

Beta Man | Level: 1 (0/50)
Mega Man X-7 | Level: 1 (0/50)
...Oh, my! You four seem to have gotten yourselves into trouble! It’s a good thing Beat found you and brought you back to town... Though, the rescue was so hasty, some of your items and bolts have been lost in the process... You should really be more careful next time!
...Heh. You WOULD like to know, wouldn’t you? Fine, then, you’ve entertained us for THIS long. May as well give you the low-down... Though, don’t expect me to tell you the full story, that’s for you to figure out on your own.
First off, this place is what is known as a Mystery Dungeon... A location of which its layout changes all the time... But it wasn’t ALWAYS that way...
...But the moment it did, some of us began to freak out. Some became lost in the always-changing landscape. Others have gone crazy, becoming territorial... But I personally think they’re a bunch of baby-bots.
...Though, I guess I can thank that fact to being... enlightened. The very balance of the world is shifting, causing many side-effects... There are even rumors of people coming from other universes... Though, that’s likely just a bunch of crazy talk. But, I digress...
...But, as the balance drifts away, and this world crawls slowly towards its end... Many of us have found a new purpose on this dying rock...
...Destruction.
...That being said, some of us who found that very purpose, strangely seem to change their mind once defeated... I find it odd, but also pathetic. ...Truth be told, that “adoptive son” of yours was one of them, until you lot came along.
As for that Cut Man... I doubt he was the same as the guy who wants that item. Don’t you know that even robot masters are reproduced? Tch... And you Proto models are supposed to be such know-it-alls...
...Admittedly, you ARE a unique build... Really comes to show how far those reproduction machines have come... Though, I am unsure what kind of Joe model reproduction machine made THAT one.
This Joe model was made from the same machine as yours, pal!
Yeah? Well, it would be GREAT if you could do something instead of standing around whispering things to the enemy!
I am! I’m charging my buster!
Really? Because I’m not hearing the proper buster-charging sounds!
Well, you see, I have mastered the art of charging my buster VERY quietly. So quiet, in fact, that not even those with incredibly great sound sensors can hear it.
...Riiight...
In any case, that’s all I really care to tell you. Now, then...


Quite the insistent Metall, aren't you? That's okay. I have a cure for that.
Tell me. How does it feel to be in your final moments? Does it feel scary? Painful? Mortifying?
Uh, bro, I think you've made your point clear-
I hope so.
(Okay, someone clearly isn't taking their loss well. I'll just leave 'em alone.)
(Besides, who needs help from someone who can choose to move any distance within their proximity? Not me!)
(It's time I show just how capable I am! More than just a leap'in stomper!)
Did you catch all of that?
Recorded. We know all there is about this stupid place there is to know about...almost. Coming your way right now.
Good. Now, unfortunately, as much fun as it would be to go back and forth until one of us is destroyed, I'm not one to exactly martyr myself for the sake of such muscleheaded stunts, either. Plain and simple...I just don't have the time for this.
Hmph. I'd feel a hint of pity if such sentiment wasn't below me.
Now. What can this one do?
I understand... I was thinking it was time to finish this myself.
#3! Now!
Now... What?
Shoot him with that Charged Shot of yours!
What Charged Shot?
THE ONE YOU WERE CHARGING EARLIER!
I wasn’t charging any Charged Shot.
I thought you said you were charging it silently!
Dude, everyone knows that is NOT possible.
...
Just... Just kill me already. I... I’ve seen too much stupidity in just one sitting, and now I’m just done.


Hmm. If you insist.
Another one bites the dust.
Hey. I found a "Freeze Cure". Should I take it with me?
Go ahead. It may come useful in the future.
....
And I have just stopped caring about any of this.
Then why not leave?
Because I just used up my turn. We'll just have to wait.
(Wow. They must be struggling for their lives right now. I've gotta fight my way through this fast!)
Oh. Uh. Bad time?
Eh. We're just waiting is all.
Gotcha.
...
Yup. Just waitin' here.
Ah. Another bucket of bolts for me to add to my impending empire.
My answer? Rise and become a chosen vessel.
...
...This will have to do for now. Lacking in sorts of criteria, though near exceptional speed.
...As for how I did this...maybe an explanation of sort is in order.







With that, our robots here will be moving.
...Uh... You might want to be a little quick with your getting out of here...


...I guess we'll be on our way then?
Dude c'mon, we don't have time!
...Oh. this is actually how fast you move.
Please shut up.
Well, your motives are none of my concern. Such is reserved for my current task.
Now without further idling, it's time to leave this oily filth floor.
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