

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)
Absurd Roleplay...? But that didn’t exist when the Ajax universe collapsed... I only survived by being a paranormal ghost capable of crossing dimensions...
...Which, if you think you can corrupt THAT with your virus, you’re wrong. Not that I’ll make it easy for you!
Well, now. What shall I do first...?
...Ah, I know. I think I’ll give Cut Man’s stage a visit...
Patience. I must think things through, first...
Was... was that really necessary?
No. That was a rhetorical question. It was not. But then again, neither was this.
Well now, let's greet the locals! I'm sure their more than willing to...
Why, that one over there's wearing the same color of grey as those accursed Metal Monks!
The very same ones that the Biostar Company destroyed years ago, sir?
The very same!
I feel a strange desire to land on the center of one of these dirt squares.
Target detected through the fences!
Whether I can or can't matters not. I only need which you possess to convert into my own.
I am the Holy Plague that will conquer all in this world. That will destroy pitiful pretentious emulates. That will eradicate all I see unfit to tread the earth. Starting with y--
*hears teleporting noises*

Enough talk.




HAVE A-
Sheesh, fine. Killjoy.
...Ok. I will go for that Battle Chip over there. Techno, make yourself useful by going for that Freeze Cure up there, would you?
...
D**n it, not this again! Why am I always getting the short end of the stick!
Hey uh Universal Man. I checked the Database Recently and it says we can Recruit Flea...
Sadly I think it’s only offered to teams that are on a Certain Floor. But might as well ask eh?
I would like to Congratulate you on completing the Mission. I’m not Bragging to go to the Stairs but still. You’ve done well and deserve your EXP
Guess that was expected... But it would be confusing so on the Database would you mind adding “Offered to (Player)” box so we can understand better?
More confounded scum? The likes of you aren't worthy enough to become a doormat, much less anything formidable.




BUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh-oh.
Well, this was fun, but I’d better get going.
Alright, the Battle Chip for Yamato Spear is mine. Have you gotten the Freeze Cure, Techno?
... *Shows the Freeze Cure*
Excellent. Now, we can turn our focus towards actual progression. Take care of that Big Eye, while you’re at it.
No, I am not interested in dying, thank you for asking.
Wait, YELLOW DEVIL!? Aren't you supposed to be WEAK against Elec Man!? How'd YOU boot him out of his own field!?
I dunno. Magic, perhaps?
Regardless, if we're gonna kick this guy's
, we're gonna need to buff ourselves HARD. If anyone has any modules, the best thing to do is equip 'em.
...How come YOU'RE taking charge?
Still a good strategy, though. I just need to move away so I can pull it off.
Bu momo mo BU, Bu momo MO bumo; Bu mobu MOMO bumo!
(Heh, that'll make him interested in trying to focus me down! I can tank MORE hits than you can dish out, anyway!)
Yo mama so FAT, she needs TWO watches; one for each TIMEZONE he's in!
(Heh, that'll make him interested in trying to focus me down!)
I don't deserve to have Puny Weapons
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