Hey,come with me
So what if you defeated those two losers?
Yeah! We're MORE than enough to take you on!
Turbo Green
Turbo Black
So, both the Wish Core and my powers are gone... No matter! I still have evil plans up my sleeves! I just need to find my Evil Energy sta-
NANI!? It's... It's all gone! My Evil Energy is gone! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?
...This has been taking WAY TOO LONG. *Picks up communicator* Copy Droid! Report to me what you found out already!
...Copy Droid, come in! ...You will ANSWER your majesty when he tells you to-
King Wily, I assume? I'm afraid your little spy has become a part of my collection of souls.
Who... Wait a minute, you're-!
Ding, ding, ding. Congratulations, you just won on this episode of "Figuring out the Obvious"! Tell him what he's won, boys!
Why, you just won yourself a free warning from Skull Reaper!
You son of a
. When my elite forces find you, they will-
They. Will all. DIE. Just like every single Robot Master from that little planet you call your empire. And when I'm done with THEM...
...You're next, King Wily.
SKULL REAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Oh great... With all the Evil Energy gone, my back-up plans are all ruined!
As I expected... A lousy villain like always, K. Rool!
Guys!? What are YOU all doing here!?
To see how your little "Destruction of the MMRPG Omniverse" plan was doing. Needless to say, it was a flop, just as I thought it would be!
Look at this dump you called your base. The heroes seem to trash it up good. In fact, *Points over to the Blast-o-Matic* I see you lost your little toy over there.
You are a disgrace to video game villains everywhere. I LAUGH at your stupidity.
What was your back-up plan, anyways? Want to steal bannanas from a bunch of dumb apes again?
Hahaha, you're more of a joke than I am! And I'm supposed to be the funny guy around here!
It's sad, really. You would've been a good villain, if you had some actual BRAINS!
Dr. Eggman!? I understand Marx, being a boss and all, but since when did HE become part of the Villains of Smash team!?
Oh, he's not part of the Smash Villains team... We're ditching YOU to join a BETTER Villains alliance!
New alliance!? What new alliance!?
Why, MY alliance, of course.
YOU!? You're in charge!?
What can I say? I had experience leading a team... I also had experiences with taking over other people's properties. Which leads us straight to why we're TRULY here...
King K. Rool, your base will now be property of the Dark Alliance. You shall now be escorted from the premises.
You can't do this to me! I am the GREAT King K. Rool, Kaptain of the Kremling Krew!
Hmph. More like King K. DUNCE, captain of the idiots who don't even know what the letter "c" is.
Please, give me a chance! I... I'm still a strong villain! I can be a powerful asset to your cause!
A powerful villain with a brain the size of a pea! We have no room for such a pathetic villain. Now, GET OUT!
There. Now that we got rid of the trash... Let's talk business, boys.
Oh, great. What now?
Look, I already lost my Wish Core, my Berserk Instinct, my Evil Energy supplies, and my base. What more could you want from me now?
*Sigh* Well, considering my ship was trapped in the Memehole that closed up, I guess I have nothing left to lose. What is this deal of yours?
Well, that's a mighty fine deal! I'd be more than happy to-
Absolutely
ing not. I'm not letting him have his powers back, especially since it means working with those goodie two-shoes heroes again.
):How'd it go?
: ...If it went fine...then where's the Kaptain?
: *mummers*Just like the boss said...
: Nothing...Oh! The boss needs ya to do him another favor!
: Lord if I know...He wants to tell you in private...
: Hopefully...(If I live that long...)
DAMN!Finally....I opened that f*cker...Alright...now that I'm back here..huh?Hmm...must be nothing....now where is Trio and the others...
The Memehole!
Out of the way!
...Well, not my problem. And neither is Jevil finding Trio, so whatever.
Ah, geese. What is it this time?
Speaking isn't really my thing, I suppose I am a human being. And don't even think of fighting back...
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