Maybe you should remember that you christened yourself Cranky Kong before you call someone a grouch.
What's a NetNavi?
EEEEK!!!
Hm.
Consume it all.
...ya might wanna be more careful about that, Cranky.
Did somebody call for me?
Damn. I wanted to catch him off guard with a Duo Fist. Guess I was too late to the action.
Well, he mentioned something about going towards some sort of castle. Think We should follow?
Yeah. Let's go. (Phew, I had to transform for a while there. Though this technique isn't perfect, once I master it to 100%, I'll be able to do it for however long I want.)
(Castle!? What a perfect idea! I'll steal all the treasure, and become richer than I already am! Wahaha!)
"Dark one"?
What's exactly going on here?
...It's just as I feared, then... The only piece of Weegee left to be released is his head, which is sealed within I.M. Meen's magic book... And what more, the voice must be trying to...
...Listen, all three of you. We cannot allow this beast to break the Triforce of Courage. It's the one thing containing the pieces of Weegee's other half beyond the voice and eyes... And I think the voice is trying to orchestrate BOTH of their returns.
...If Weegee and his other half reunite... The entire Omniverse will be doomed. We cannot allow this to happen.
Ah! The legs have reunited with the torso!
This is not good... The only way to be able to seal it now is to weaken the beast!
I...guess it's our turn to fight?
Hey, Rock.
Yeah?
What say we show this torso who's boss?
....
I will never not hate that.
Did you-a really think I'd-a let you foil my-a plans so easily? You must-a be coo coo crazy!
Huh...? Say, you there! You think you can help us? The torso of Weegee is trying to break the Triforce of Courage! We need to weaken it in order to seal it awa-
Oh no!
Well now... That was-a easy. Thank-a you so much, Trimarc... I wouldn't have-a done it without-a you.
Th-the Triforce of Courage... It's been destroyed... *Coughs*
...So? It's not like that's the ONLY thing that can stop Weegee. I've got the Memelord Soul Fragments, and a TON of meme related-weaponry, after all.
Anyway, imma go call up the gang so we can beat the absolute
out of Weegee! Maybe also grab some mirrors so we can reflect his death stare back at him!
Thanks, mah boi! My lifeforce is connected to the Triforce of Courage, you see...
...But with Weegee's body and Mario Head's face hiding within the Anti-Realm, there's no way for us to track them down... So our next course of action is to find I.M. Meen and take away his magic book to protect it. That way, Weegee's head can't be released.
Hey, do any y'alls remembah the floatin' mirror dat wuz here? Da one dat might still be here?
...what about it?
...
...just crossed mah mind, is all.
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