2.46. Weren't you listening? It can be hard with how he rambles on and on-
That's enough Claim Chomper.
Maybe you're not familiar with 2.46. I doubt our friend here is, so let me explain. Due to him being made out of government material and him being an military TOP SECRET project, yes, his body is property.
SIR!
My kite!
I, don't know what I expected
thats rough about your kite there,do you want me to grab it for you?
...
Why a lowly Acorn instead of...well...anyone designed for leadership? Are we that drained on resources to where even I am considered able for the job?
Uh...I'll do my best sir!
You'd do that...for me?
*sighs* Look...I don't have your money. I had enough to pay for the modifier chip but then someone screamed about how their cooker caught on fire and well...*chuckles* you can guess what happened next.
}{crystal} This is what happens when you try anything. You should of stored it somewhere else. You're a failure right to the end.
Everything's going to be fine and dandy. All sunshine from here on out!
THis JUst In: Local Apartment Complex Made Out Of Wood And Tinsel Burns Down, Potentially Ruining the Hope and Dreams of One Robot Foolish Enough To Live There. Furthermore-
*sighs* Sorry you came all this way. I'll pay you for the ride back.
Local Robot Fails To Realize That The Money Required To Pay For Ride Was In The Apartment.
At least I kept it in a fireproof safe!
Buried under the ashes along with my-
...
Being hollow has its advantages you know. Sure you're a husk, but you don't make mistakes.
...So then, this strange capsule falls from the sky, and out of nowhere comes this Joe model with a guitar-
Well, as much as I'd want to say I wish I could sit and listen to your nerd stories all day, the truth is, I never really cared.
...Wow. THAT'S rude.
...Weirdo.
General Leo. That human...was General Leo. The General Leo. The only honorable governmental figure...just so happened to give this task to me. To have an honor like this...NO. To have an opportunity like this. I won't throw it away.
Listen up men! As you lot know, you have been assigned to the A.R.D.F.. What that means is simple: you are now soldiers. As such, I will teach you all how to be soldiers.
But more than soldiers, I'll show you how we can be...
...Disregard that last sentence.
In any case...our first task is to set up a location to operate. Does anyone have any suggestions?
There! Did you se-se-see that?
See what?
An-an-an intruder hiding under that pile of me-me-metal!
What in tar-?
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