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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Usurp
 
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Posted on May 4th, 2019 at 3:24pm
Posted 2019/05/04 at 3:24pm
#1
Corrupted Fire Man takes the blows, albeit bruised.
. It's going to take more than punches to stop my vengeance!
C-FM expels a chilling aura, causing ice crystals to form on both Fire Man and Alternate Aeon.

.
Stats must be scanned...
HP:?? ATK:?? DEF:?? SPE:?? WE:?? ???: ??C
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 4th, 2019 at 8:42pm
Posted 2019/05/04 at 8:42pm
#2
Jevil comes across this battle,wondering whats going on
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on May 4th, 2019 at 9:02pm
Posted 2019/05/04 at 9:02pm
#3
Alternate Aeon wasn't exactly punching. He was whacking Corrupted Fire with the Second Needle.
Also, he took about 65 damage.
Alternate Aeon wastes a turn trying to break the ice on his arm!

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 Alternate Aeon | Level: 42 | Health: 400/465 | PP: 305/305 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 1400 | SPE: 1098
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Usurp
 
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Posted on May 4th, 2019 at 9:27pm Edited on 2019/05/04 at 9:33pm
Posted 2019/05/04 at 9:27pm Edited 2019/05/04 at 9:33pm
#4
@RotomSlashBlast: What does the Second Needle do?
C-Fire Man summons and holds a swarm of Tackle Fires, albeit with a cyan palate. They appear to be in the shape of a blade...


?
HP:?? ATK:?? DEF:?? SPD:?? WE:??(-) ???:??C(+)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 3:15am
Posted 2019/05/05 at 3:15am
#5
Who on earth is a Jevil

Since he was ignored by the two he was hit by a evil (if that's allowed) Energy
Due to this he was slightly upgraded

???
Level 100
Health: ???/??? (100%)
Attack: 4758
Defense: 3754
Speed: 5885
WE: 100%

(Check my profile for more info on character)

Learnt from Flash Man
??? warp behind Jevil
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 9:27am Edited on 2019/05/05 at 9:32am
Posted 2019/05/05 at 9:27am Edited 2019/05/05 at 9:32am
#6
IS THAT RALSEI? *whacks*

Jevil Level 215 His body can't be killed.. Attack 800000 Defense??? Speed 928364738

(Jevil is from deltarune look it up)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 9:40am
Posted 2019/05/05 at 9:40am
#7
He avoids the whack then he strikes back however he uses Time Seed to trap him in place while taking damage simultaneously
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j
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 1:40pm Edited on 2019/05/05 at 1:43pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 1:40pm Edited 2019/05/05 at 1:43pm
#8
Mighty just looks at the madness unfolding, says nope and makes some tea.

Wait, did somebody say "pronto"? Oh, nevermind, nothing's happenning...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 2:14pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 2:14pm
#9
The Second Sol Needle is esssentially a weapon that Alternate Aeon can either stab or whack people with. Since he has it equipped, he has 1470 attack instead of 1430.

Also, Alternate Aeon guards.

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 Alternate Aeon | Level: 42 | Health: 465/465 | PP: 305/305 | ATK: 1470 | DEF: 1400 | SPE: 1098
Meanwhile, with Parallel Aeon 1...

 ...Why do I get the distinct impression someone's trying to steal my gimmick again?
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 3:08pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 3:08pm
#10
A tax fraud
Came and took some tea
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 3:16pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 3:16pm
#11
Critical Hit! Collateral Aeon deals 49 Damage to Turbo Green
Beetle Borg deals 25 Damage to Turbo Green
Drill Mole deals 32 Damage to Turbo Green

You made a mistake coming in here!
NOBODY trespasses on Turbo Ranger territory and gets away with it!

Turbo Black aims at Beetle Borg and Drill Mole with Skull Wheel

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Turbo Green
HP: 122/282 | ATK: 304 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 301 v

Turbo Black
HP: 261/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
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j
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 3:35pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 3:35pm
#12
Mighty reported the tax fraud and sent it to jail for being a tax fraud.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 3:42pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 3:42pm
#13
The tax fraud stole his money and ate it
He also poured oil in turbo blacks arena
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 4:03pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 4:03pm
#14
Again, the attack misses.
Collateral Aeon,, Beetle Borg and Drill Mole attacks Turbo Green again.

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 10 | Health: 112/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 6/50 (DANGER!) | ATK: 40 (30 + 10)  | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 40/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on May 5th, 2019 at 7:42pm
Posted 2019/05/05 at 7:42pm
#15
Yoshi eats the tax fraud.
"Wait, how?"
"Whatever."
"Good enough answer for me."
"Hey want to go to Starbucks?"
"Yeah."
"So."
"Are we going to stand here forever?"
"Yeah, until everyone else asks to go to Starbucks."
"That would never happen."
"HEY EVERYONE I HID MY WEAPON OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION IN STARBUCKS!"
"Do you think that is really going to work?"
"No."
"At least you are honest."
"So, what is going to happen now?"
"We are going to Starbucks."
"That's great."
"Oh wait, we should probably do something useful."
MOSHIYEET used Healing!
Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) gained 88 HP!
Beetle Borg gained 54 HP!
Drill Mole gained 5 HP!
Pepsi Man gained 0 HP!
Rick Astley gained 2 HP!
Ralsei gained 18 HP!
Bob gained 30 HP!
MOSHIYEET gained 65 coins!
"Glad to know we are useful."
"Yeah, not just some idiot's joke."
"Let's go get that Starbucks and forget the world is collapsing under us, because seriously, who cares? If we cared, cancer would be cured, world peace would be established, and we would vaccinate our children."
"I didn't ask for that."
"I know."
"Then why did you do that?"
"Because I can."
"So?"
"You have no power over me."
Yoshi uppercuts MOSHIYEET!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 6th, 2019 at 3:05am
Posted 2019/05/06 at 3:05am
#16
The tax fraud was very spicy
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on May 6th, 2019 at 6:28am
Posted 2019/05/06 at 6:28am
#17
Jevil just....kind of avoids them now...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 6th, 2019 at 6:49am
Posted 2019/05/06 at 6:49am
#18
Forte Shadow (???)
Found some tea and took it If Mighty finds out he's dead meat

I'll come back to Jevil in a minute he Stopped time and Charged up A rising finisher
Using the Power Stone (Able to power him up and gives him an extra attack)
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j
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 4:27am
Posted 2019/05/07 at 4:27am
#19
Mighty was literally looking at Forte Shadow taking his tea, so he karate chops him into jail.

He then goes to Starbucks and steals the weapon hidden there.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on May 7th, 2019 at 10:40am
Posted 2019/05/07 at 10:40am
#20
He avoids the Karate Chop
I removed the name (for obvious reasons)

There was a barrier protecting the weapons hidden there and many more things to come...
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