No way! I can't believe this!
He's not gonna get away with this!!
This guy is too strong for us. We have to find a way to counter this power!
Huh...? Hold on... These are...
(That's right... I took these from that other-universe Egghead... But why are they reacting to the Super Emerald...?)
Hey, Sonic! What's that you got there?
Well... These are known as Hyper Energy Crystals... I took these from another universe's Eggman and Wily...
...This energy... They feel like they're powered up Energy Elements! This may be just what we need to counter Super Sometal!
Great! It's a good thing I brought seven of them, then! Come on, let's power up and take this guy down! For Somari's sake!
Huh? Shadow? Where did you come from?
Did you really think I'd miss out on this? Let's get this over with.
...!
Prepare yourself, you hunk of junk! This is the power of the Ultimate Lifeform!
...(There's something about that hedgehog that I really, really hate.)
(This power is incredible...! With this, we can win for sure!)
Alright, gang! Let's take him down!
How utterly humiliating! My own creations turning against me!
What're you gonna do about it?
Hmph! If you must know, I have a contingency planned out for this entire scenario!
With a single press of this button, a bomb within Sometal will detonate him to bits, regardless of power! Let's see that insubordinate washing machine defy me now!
...
D'ya think it worked?
Undoubtedly!
My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades. Now, I’m using my knowledge to help struggling small roleplayers make it in this competitive roleplay thread. This is Nathan for You.
My mission today is to subtly infiltrate the Chaos Zone and successfully ‘win’ the whole thing somehow, while not having a single clue what’s going on.
My plan? To lend my services in defeating the… very fast metal Italian hedgehog man with my practical business skills, and lead him into Chapter 7 Bankruptcy so that he’ll have no choice to sell his really cool jewelry to me. Once I’ve done that, I can start up my own jewelry store where I sell overpriced overpowerful emeralds to people in desperate need of wedding rings. Once I’ve made my fortune, I can reinvest and strengthen my portfolio until I can reach the ultimate pinnacle of strength. And as they say, power is money.
As in, because if, if money is power, then that means if I become the richest guy…. Then, like I’ll be the strongest guy. And I think if you’re the strongest guy, you win. Does that make sense? I… you get it. Yeah, you get it.
Ow I twisted my ankle. Ow.
I mean yeah it’s definitely tough, but you know, I guess, I guess that’s why they always want you stretching before you, like, try to run up loop-de-loops. I mean when I was a kid I never needed to really stretch or anything, I’d be just fine whenever. I mean like one time I was playing up in the gutters cause I wanted to see what a roof feels like, but I slipped, fell down right onto our front lawn and onto some petunias. And really, I was fine, I got right back up and got right back up on that roof. No big deal. But now it’s like sometimes I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and then all of a sudden it’s aches everywhere. And then you got to hash it out with a doctor and get that all sorted and all he’ll tell you is -- “Oh, these sorts of things happen in your age range.” Does -- is he trying to tell me I’m old? I mean I think I’m kinda hip, I know what’s up with the kids, I have an Instagram page and I follow Billy Eylish, I saw a Fortnite before. I mean, it’s really, just --
I mean, I guess you don’t really have it easy either. I mean… you’re like a sentient loop-de-loop or something? Hobo living in a loop-de-loop? I don’t know. Either way people are walking all over you all day, you’re stuck here all day, and it’s probably awful for you when it rains or something. I guess it’s pretty tough for you now that I think about it. Huh. Well you learn something every day right? When I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be putting myself in the shoes of a loop-de-loop but it is what it is.
Anyways, I’m just trying to get by here. If I give you 20$ would you let me go through? I apparently have to get to a ‘Somari Bootleg Egg’ and I can’t find that on my Google Maps so it’ll be, like, at least all day to figure that out.
Shouldn't be no problem for us, eh...
Burial Moth?
There, you --have it-- have it-- have it--
And that, my son, is why we do not ourselves show up in the midst of action!
Aw... I wanted to see Super Sometal kick their butts!
That matters not. Next time, I will build a robot even stronger than before! Gahahahahahaha!
...!
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