

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)


...Well, well. How unfortunate. ...I suppose I shall be taking back those Speed Capsules I lent him... It’s only right they return to their proper owner, after all.
Only two? Hm. He must’ve gotten closer than I thought he would be by now... Oh, well.
*Holding the two Speed Capsules up to Team Prototype* You see these, “Laser Joe”? This is the evidence that proves that your so-called “leader” is GONE. You have no hope. You have NOTHING.
...You ARE nothing. In the grand scheme of things, MKII is the bringer of destruction upon this land... Upon ALL lands. Prototype, on the other hand, is a symbol of hopelessness, and despair.
And what are you? You. Are. NOTHING. You merely only exist because Prototype needed a “partner”. And I doubt it was even for anything more than being a necessity for Prototype to even join this little game. I know this because that’s the same reason Techno exists... Which actually comes to show how much you two are more or less the same... You are both utterly useless. I only invest in Techno because I HAVE to, in order to participate in this little game. I could’ve just picked out any other denizen of the void. It was just that I found it more interesting to bring one of Beta Shadow’s failed characters than anything else. You, on the other hand... You serve no purpose. You are a worthless machine. Nothing you have ever said or done, or ever WILL say or do, matters. I honestly feel ashamed of myself for having EVER hated you. Not just because I’m getting worked up over nothing, but because it shows that I care too much about my failure. You made me show WEAKNESS. And now, I have to work towards smothering that weakness. But, at the very least, I am not at all like YOU. I have a purpose. And while that purpose does not exist here, or anywhere on this pathetic website, it is still more to say about me than you.
...So just do the whole world a favor...
...And just lay down and ROT.
...Well, I suppose we will have no longer any need to fight Team Prototype anymore... Nor do we any need to try and fight MKII in a now needless attempt at killing off Prototype himself. ...Well. Unless they give us a reason to. ...But, I will need to work on making such reasons less... petty.
...Men. Let us make our way towards the stairs. But no rush... We have no reason to anymore, after all.
Me and Moon Jump will sit and do nothing. For there is no need for either of us to do anything.
Welp, MKII, good have fun trudging along on this floor. Shired, you know what to do!
Actually... No I don't.
I meant use that code that changes the weather to Timeless, dude.
I dunno if I want to be the one who sabotages people, though. If anything, since you came up with the idea, shouldn't YOU be the one to do it!?
Well, I'm not sure how much the Slowed status actually slows us by. That, and I don't see any real way to check other than to scroll back a few pages and hope you find the status' description.
...What.
Alright, fine, what's YOUR big, master plan as to how we're going to stop MKII from absorbing the Guts Dozer into his army?
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Didn't think you had one anyway. Now use the damn Timeless Code!
Alright, SHEESH!
*snoring noises*
Hey, dude, c'mon, we've gotta go.
Dude.
DUDE!!
Huh!?
....
Oh, man. Either I just had the weirdest dream ever or I just discovered I had a past life as an all-black cool-looking cyclops robot.
...Man, whatever,
Look, we've got a battle about an hour later today. If we're late it's an automatic forfeit. We can't afford to waste time.
You mean I can't afford to be late. I'm the only one doing all the fighting.
Well, yeah, but I'm kindasortabutnotreally your manager though. That's gotta count for something, right?.
Anyway, less talking, more walking. Or both. You get the point the point, let's go.
Whatever you say, "manager".

