What?!
Ah, you have risen from the grave to challenge me! A reasonable explanation for an unreasonable choice!
Let us battle for the sake of my shiny stuff!!! 
(I am no thief, he was merely dead! Ah, no matter...)
It is time for us both...
...to BRING IT ON!!!
Uah!
...I never realized how much I didn't know how to play this game!!
...It appears you have made a mess of things. I suppose this is what happens when I let my place of operations be revealed for any more than 2 seconds. I surely hope you don't make any MORE of a mess with your actions.
AAAUGHH!!! THE POWER!!! IT'S TOO MUCH!!!
Oh dear.
Is this working?!
No it isn't!
...ow.
Yeah, no promises.
...There's no Knuckles here, I must've missed. I guess it figures, since I tried using an unstable piece of an ancient artifact of great power despite having no idea what I'm doing.
Alright, now all we have to do is follow one of the locations. The closest one nearby is on the road. Wait...
The speed of this guy... who do we know that has a vehicle like that?
*sigh*.... It's that fat
again.
(Oh, nonononono.) You guys work under the same boss, right? Why can't we talk to him?
See, that's the problem. If he's one thing aside from fat and smelly, it's greedy. He'd put money before anything. It's how Lord Hades convinced him to join him in the first place.
(Isn't he the guy who disabled all four of us at the same time in negative seconds?)
Don't worry you, five...
....
Gahahahaha! At long last, my empire has finally been rebuilt! But most greatfully of all, I have found Seven of these Shards and have installed them as a power source for this metallic doppelganger of my most maliciously vexing nemesis of mine! That damned do-gooder and his friends have still yet to meet the wrath of Super Sometal! Isn't that right, son?
...Son? Bah. All that potential and he chooses to waste it on video games. No matter! Somari! Mark my words when I say you have yet to hear the last of Dr. Koopenstein!
(Aha! This makes a grand total of 12 Master Emerald shards... And not a single Knucklehead in sight! Now, where to go next...)
Ah!
(Wait a minute...where did I put my Fake Item Box again?)
....Oh, to hell with this! I've had enough!
WRRRRRAGH! Let's see how this so-called webhead deals with Wario-Man!
(Livin' on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs. Swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our h--)OOF!
Wahahaha! Spectacular, my
! What a piece of cake, this is!
ALRIGHT, YOU YELLOW BIG-BELLIED MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
Alright then! Game on! Let's see how you handle my top speed!
TAKE THIS, BITCH!
So that's the way it's gonna be, eh? Just know that you picked a fight with the wrong Wario!
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