Don't even think about it.
Our first story may have ended long ago, but this is more than table scraps. This is our second story.
Shark, with all due respect, I doubt you heard the whole side of the story...
I heard enough of it. Beta Shadow would rather leave a whole world to die than to salvage living people.
Don't act like we don't know what that's like. Our world became a six-person purgatory, and our names were taken from us by newer robots.
Shark Dude...I know it hurts. But we got no power to look into this further, and if you assume the worst, it's gonna bring out the worst in you.
Ah, the Revolt Robots...it's been a long time.
There's a darn good reason fer that!
Indeed, there is. and that's because we have something very special up our sleeves...
What are THOSE?!
Oh they're nothing special...just the first two of our HEX Adaptor minions.
Whoah! Gee, you sound a lot nicer in your super form than you did before...
*boop*
Oh no you don't!!
...given the track record Robo Sonic and I have with that move, I'm surprised it worked.
Bit, you're letting your guard down!!
Hrrrngh!!!
(It really was my fault for remotely suggesting we should get involved with anything outside the interests of this city. I'll have to make up for it by working even harder to preserve the peace.)
What the hell?
(I could call the Brigade out as backup just in case... but I can't afford to reel them into what should be my responsibility. Besides, they've already done enough as of late.)
...Hmph. If there's one thing I loathe, it's the erratic shrieks of the innocent. But in this case, it is their babbling which will provide the attention that is necessary.
...Damn it. I was too late.
So, this is my new opponent, hmm? Well, our star-clad hero shan't worry. Besides...
By the time this battle is over, he won't even have realized it ever started.
*bEEeeEEp*
Something 'bout those two ain't right, I'll tell you what...
Lemme fix that!! 
































Hneeegh!!!
You STAY AWAY FROM BY BROTHERS.
They're unconscious...what should we do?
Well, seems like the duo of disaster here almost made their way to the good dude Doppler...
I was afraid something like this would happen...
These HEX Adaptors may be incapable of coating the victim's body like any existing form of Limited, but they're still impossible to remove without either the utmost care...or the death of the wearer.
Thankfully, I have enough data on the many forms of Limited to free these two myself.
But even if I had all the help in the Omniverse, I couldn't reverse engineer the technology quickly enough.
Team Mecha has five more infectees at their disposal. We have no choice but to do the same to them as we did to R.O.B. and Yoshi.
...if they have that many infectees, where are they?
Ya know, it's weird. Ah coulda sworn dis thing was light yeara in length...
I'm not sure how that would be possible...
Ah, the king and the knight.
Wh-you dat no good mecha maniac wit da cannon!!!
That's correct. I doubt you've learned of our new plan yet with such short notice, so let me show you...
You sayin' we needa fight some o' dose things? Ha! No biggie!
Oh, Dedede...that is exactly what I wanted.
Wh...?
You're in the fighting spirit now. Let's see you keep that up with your loyal companion.
You highness...!
I won't make this quick, King...
...I want you to see what's become of me.
I wish it was that easy...but researching how to break into their base is going to take just as long.
Not to mention the threat these unwilling minions pose...
Dedede, what are you doing?!
DAT'S WUT AH WANNA SAY T'YOU!!!
You ain't layin' a glove on mah trusty-
AAUGH!!
I presume you meant to say "second in command"?
Now, let's see just how durable you are.
Is that all.? Don't tell me you all you heroes are that simple to eliminate.
Trust me when I say I am no hero.
Hmm?
All though you did save me the trouble of looking for some no-good lowlife looking to cause problems.
...
...Yes. And I bet you'll find a lot more. In space.
Wh--
Now then, to go proceed to my schedule as planned.
...Their "second story", they say... Bah. They know so little... They all do. This isn't the second story of the "Badniks"... This is the book's ending. The second coming of El Grande Padre... And the END of this wretched Omniverse, perhaps even beyond.
...And I'll make sure that not only they know it... But also accept their inevitable demise.
...Alright. This is, like, the best place to train you... Welcome to the Shaggy Dimension, man.
Intriguing... So, is this where you are going to teach me Mastered Ultra Instinct?
...Sorry, man. But, like, due to Cranky's nerfing, you have lost the power permanently... Fortunately, however, I can, like, grant you an alternative...
An alternative...?
Ree hee hee! Rou ralled me, Rhaggy?
...Seriously? You're going to have the dog train me? What is this, Role Reversal Saturday?
Hey, like, give Scoobs some more respect, man! He was the first person- Dog, rather- that I have ever trained, and he was capable of obtaining close to, like, 75% of my full power! He is more than capable of training you.
Wow, that much?
Like, who said my limit was at 100%?
...Ok... And what kind of power, exactly, will he be able to teach me?
...Rhe rowers of rhe Rods of Restruction.
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