

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE THIEVING OF A LOCAL LIGHTBULB STORE!
The only thief in this scenario is Bright Man! I swear, he stole ALL my brilliant lightbulb ideas, and I’ll prove it!
...I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT BRIGHT MAN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
No, not Bright Man! Bright Man!
AH. RIGHT. OF COURSE.



...Yeah. Sorry if you wanted this to be free-of-charge, but quite frankly, with how cheap it is, you should feel lucky that I’m letting you have this at all.
Despite what this is supposed to be, we’re NOT playing games here. And I don’t care HOW harmless it is, I won’t be taking so kindly to ANYTHING that is off-script, lest I allow for MKII-like
to occur.
...So, bottom line: You WILL be charged for this. And from now on, if you want to do any MORE alts or remodelling, you will WAIT for Rush’s Shop to be opened.
...This would certainly make for a good base of operations... Nice, quiet... The scenery is not bad, either, for a place that’s been otherwise abandoned for what may as well been decades...
...Then again, I’m not sure how well the others would appreciate the cold... I mean, I have a scarf, but... Well, who knows.
...You two certainly wouldn’t.
...You know, it’s not wise to simply sneak up on others the way you did to me...
...Regardless, however... Perhaps you could be useful as training dummies.

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...Impressive. You are strong battlers indeed...
...Strong enough, in fact, that I’m certain our raging battle would’ve certainly revealed something in here... If nothing’s shown up, then I suppose there isn’t anything to find here, either... What a shame.
...The secret past between humans and robots... Most tend to think of it as a myth, a mere fairy’s tale... But one day, I shall uncover the truth.
...How peculiar... For a moment, I could’ve sworn that...
...Forget it. It’s probably nothing.
...Listen. When I said, “oh, his vulnerability to Electricity might just help with something!” ...I was referring to the fact that Tepid is part Electric Core. Meaning he knows Electric Shot. A factor I’m sure you’d know if you just look at the Player’s Database, though now I wonder if you even pay attention to it.
...Look. Don’t take this the wrong way... But alongside your comedic routine, you should also aim for having actual STRATEGY. You won’t be able to ride the coattails of Team Mirage forever, after all. There WILL be times where you’ll have to rely on your OWN skills and advantages.
HEY. YOU THREE. YOU’RE LEAVING, RIGHT? WELL, ON YOUR WAY OUT, HERE’S A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE:
I AM A MECHA, CURSED WITH THE INABILITY TO MOVE. MY LIFE, NO MATTER WHAT ANGLE YOU LOOK AT IT, IS MEANINGLESS. LIVE YOUR LIVES HAPPY AND WELL, KNOWING YOU ARE NOT ME.


Wait... what about the... cataclysm...? Tepid starts to have... flashbacks...? They involve working for a preservation of some kind and... being hid in the tutorial area he started before the events of this roleplay began...
Hmmm... So you wanna join, eh?...
...Okay! As of now, You're official a member of Team Bubble!
I mean, I kinda just attacked you because I thought you guys would be easy pickings. I didn't expect to go down in one hit. But if joining your little-group mean a life outside of this Dungeon, I'll gladly take it.
Say, what's your name? I was never quite told it.
It's literally the same as all the other Disco models. How could you not know?
Cutting things a little short, I'm not quite from around here.
Well, my name's Disco. But if this is gonna be the start of a new life, then I suppose it would only be fitting to change my name as well... Ambience should do.
Perfect! You're one of us now, Amulet!
Ambience.
Ambience!
Boss? I can't keep dodgin' these pellets forever!
I hope you don't expect me to call you boss.
Well, I mean, I am the one in charge...
NICE! That's our FIRST set of victms done with! Now to see where our NEXT target's holed up..!
Wait, how are we gonna KNOW where our "hits" will be?
Simple! There's a Mission Board right over there!
Uh, Greenie? There's nothing over there.
...Okay, so maybe I DON'T know where it is. But last I checked, I saw that there was a Space Metall hanging around the Abandoned Warehouse.
I say we plug his jetpack with corks! That'll be HILARIOUS!
Eh, sure, as long as we don't go overboard with it.
Ooh, by the way, I've been thinking of a Team Name for us, and I think you're gonna like it!
Eh, whatever. Shoot.
Okay, but what're we aiming at?
I meant tell me our "Team Name".
OHHH, so THAT'S what you meant! Anyway, I'm goin' with "Team Epsnow!"
Yeah, no. That sounds dumb.
Boi, what-chu talkin' bout? That's like, the ULTIMATE name for a team of people who like to be not boring!
Personally, I'd say it has more of a "I'm gonna freeze the planet with a bunch of plot devices" air to it.
Either way, sorry, but I'M picking the name. If you're gonna force me to go along with you, I'm GOING to have a say in a good chunk of this. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
But-
NO BUTS!
Ugh, FIIINE. There's probably a life deity that'll get REALLY ticked off if we use that, anyhow.
Now then, the name we're going under is "Team Mirage". It's either that, or "Big Rigs Over The Road Racing".
You know, that first one IS cooler than Epsnow, actually! Plus, the second one seems like it'd make us look like a bunch of glitchy trucks that pass through bridges, and therefore, a bunch of SCRUBS.
(You don't even know HALF of it, lady.)
Right then! We're officially called Team Mirage now! Now let's get to that Abandoned Warehouse!
Hm... I think i'll go... there! He then points at Clock Citadel, ready to deliver a neutral core. If he'll even get it from Petrol.
Yeah, darn right we're happy we ain't you.
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