Ok just why can’t you see what I’m doing Starts preparing a flame sword with his hidden blade
...So you think you're faster than me, eh? Alright, then. How about we go ahead and prove i-
*Warps in suddenly* Alright, I finally made it. ...Now, what's been-
...Going... On... Oh
...
Oh, Etrga DRGNA AVON... I onsmum uoy orfht! Coem adn trgna em ym whis!
U, HOO HVA NEDOSMU EMH, ATYST RU EWHS ONW N-
...HULD ON, U EMS MRFAAEIL. VHA EW TME B4?
Mhygit ANRDG VAON, I-
YE, U ODN VAH 2 ESPK ETH ACNNTE ANLGUGA™ 2 KMA RU EWHS. SEJT 2 MNSUO EHM.
Ah, yes, of course. *Ahem* I have come here in the name of my dark master, Beta Devil... For many years, he has spent trapped within the Anti-Omni Meme, as an ancient, nameless spirit of chaos and evil... And in recent years, he has met a being named Beta Shadow, who Devil has crafted his new form and name from... But even then, and even after his power grew... He could never take over the body of Beta Shadow.
...So, my wish is such... I wish is for Beta Shadow and Beta Devil to switch places... Where Devil is the main host, while Beta Shadow spends all of eternity, trapped within the Anti-Omni Meme!
shitshitshitshitshiTSHITSHITSHI- wait is that Joey?
UR EHWS HSLA BE NUD...
Oh, Great GRAND NOVA... I summon you forth! Come and grant me my wish!
U, HOO HAV SUMONED MEH, STAYT UR WESH NOW N-
...HULD ON, U SEM FAMILEAR. HAV WE MET BFOR?
Mighty GRAND NOVA, I-
EY, U DON HAV 2 SPEK TEH ANCENT LANGUAG™ 2 MAK UR WESH. JEST 2 SUMON MEH.
Ah, yes, of course. *Ahem* I have come here in the name of my dark master, Beta Devil... For many years, he has spent trapped within the Anti-Omni Meme, as an ancient, nameless spirit of chaos and evil... And in recent years, he has met a being named Beta Shadow, who Devil has crafted his new form and name from... But even then, and even after his power grew... He could never take over the body of Beta Shadow.
...So, my wish is such... I wish is for Beta Shadow and Beta Devil to switch places... Where Devil is the main host, while Beta Shadow spends all of eternity, trapped within the Anti-Omni Meme!
shitshitshitshitshiTSHITSHITSHI- wait is that Joey?
UR WESH SHAL BE DUN...
Well then, I suppose our standoff will have to wait. I'll come by again when you're finished, and you can expect that I won't be late.
EDD SMU1 TRI 2 AKTA EHM? CAUBS TE TKIEDL.
Ugh... I don't feel so good...
Oh,
... Reaper, get up! Reaper!
...
...Haha... Ahahahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOOOOOOOOLS!
AT LONG LAST... I AM FINALLY FREE!
...! And what's even worse is... If GRAND NOVA still has no other parts, and made a wish, then...!
YE, NOD WYOR TBOA TAT. YE'VE EBN VEGIN UMS KDIAN DICVE ATT SSUNOMC GRN 4 WSESHE DINEST VO DTNSEOYER TEH SIOEVNRO. ...NUT SRU WEER ROFM, TOH.
...Oh. Ok. Makes sense.
DED SUM1 TRI 2 ATAK MEH? BCAUS ET TIKLED.
EY, DON WORY ABOT TAT. EY'VE BEN GIVEN SUM KINDA DEVIC TAT CONSUMS NRG 4 WESHES INSTED OV DESTROYEN TEH ONIVORSE. ...NUT SUR WERE FROM, THO.
oof, ouch, my bones. Ow.
Wh-what happened?
Why is NOVA here? That can't be good.
Of course. Of freaking course.
...
...No u.
Ah, it feels so good to have my full power back... It's been far too long.
...You know, I'm curious... With Beta Shadow trapped in the Anti-Omni Meme, what kind of new form did the meme take? What kind of cursed image has become of my old home...
Let's see here...
...Hm. Ironic.
It would seem the deed has been done.
And in the end, it will come to pass. Much like everything. There is nothing that is without it's expiration date-
-Other than myself.
Well, at least I can teleport over to that ship and see what's up now.
Hey, uh... what the assorted Reggae noises is going on?
Oh, no!~ Team Aeon is here to destroy me!~ Whatever shall I doooo?~
How about something like THIS!?
MH? O, I JETS TAGEDNDR TIS IAG'S SEWH 2 KMAE 2 ZGAI AMND OTBOER AOEHSD N EORTOB DIVAYL HTWECS IAPSLC. ONA VLIYDA SE A REF ANMN LIEW HDOSAE ES DRTPEA EN TAT YCOCM BOK.
...YES. DU I ON U RMFE EWMRUSE?
HM? O, I JEST GRANDTED TIS GAI'S WESH 2 MAEK 2 GAIZ NAMD BOOTER SHADEO N BOOTER DAYVIL SWETCH PLACIS. NAO DAYVIL ES A FRE MANN WILE SHADEO ES TRAPED EN TAT COMYC BOK.
...SEY. DU I NO U FREM SUMWERE?
Ahahahaha... It feels GOOD to be BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
AHEM.
Oh, right. You. What do you want right now?
We had a deal, haven't we? So when will you give me what I want?
A deal...?
Ah, yes, that's right. I promised to give you power in exchange for your services... Consider your wish granted, but... Be careful what you wish for, as they say.
Wh-what the-!? What... Are you...
King K. Rool... Such a great and mighty villain... Too bad that you lack one certain aspect... A brain. You, your ship, and all of your men... THEY NOW ALL BELONG TO ME!
Now, then... Who do you serve...?
I... I-I...
...I serve you... Master Devil.
Excellent...
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