


Hnnngh!
Grrrr!
(You all had better explain yourselves this instant!)
Woah, there. Don't worry, I can explain everything...
(So, what you're telling me is that after my world was destroyed, the evil turtle dragon who threatened all of our lives on multiple occasions somehow survived and ended up here?)
(Perfect. And you apparent "heroes" rewarded Somari's efforts to fight without any power-up of his own by leaving his wounds out for him to die. What a real modest bunch you guys are. Move over.)
MAMA MIIiiiiiii....
...iiiia. I'm at... the-a-island? And we're all-a-live? How?
(Plot device-ex-machina.)
Well, if-a-this really is-a-over... what-a-now?
(Don't know about you all, but whatever you're doing, take it of the island. I'm busy protect--)
(--Oh. That's right. It's not really my Island, is it? Well. I've never gone sightseeing before.)
...So, yeah. That's going to be the last time I try turning Super without the Chaos Emeralds.
Well, the good thing is, you're alright. And better yet, the Master Emerald's safe.
Yeah... Well, I'm going to go see if me and Tails can't find the pieces of the Red Chaos Emerald in space. If we happen to find Team Mecha's base, we'll give you a call.
Sounds great. See you later, Sonic!
Hold up. Before I go... Hotel Mario, was it? How did you come across a piece of the Master Emerald, anyways?
Well, it all started when we were looking for-
...The Beta Copy of Mario 64! I remember, now... I didn't just seal the eyes within the cartridge, I sealed it within a character within the cartridge!
Really? Who?
...The version of me with the Mel Blanc placeholder voice. And what's more, if that floating head is 2/3rds complete, those eyes won't just be in that copy... But in ANY Nintendo 64 game with my counterpart in it!
And what's worse... Breaking the demo cartridge is just an EASY way to release the eyes. A different way to release them...
First off, that's not a DEMO Copy. Second off, that's still the wrong copy. ALL copies are personalized, Duo. And thirdly, not all bad energies are Evil Energy, Duo. You need to get your head checked by Dr. Light.
...
...Wait. Are you meaning to tell me that... In this universe... Geez, I'm sorry, kid.
...It's... It's fine. That was all a year ago. I've... Gotten used to it by now.
Hm, maybe. But we have no idea where to-
Like, no need to worry! It's already, like, being covered, man!
Shaggy Rogers... Did you come here because you found the lost cartridge?
Like, no, man. I just overheard your conversation. I actually-
...I'm, like, not going to ask, man. Anyways, I originally came here to, like, do this!
Like, anyways, I just came over here to tell you that it, like, won't matter if Mario Head's eyes or Weegee's head is released, man. Matt is already, like, taking care of it, dude!
WHY DID THAT-A THING EAT-A MY... Hmph. No matter. I-a still have a trick up-a my non-existant sleeves.
Not this time, mac. You're through. Finished.
MATT!? But-a how!? Only people with-a impure hearts can-a enter our-a Anti-Realm!
Sorry, but such restrictions have no hold against the likes of me... And now, it's time to end this... To end the Anti-Matt... For GOOD.
HA! Please... It's-a still 2 against-a 1... And you cannot erase us with your powers.
Maybe so. But what I can do...
...Is go beyond 50% of my power.
Wait a second I was-a kidding I WAS-A-
...It is done. No more Anti-Matt. No more Waa Haa Hee*.
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