... *Clapping* Well done, Phantasm. Very well played.
Not ONLY have you played Team MKII, as well as your other opponents in this little “race” of ours... But you have also played yourself.
You see, what the Timeless Weather does is reduce the speed of ALL robots on the field to 1 space, regardless of whatever amount of SPD they may have. ...That includes your OWN robots, as well as yourself, regardless of whether or not it was you who had caused it.
...Well. All robots except for Time Core or Subcore robots, of course. Oh, if only there was a single one on this floor...
...Oh, wait. There is. MY robot, to be exact. And would you look at that? He has just enough SPD to reach the stairs leading to the next floor.
And, boy, I sure will enjoy beating that Guts Tank all by myself. After all, unless any of you happen to have some kind of ability or OTHER weather item to use... I’m afraid your situation is permanent.
...You did this to stop MKII from taking over the Guts Tank, correct? ...Well, just to teach you a lesson about doing things without thinking... I think I’ll corrupt the Guts Tank myself.
Oh, settle, would you? I said I would corrupt the Guts Tank. I never said ANYTHING about putting it on my team. After all, believe it or not, I have standards.
...Let’s be honest. If I really did have no standards for this game... Nobody would even be able to defeat the Guts Tank, because I would have Cheated my way STRAIGHT to the final boss. Or, Distortion World... I would’ve hacked this game to have the final boss in my party right now. And it would be levels FAR beyond what is supposed to be the maximum.
...Of course, none of that is happening, nor will I even THINK of it. Because, regardless of what any of you may think, I have restraints. I said it before, and I’ll say it again: I am only here simply to waste time, simply due to having nothing better to do at the moment. Increasing my ranks is merely a beneficial side effect.
...It will do my bidding. And it will spread my message to the rest of these mines, and the dungeons that surround it. The truth of the world... That nothing we do truly matters in the end. ...Because at the end of the day... This world is nothing more than a lie. A tool for the entertainment of humans who pretend they’re playing god by typing words on a computer screen. That is why.

...I do hope this teaches you a valuable lesson, Phantasm. You maroon IDIOT.
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...I’m sorry...
...You fools. You have not only cost me what is precious time, but you have also solidified your stay at this dungeon floor.
Surely you will pay dearly if this costs me in the end. I believe it is evident with my little run-ins with Prototype that I do not take Prisoners.
“From a lore perspective”, the only possible answer to that question is “Mystery Dungeons are stupidly strange”. And even then, it’s far from a good answer. So if the only possible answer to a question is a dumb answer... Then perhaps refrain from asking such dumb questions.


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...Master. Are you sure you’re not concerned about-
His plans will fail. I doubt that the human behind “Walter” has any real intention of letting Worship win. And regardless of whatever power Worship claims to have... Not even the Reapers or the “Trio of Origin” have the power to enter the REAL World.
...And even if Worship DOES win? ...It will not matter. My world is in no danger, for it is less connected to MMRPG than one may think.
...In conclusion, he is of no threat to us. So we have no reason to try and be a threat to him.
But what of Beta Devil? Or whatever Rotom’s Reaper tried to seal in the void?
...While I may have a theory or two on who the latter may be... The both of them are just as irrelevant. They both claim to be able to win... But as long as the real world remains out of our reach, whether they will win or lose- the latter being most likely- is simply beyond their control.
...And what about your victory? Aren’t you just as powerless against this sort of thing?
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...My intention isn’t victory. It is satisfaction.
....
You know, monologuing feels much less gratifying and more like talking to an inanimate object when there is no response. But then again, seeing as time is effectively distorted, and one team is in shambles... This should be expected.
....But what more could I expect from a team of failures? I was counting on you all to be delusional enough to proceed with your lives, so I could benefit from it, but apparently you have come to your senses.
It's too bad your leader is too busy being reincarnated as an Aggron to help you. I think his name is Argus? Hmm. Irony.
...Not that he could help anyway. Even when he was around you all were cannon fodder.
Do not fear, Team Prototype. I will put his remains to excellent use.


Then apparently, me and this “Sagan” have completely different opinions. Believe me, I’ve been in the Void for as long as I could remember. I’d know if something exists or doesn’t exist.
...Reminds me. If you’re ever in the Void for whatever reason, avoid the coordinates ♦♣☆☟°N and ▼✍♠✿°W. It’s the location of every single question that has never been asked. It is extremely annoying, and too long of an exposure to that place could cause one to go mad for a minimum of 3 void days... Which, mind you, is a lot longer than regular days. ...Just thought I’d share some interesting facts on the Void.
...Techno, go and pick up that Super Capsule. You may need it once we face off against the Guts Tank.
...Speaking of... Moon Jump, use one of our Speed Capsules on Time Trial. The faster we get through this dungeon, the faster we can deal with that Guts Tank.
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