

How are you going to play? Going to play? You don't even have hands! No hands, SQUAWK!

...Aren't you going to evolve, too?

Fair enough.
(...Damn it. As long as he has that aura up, this fight is gonna be an uphill battle. Not to mention any move I do, he knows even more about. I need more power..)
...Tch! It seems you really are a worthy opponent. I'll have to pull out all the stops now.
However... I'll let it be known that I'm not just limited to your techniques. No. I've got much more in store for you. How about I show you just what I can do?
NNNNNNNNNGRRRRAGH!
Like I said... this power has been with me through thick and thin. It's a part of me now. And there's no way I'm giving all of that up for you.
So, YOU have been the source of this racket...
...Your fighting has disturbed my slumber... And for that, you will DIE.
Wh--
Just what the hell do you think you're doing? You think you can come here and attack us, and on top of that, threaten to kill us? That's a no-go, amigo.
Hey, I know we have our fair share of differences, but how about we teach this guy a lesson before we do anything else?
How about you, Rock?
How about no? He's only after you two. I didn't make any kind of noise at all.
...Jerk.
Clever. But how do you handle THIS?
Not enough for you? How about a taste of THIS?
Preparing an attack, are you? Well, it won't connect on MY watch!
Hm, it appears that as long as I am within this barrier, I cannot attack, lest I become vulnerable... But no matter. I'll let my minions deal with you in the meantime!
Destroy them!
Yes, master. We'll do so at once!
Urgh... Worthless minions! You cannot complete even the simplest task! Very well, then... Let's see how you fare against my strongest warrior!
...You want me to deal with these guys? The two big ones seem rather powerful... But the small blue guy? He's just a kid!
...But if it's what Lord Ganon commands... So it shall be done.
...A good attack. Too bad it didn't do anything.
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