You even got one of the smaller monitors working!
...ho-lay
...
Daiyousei and I are going to the crater.
What do the do of ye need there?
She's got 29 empty Spell Cards. She's going to need something for every last one of them for Regulus.
These Super Emeralds truly are in the strangest of locations...
I don't know how the planet is active, but my radar's picking up two Super Emeralds, each at opposing ends of Zebes.
Knowing those who once lived on there, leaving them unattended on that planet would be even worse than an Eggman finding it.
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 365/490 | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,937/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2252/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)
Find-a-any clues of where Tailigee could-a-be?
(So far I haven't. How about you?)
*sigh* Me-a-neither. Maybe-a-we should split into-a-different zones. We'll-a-find him faster.
(Somari, we're pals, but after the galactic anomaly? Maybe Tailigee isn't exactly--)
I would beg to differ, actually. Your two-tailed mutant brother is quite alive.
!!
...impossible....So-
--Oh, no. Not Sometal. From here to forward, you shall refer to me as...
(...I kind of feel misled into thinking that your name would be something like Somecha.)
Ah. But you see, that would even further cement the reputation our universe has of being a bootleg.
Enough! You're-a-going to explain everything, starting from-a-what on earth you've-a-done with Tailigee!
Uh, uh uh! I haven't the slightest idea what you mean. Your twin brother is neither in mine or Koopenstein's hands.
(Speaking of, how exactly are you alive? After what happened at the Death K--
I am well aware of that little incident. Fortunately for me, Dr. Koopenstein merely made another Sometal and re-inserted all my data into that one. There were also some long-due updates to my systems be made my myself, particularly that one error in my voice files. After attempting to betray him and act out on my own, it is a debt I owe to him to cooperate with his plans.
But understand this. I am not working for him.
That-a-doesn't explain what you're-a-doing here.
Of course. Me and my Sometal troops are merely in search of a few artifacts. Contrary to what any do-gooder fool may insult us with via their belief, we are well aware that there will be nothing to conquer--nor any Red Hatted meatbags to kill--if existence itself is wiped out. Hence not only our being here, but our reason for possessing this.
...Mama mia!
Mama mia indeed, Somari. These are the Microlite Jewels. Did you think we could only use those shards and Chaos Emeralds for fighting? Oh, no. You only saw me fight with part of the energy. The rest was absorbed (and for experimental purposes, synthesized) so we could duplicate and reproduce it. These have the Chaos Energy of the Master Emerald along with the corrosponding nature of the Chaos Emeralds. And do you two want to know the best part?
...
These Jewels are useless outside of the grasp of me or any other Koopnik. The only correspond to us.
So what, then? Have you-a-come only to-a-rub this power in-a-our faces?
Quite the contrary. A warning actually, seeing as I do not want you killed by anything other than myself.
The second coming of a legend will come down to erase this world soon enough. When the time comes, like it or not-- we will all need to join forces should we pray for a morsel of opportunity of survival.
You'd best find your brother soon. Should we all perish with this world, it may be the last chance you get.
Alternate Aeon | Level: 53 | Health: 199/490 | PP: 360/360 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 2800 ▲▲ | SPE: 1098
Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 97,423/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410
Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2252/2500 | ATK: 13230 ((250 + 1073) * 10) | DEF: 12470 (150 + 997) * 10) | SPE: 13690 ((150 + 1119) * 10)




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