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Hello there, "forgotten robots". Say...
...Don't you think you're forgetting someone?
Yeah. And here we thought we could be useful assets, perhaps even friends...
...Guess we were wrong. Oh, well. It's about time you all dropped dead, anyways.
...
Okay, WHAT is the big idea?!
First some random guy says he got permission from the Trio of Origin to do anything, and now this is happening.
NO.
I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE BE LEFT BEHIND OR SLAUGHTERED LIKE NOBODY WANTS THEM.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG MY BROTHERS AND I WERE LEFT BEHIND IN PRACTICALLY PURGATORY?!
HOW LONG DARK ELF SPENT IN A WITHERING DIMENSION?!?!
IF I WASN'T A DUMB
, I'D ALMOST SAY YOU CORRUPT FOLKS AND DURACELL ARE ALMOST AS HEARTLESS AS BETA SHADOW.
Eugh. Disgusting.
Oh, my... You just made our mission much more easier.~
Corrupt Honey Woman. Corrupt Ocean Man. You both have 1 second to explain yourselves.
Oh, but that was the plan. To destroy the strongest of this world's "heroes", at all costs.
And once they are dealt with, I will single-handedly destroy Duracell and Shaggy Negro. And then, Regulus will have no choice but to erase this putrid Omniverse.
You see... What I have placed in the now-dead Honey Woman, Ocean Man, and Kiddy Kong is known as the ⬛⬛⬛⬛ Corruption... A mix of ALL forms of corruption- Regulus Curse aside- to make one pure, irreversible virus... One that puts ME in control, and forcing others to either kill their friends... Or otherwise be killed BY their friends.
...And it's all in the name of exercise. For accepting the inevitable end of all things.
For now. But, I still have plenty more tricks up my sleeves, and plenty of other heroes to utterly crush either the lives or hopes of... I'll come back around for you later.
...Oh, and don't bother tracing down my location. Any attempt to do so will infect you with the Corruption.
...Though, feel free to give up. You can arrive at the Duracell Games, and witness first-hand the end of all things.
I'll gladly become part of the deceased... But only AFTER I ensure the entire Omniverse follows suit.
WHAT!? OUTRAGEOUS! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
...Is what I would say if anything down there was my problem. Well, besides for one...
So. "Duracell".
Oh, I wouldn't worry about him, at least not too much. Threats to destroy society as a whole are extremely common.
So this is one huge bluff, right?
Oh, no, he was definitely serious about that.
Okay, how do you guys live under these conditions?
It's honestly not as difficult as you might think. Eventually you become well-adjusted to the constant threats.
Really? That's your advice? Get used to it?
It honestly could be much worse for you. I've died, like, three times.
Yeah. I got split in half.
....This is insane.
Well, if we really do survive, this probably won't be the end of it, so expect worse.
...So, any of you planning on going to the Duracell Games?
Oh, yeah, I mean, I would, but I happen to value my life.
Great. Another one of these fools who doesn't accept the fact that morality exists.
It doesn't matter how much it may or may not seem like it, but morality does exist. Because the concept of morality goes beyond the Multi-Omniverse. All the way to the people writing us.
Those who act like heroes and villains don't exist are either neutral figures who have given up hope, or villains who are trying too hard to justify themselves.
And it's going to take a conversation with whoever's behind that keyboard to convince me you don't fall under the latter category.
Oh, believe me. Under any other condition, I'd happily accept the role of Villan. It was all in my name, after all, a long time ago... when my potential as such was utterly wasted.
...But as a self-proclaimed Follower of El Grande Padre, I must cast such ideas like morality aside, and realize the truth... That NOTHING in this Omniverse is redeemable, or worth salvaging. It must all be eradicated.
...Worry, not. I have every intention of dying with the rest of this Omniverse... But only when I complete my mission... And help Regulus become the Second Coming he was ALWAYS destined to become.
I should have mentioned this earlier, but there's something that guaranteed your failure the moment Dimension 1 was born. 
Whoever you are, you are about to break one of the GROUND RULES.
And if you're somehow going to make an exception for Regulus, or even yourself, I have no choice but to believe you have been sent here with the sole purpose of ending the narrative.
I refuse to back down unless you can prove otherwise.
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