Hmph. This will be good for a laugh. Let's see what this author thought about us AI before technology truly took off.
ID: 4231. And sure enough I'm made of microchips and steel. That checks me off.
Well I have two so double check.
And that's a negative for me and I feel fine. Besides, the government tells us machines what to do and their miserable, so that's a bust. Next.
Riiight. When was this book made anyways? 6212? Let's just check the-
7124? That was 9 years ago! Who published this garbage?
Juliet University? But that's one of the top robotics universities in the Baw Galaxy!
They've got some nerve publishing this...ascine garbage as if it's fact. Robots are just as alive and able as organics and no STUPID book's gonna change that.
It's alright Acorn. Anyone with half a braincell or jolt knows that it's all just speculation. My will is mine and mine alone.
There we go. Something worth reading.
HEY,SNAP OUT OF IT.
you were just standing around,looking shocked,it was kinda weird.
anyways,whats all this then?
What the!
YOU DARE USE A PIECE OF LITERATURE AS A SHIELD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHO JUST ATTACKS SOMEONE THAT'S READING?
Reading?
Yeah you know, like enjoying a good book that YOU just ruined!
AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT A GOOD BOOK IS? I HEARD YOU THROW A BOOK INTO A TRASH CAN!
Look...I didn't agree with something in the book and-
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS GRIEVANCE! ALL BOOKS, NO MATTER WHY THEY MAY CONTAIN, ARE SACRED FOR THEY ARE PIECES OF HISTORY AND CULTURE.
And I completely agree with that. That's why I placed the book back into the bookshelf.
What book was it?
Rosaline's Guide To Programming.
Okay...that book may deserve to be in the trash...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU DAMAGED ANOTHER BOOK THAT WAS PRICELESS!
There's three other copies over there. AND EXCUSE ME? I DAMAGED IT, MISTER SHARP TALONS?
I'LL SHOW YOU TALONS!
Uh oh...
ing-tastic. I, uh, I'll at least have your help doing it, right? Could I go and get it overwith right now?
Ah! if it isn't the almighty medic of our glorious new team!
AAAH-- I WOULDN'T--
...Oh... Taurus... Star... wh-when did you guys get here...? This pl-place isn't half bad for a university...
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