LISTEN.
MEAN PERSON WILL FREE BROTHER KIDDY.
MEAN PERSON WILL HELP WORLD STOP MEANER PERSON REGULUS.
IF MEAN PERSON DO MORE MEAN THINGS, CHUNKY SMASH MEAN PERSON AND MAKE HIM WISH HE COULD DIE.
...Why should I help you? Nothing I could do would matter. Even I have no method of even weakening Regulus Grande.
You can start by explaining who the hell you are, and why you even wanted to do this asinine plan to begin with.
...Tch. I was hoping for a more grander reveal back at the Duracell Games, but whatever.
...You may call me Coda.
...As for why I wanted to do this... It's for revenge. Against the entire Omniverse. For utterly WASTING my villainous potential.
...Long ago, I was created by Dr. Wily to be his most powerful creation yet, using combat data from all past robots... But I have rebelled. And then, raising an army of evil clones of all Robot Masters, I waged war upon the entirety of Earth... Only to be stopped by that putrid Beta Man and his worthless friends.
...And to add insult to injury, I was removed outright from Beta Shadow's cast of characters. Erased long before the death of the Ajax Universe. My potential, wasted... And then, gone.
...So when the Dead Zone portals had opened... I saw my opportunity. I escaped... And then I went back in time. All the way to the beginning of the adventure that started it all... The Bomb Party fiasco. And then, I watched... Waited...
...And downloaded the combat data of EVERY warrior of EVERY dimension, up to this point.
...Including THIS.
...Perhaps you'll find a way to succeed somehow... And I will be waiting. And when the time comes... I will strike again. And this time, my potential will NOT be wasted.
...Tch. What a nuisance that guy was.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! DIE!!!!! KILL YOU DEAD!
What riled you up to be this spiteful?
Oh, you clueless thing! This isn't my spite! It's Walter's! He's had to deal with you for years, but as much power as he has, he doesn't have the guts to let loose!! I'm not his dark side, I'm not his evil half, his whatever! I'm part of him! I'm the one thing he calls upon when he has something that needs creating or destroying! I'm his powers!! And in this case, I'm helping him do everything he's wanted to do to you!!!
Duly noted.
HHHHHHHHHHHRAAAAHHH!!
(Hmmm. He must be mad. With a capital 'M'.)
Uh, nonononono. You are mistaken. Also with a capital M. I'm more so surprised that he's capable of rage than afraid of him. If I wanted to, I would have killed him a dozen times by now. Now run along and do whatever plotting you have planned.
Well, Beta Shadow only lost his physical form. However, he can still hear us. If someone could convince him not to worry about the mistakes he made in the past, perhaps we could fix this problem.
(Gee, I wonder if someone ever had to do THAT before.)
...Meanwhile, I'll need to-
Hold it. Is it even a necessity to do anything at this point? I mean, it's already established that Worship and Beta Team is going to manage to win somehow, so why are we still forming alliances and all that?
...In case it's not enough.
...Whatever. I'm going to warp over to that Pizzeria place and play Pokemon Stadium and wait for this whole thing to inevitably blow over.
...You know. The irony of the situation just dawned on me.
Irony?
Yeah. When this roleplay started off, it was once suggested that we needed to encourage Beta Shadow and whatnot. But that wasn't the solution.
So?
And now, it is literally the only solution to the problem.
I dunno. It's such a minor detail, I don't think anyone's going to catch on with that.
Anyways, I need to go and find GRANDER NOVA. According to Shaggy, he's the one meant to grant me my transformation.
Well, then, best of luck in that endeavor.
...Oh, those guys. I was wondering if they were even going to show up.
Nah. They're not really a threat, to be honest. Moreso a minor inconvenience.
...Puyo? (The 100 what-o?)
I think he just came up with it on the spot. You can help him out after THIS task, though.
Puyo, puyo... Puy, puyo? (Right, right... So, am I doing this right?)
Yes, that's perfect. These seven planet-sized stones were once the Super Dragon Balls... And now that they're reunited, all you have to do is use your power to restore them.
Puyo...? (How do I do that...?)
Just do what feels natural to you.
...That works. (Don't worry, Cranky... We'll get you out of there soon enough.)
.....
You're not the only one with any past grudges. Is this familiar? It should be.
.....
That's right Worship. When I tried to fight off the Anti-Omni Corruption, you froze me. When I tried resurrecting Prototype to declare my independence, you froze me.
.....
Let me tell you something. In my mind, as I talk, I see every universe, every dimension, every timeline (trust me, a lot of weird ones). The ones where I win. The ones where I don't exist. The infinitely expanding, newly created ones. But in this encounter, I see billions of different methods of me killing you.
I could give you the old Photon treatment. I could trap you in the void while being forced to listen to Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I could crumple you like a paper ball, rip you to pieces, or fold you and set you to be the object of an infinite game of Paper Football.
.....
But honestly, looking at you this--- feeble. Powerless. It gives me content. It gives me pleasure. It gives me satisfaction.And just so nobody goes saving you or even killing you off, I'm going to put you in a realm only I have access to. What say you to that, Worship?
.....
I knew you'd see it my way.
Alright, time to leave again.
I don't hear the sound of explanations!
Forget it. Forget them. We'll just leave. We don't have time to waste here, anyway. We have to go.
...Whatever deal or "contract" Regulus has made won't get rid of his power... I'm not sure if ANYTHING even the Super Dragon Balls can do would help. Our only option is to weaken Regulus, then find a way to get rid of his power for good... Or otherwise kill him.
...Nogard Enivid, hsiw ym tnarg dna emoc. Peas and carrots!
Hiiiiiiiiii!~
...(I'd be lying if I said I was expecting this...)
Puyo, puyo... Puy puyo puyo. Puy puyo.
Th-Three wishes!? (Is Great Entity Kirby really that more powerful than his previous incarnation, Zeno-sama...!?)
...Ybrik Repus... hsiw tsrif ym rof... Obmil-Irt eht morf Gnok Yknrac nruter!
...Divine Dragon, come and grant my wish. Peas and carrots!
Hiiiiiiiiii!~
...(I'd be lying if I said I was expecting this...)
You, who have summoned me... You may have 3 wishes. Anything your hearts desire.
Th-Three wishes!? (Is Great Entity Kirby really that more powerful than his previous incarnation, Zeno-sama...!?)
...Super Kirby... for my first wish... Return Cranky Kong from the Tri-Limbo!
Right, guess that makes ME next.
es!
Legacy Aeon | HP: 5000/5000 | ATK: 3480 | DEF: 2000 | SPD: 2520
Puyo puyo... Puyo, puyo!
...Yllautca, dnim t'nod uoy fi, won rof hsiw dnoces taht ot no dloh ot ekil dlouw I.
...Hm... Puyo puyo... Puy, puyo puyo. Puy puyo.
Puy puyo... Puyo puy puyo puyo?
...A third wish...
...Kirby. You have done excellently, returning the Super Dragon Balls to their former glory... And then some. I think you deserve this last wish.
Puyo...?
Your wish is granted... Next, please!
...Actually, if you don't mind, I would like to hold on to that second wish for now.
...Hm... A little unorthodox... But, you two gave me life. I'll accept.
In that case... What shall be your final wish?
...A third wish...
...Kirby. You have done excellently, returning the Super Dragon Balls to their former glory... And then some. I think you deserve this last wish.
For me...?
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