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..Okay, are you guys going to force me to be the icebreaker?
To be fair, the conversation was going just fine until you showed up.
(Oh thank god) So.... remember that time... we--
You don't have to fabricate any false memories. I know we share none outside of that weird tournament.
Tournament?
Eeyup. Something along the lines of a "Fusion Saga", if I remember correctly? We were supposed to fight this "Sargeant Man" and "Beta Man" duo, but... I only remember the first round of the tournament. Trying to remember anything else gives me a headache.
Convenient way of saying the tournament was cance-.
Anyway, what have you two been up to?
Not much.
I fused with the Wily Omega to create the shadiest CEO known to all of history.
What's a "Wily Omega"?
if you say another word, I swear to--
The antichrist.
...How are we supposed to know if we don't know your name....?
Hey there, "Antichrist". You have 10 seconds to either become a customer or leave before the interdimensional barrier that surrounds this place forces you outside. And trust me when I say it's going to hurt. Not a lot, but it will.
...What just happened?
I'unno. That was weird. Anyway, anyone in the mood for some Ice Crea-
ONLY ICE CREAM WILL SUSTAIN ME.
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...Oh my gosh, I am so, so sorry!
...So, is that a yes or a no?
IT IS A "I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK."
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Something bothering you?
...I don't know what it is... but I don't exactly trust that "Pop" character.
She literally just came in here. How do you even know her name?
Nevermind how I know that. Point is, I don't trust her.
What is it about her, exactly, do you not trust?
Look, all I know is, there is a side to her that is rather frightening. And people like that cannot be trusted... Much like that creature known as EEKA-
*Shivers* I dare not even speak its name... I can already feel it staring into my artificial soul...
...I literally have no idea who or what you are even talking about.
All I will say is, it is most definitely more "what" than "who".
And all I will say is, I just think you're overthinking things.
Finally! Some good food!
Hey, Jack! Come check this out!
Well...I won't be powering down tonight...
Hey...you guys wouldn't mind if we take over fo-
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