...The Matt you're after is not the leader of the Ziers you know... He is one of the creators of the Omniverse. If he and Cranky falls... All life will end. Weegee and Mario's Head has no intention on sparing ANYONE.
And, no. I am not the Harkinian you know, nor is I.M. Meen the I.M. Meen you may know. They have died long ago, by the hands of Fafnir... I am the King of the YTPs. The same group that has struggled alongside Matt and Cranky centuries ago to stop the original Anti-Matt... Who split them into the entities of Weegee and Mario's Head, and sealed them to prevent them from destroying everything... And if you release Weegee, it will all be reversed... And EVERYONE- the remaining Formers included- will die.
...Do not do this. You know not the doom you'd bring.
...
Then take the book.
But when our war does come, this universe will be our battlegrounds. I can only hope you choose the right side. Farewell, false king.
...Believe me, I know exactly what side to take... And that is neither side. I will not fight in such a senseless war.
...It has become clear to me that this book isn't even safe in my hands... We must take this book to Cranky Kong.
Wh-what the-!? Why can't I enter?
Sorry, Mr. Harkinian. Since this is the first time we've met- and thus aren't exactly friends yet- the only way you can come in is if you were a customer.
A customer...? Wait, is this a pizza diner?
Yep. We're having a party in here, actually... Want to join in on that?
...Hm. I suppose it wouldn't hurt... I wonder what you have for dinner.
I hope you'll be able to take good care of this book, Cranky.
Well, this place is an absolute mess...
Whoever did this clearly had no idea what they were doing. If they were going for the kill, they might as well have blasted away the scraps...
But of course they wouldn't want do do that. They're scraps.
Scraps who will learn the power of SWN-001.
Ra Moon doesn't have a serial number. Ra Thor is NWN-001.
Now we can start the tournament!!!
Uhhh......hey CD-I Link, how's it going?
Could be better... Hotel Mario transferred Mario Head's eyes from his toaster to some copy of Super Mario 64, and we don't know where that copy is!
If that Mario Head DOES manage to return somehow, he's gonna answer for sending Weegee's torso to break my toaster!
Thankfully, with his eyes missing, Mario Head is just as lost on where the copy is as we are... We just have to hope nobody else finds it first. His eyes have the power to hypnotize ANYONE.
to be honest, mario head looks like the wario apparition!
Actually, the whole "Wario Apparition" thing has been dealt with a long time ago by SA2 Dub Eggman... Something about someone called "Jazz Hands" doing something to his wife? It was all over the news, though I guess you were up in space for that and missed the whole thing.
yeah, i was trapped up there for a long time, but good thing i landed back on earth! right? because i couldn't escape space core's ranting about space all the time.
So...what kind of pizza do you have?
Wrong serial number. Who has hacked into my frequency?
...W-W-What? It's Heat Man, remember? Your boss!
Error. I have no boss. Consider under rank, "Equal" of unit group known as "Proxy Hunters".
You've got to be kidding me. Sending reset code now-w.
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Now-w-w then. Come in SPJ-0032! Respond.
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SPJ-0032?
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Error. Reset code does not match with circuity.
...Come again?
Denied. Have a nice day...Heat Man. Shutting off frequency.
...W-W-Well that sucks.
You coming Jack?
...Yes.
....Yikes.
Oh. Right. Former boss. Kinda forgot about this whole fiasco.
I should pummel you two for supporting the same guy who did all of this.
Luckily for you, bringing you guys back to HQ as a bag of bolts won't bring the city back. Unluckily for you, I don't happen to care.
And here we go with the macho meathead faceoff.
Maybe if you weren't such a useless scumbag of a robot you could've prevented this.
Ha! Coming from the lackey of the orchestrator. Since you're so eager for a beatdown, I'd be happy to oblige humbling you and your blue buddy. After all, now that the city's decimated, it won't make much of a-
Now hold on a minute, ya'll.
If you guys wanna settle the score between you two, that's fine. But I'm not here for that. This city of yours has gone on in ruins for long enough.
And what does this have to do--
...with us.
(...What just happened?)
I don't know, but this looks like a job for the Crusher Crusa--
--OW!
No one is doing that!
*sigh*.
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