isn't it obvious? to join robotnik's team, we're sick and tired of being dr. wily's minions.
yeah, wily's the guy who betrayed us robots, and dr. light let us get robotnapped by wily. so, we decided to join AOSTH Robotnik's team. anything wrong with that?
I FINALLY FOUND YOU ROBOT BASTARDS! NOW YOU ALL ARE GONNA DIE!
Anybody invited him over to joining robotnik's team?
...I see... (Must be from another universe. This universe's Dr. Wily has been dead for quite some time now.)
Well, I have some good news, and some bad news... The good news is that my son isn't going to hire you. The BAD news is, you're now a part of my army! And your FIRST mission won't be an easy task.
This is the highest quality of standard demon hunting equipment! And I hope you know how to use it; Your first task is to ELIMINATE that meddling Archdemon, Sark!
Oh, and don't worry about him breaking in any second now; I had this entire fortress spraycleaned with Holy Water.*
FOOL! i am a demon of sharpness!
heh! now that's a task i can accept!
Now we're on mama robotnik's side, wily's less to worry about.
You're a demon of NOTHING! In THIS world, it doesn't matter what kind of demon you are; Sharpness, Wave, or whatever, a demon's just a demon... An entity with NO spot in this world's heiarchy!
Now, you three, stop wasting around and get to spilling that demon's blood!
yes ma'am! understood everything you said.
GAAAH!!!!! Why you little-
AAARGH!!!! GOD DAMMIT!
YES! my turn!
AAARGH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
That was one demon, one more to go, and that one demon is exetior.
Very good... Now, to make sure he's actually gone...
Thank you guys for defeating sark, he was quite annoying.
no problem, exetior, it was our pleasure to kill him for you AND mother robotnik.
How about that-a-giant robot guy* from-a-earlier? he-a-must've found a good amount of those-a-pieces by now.
Although... I don't-a-really know-a-how we can-a-contact him...
Iunno, given how much sense this world makes it wouldn't surprise me if he just had a phone.
It's just-us, actually. We just-a-found three new pieces, which makes thirteen for-a-us in total. How's it-a-going with you guys?
Well, if you-a-guys already have the-a-shards, I think the best thing for you to-a-do would be to-a-leave before you-a-end up wrapped up in another-a-confrontation.
He's made of water, you dip.
Anyway, I think the smartest thing you can do would be to come to Angel Island with the shards. It's safe here.
, everything is on fire.
Aww, what's wrong? Miss all your friends? Don't worry... How about we play a little game? Just you and me...
...Sonikku.~
Sonic! Thank goodness... I was beginning to worry about you!
Y'know, I think I could use these shards to pinpoint the location of the others. Lemme just...
Shall we?
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