This damn bird, what does it want anyway? and why is it here of all places?
Should we follow him or-
Most definitely.
Yeah? So what if I did?
ONWARDS MY MEDICAL FRIEND!
WE MUST LOCATE OUR MARTIAL ARTS BULL AND MAKE SURE HE ID IN GOOD HEALTH
He's certainly a theatrical fellow...
oh blast my explosive artist! come join us in catching the bull! you can explode things!
Count. ME. IN!
[I thought you went there to retrieve the safe with my money in it! Don't you remember our talk and how you were all "Worry not, I, Heat Man, will gladly retrieve your money little orphan"? Don't you remember mister?]{heat}
I honestly have no clue. Perhaps he's an librarian or maybe some literature-obsessed hobo?
You barbarians better not damage this bookshelf with any attacks or you'll really get it!
That feathered menace seems to have a really strong attachment to these books...even more so than I do. Maybe we can use that to our advantage. Do you know any good book titles?
I--... wait a minute... who told you my name?
So... should we be going, or...?
You did mister! Did something fall on your head while you were in there?
...Right. Sorry. I forgot. I hit my head trying to uh... find it.
...(What in the H am I supposed to do know? If I bolt, this guy'll know who I am. If I stay, it's bye-bye fortune.)
And miss out on getting some perfectly good explosives? no chance! lets go to the hospital again!
Wait,how are we gonna get to the hospital?
Hello?
Buddy, we are the bomb disposal squad. If you can't disarm it, then get as many robots and organics out of the area as possible.
...Who are you talking to?
Huh? Oh this is...
An interactable EBook!
An...EBook? Can't say I've heard of it...regardless, hand it over pleb!
Gyro! Hit him with everything you've got!
So you didn't find it? Awww....
Well...so long mister.
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