...I, um...well, yes. Things have been mostly quiet for me.
...mostly...
...and I've been catching up on some reading.
So, um...have you ever read Skellington's Revenge?
Not quite in my interests. I'm more of a movie person; ever watched the Football is For Eggheads remake?
I don't know what he sees in it, really.
I got an invitation to a party!
Really? And what about me?
.....
...*sigh* If it must be that way, then you may go. Besides, I'm not the emperor of my people for nothing. Tell them I said hello.
Okie dokie! Bye-bye!
Phew! I made it back. Talk about a lousy customer, though. This orange fish kept asking me where his drink was. What a real pizza work he was.
(Wait a minute... My Spider-Sense is tingling..)
I made it!
(Talk about enthusiastic...)

Wh-what the!? You invited ROTOM!?
Hey, the way I see it, there is only ONE way to put an end to this whole ordeal.
Your solution is to let him beat me to a bloody pulp?
Just talk to him! We know from experience that fighting him's only going to make things worse.
Well at least it's possible. Trying to talk Rotom out of anything is like trying to tell Ninja Ghost not to-
...Er, sorry. Old habit.
Well maybe Rotom is more sensible than you believe him to be.
Rotom? Sensible? I believe that the dictionary states that "Rotom" and "Sensible" are complete antonyms of each other.
Hey, don't worry about it! If anything happens, I'll back you up!
Gee, so I have a slightly less chance of being turned into paste. Thanks for the information.
Well, it's not like this wasn't bound to happen sooner or later... Here goes nothing.
Hey there... Rotom. Has your day been nice...?
Let get this straight. You're saying that menace Spider-Man is working at some second-rate pizzeria? Get outta my office with that nonsense.
What? Video evidence? Alright, Mrs. Brant, but if this is some kinda pictureshop scam like what Brock did, you'll get third degree burns from all the firing I'll give you.
I dunno if this is some sort of promotional stunt that Webhead is trying to prove, but he's just gave us a new headliner for our next dozen articles.
Aaaaand we're back. You have any idea where we are, V-Man?
Nay, brother. I am as equally puzzled as you are.
So neither of you remember tricking us into a battle for our lives, holding our leader captive, and brutally killing him?
Hast thine leader doth speak of declared war upon the CRN?
...Something isn't right here. What is the last thing you guys remember before this?
A fellow droid by the color of crimson and grey extending his palm towards us, claiming our bodies as his.
(...So this MKII guy has been corrupting them and using them for his own purposes. But if these two have somehow broken out, then maybe... no. The last drop of him left has been erased and reincarnated. That can't be possible.)
Pardon me, strangers, but the four of you seem to be well acquainted with the likes of this place-- better than the both of us, at least. If it isn't a trouble to you lot--
-- Would you mind telling us exactly what is going on here?
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