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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 12:30pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 12:30pm
#1
Im just gonna let that thing kill Kirby....say.....that reminds me of Proto Man DS?....

RockMan Shadow looks for Proto Man DS?And finds a figure...

enker Hey,have you heard of someone named Proto Man DS??
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 12:33pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 12:33pm
#2
But the Giant Kirby kept on sucking
(Only flame attack does something decent to him)
The Fog did nothing!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 12:38pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 12:38pm
#3
Hyper Storm H also finds the Figure!

Hey do you know a Proto Man DS?? Wait...Rockman Shadow!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:10pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:10pm
#4
They were making it worse by now 60% of the area has been destroyed
They have a few hours before it sucks everything

I'm using Salt for now

Salt copies it ability and scan his weakness

FLAME
He use Flame Sword dealing Significant damage to him

HP: ???/???(80%)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:19pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:19pm
#5
(Why don't you just have all of your characters at once?Or give the each their own mini storyline so they meet up every one and a while,or just..at the very least explain the random switches?)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:21pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:21pm
#6
@NintendoPanda101 : Because I either want to try out something, NO NEED FOR THEM or they're doing Something

Enka's reeason of disappearance is because currently undergoing changes to his systems by Buff WilyIf not normal Wily
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:46pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:46pm
#7
(Wait isnt that controlling my character?I mean good idea...in fact I can f*ck everything up with ...also its Robotic Wily now.)

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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:52pm Edited on 2019/04/28 at 1:54pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:52pm Edited 2019/04/28 at 1:54pm
#8
Collateral Aeon deals 35 Damage!
Beetle Borg deals 27 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 26 Damage! Turbo Yellow is rekt!

YOU WON! You earned 0 EXP and 25 Zenny!

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Well, looks like the weaker ones are down.
Let's deal with these intruders!

Turbo Green and Turbo Black attacks!

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Turbo Green
Core: Swift and Nature | HP: 282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
The 3rd lowest rank of the Turbo Rangers. His Nature-core version of Scorch Wheel is known as the Ivy Wheel, which is Nature-Core and can cause Poison.

Turbo Black
Core: Swift and Shadow | HP: 282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
The middle rank of the Turbo Ranger. His Shadow-core version of Scorch Wheel is known as the Skull Wheel, which is Shadow-Core.

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Turbo Green
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363

Turbo Black
HP: 282/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
Our heroes pay no attention to the giant Kirby. Not to ignore Salt, but because I'd rather not have this interrupted. Link and Zelda has taken noticed, however, and sprung into action. But I'm not going to control them any further because they were supposed to be a one-time appearance.

We call ourselves "Beta Team". I'm the leader, Beta Shadow.
I'm Epsilon Snow. Nice to meet ya!
I am known as Alpha Fire.
Delta Paradox. A pleasure.
Zeta Light, at your service.
I'm Gamma Bolt! Glad to meet you!
Eta Cosmic. The pleasure is mine.
I'm Beta Man. Nice to meet you.
And I am Ninja Man, Wily's GREATEST Creation!
Sergeant Man. Don't mind him, it's just that he has an ego that's bigger than this place doubled.
I'm Bt Ghost, it's nice to finally meet you two!
I'm Ninja Ghost. Don't ask about what he meant by "finally", you wouldn't understand.
I am Shadow Mewtwo. The other two with me are part of the Nightmare Force, of which I'm pretty much being obligated to associate myself with.
I'm Type: Null. Nice to meet you!
...Darkrai.
we aRe KNowN AS SpiRItomb.
And I am the GREAT King K. Rool! I'm... Not really a part of their team, I'm just here because... Well, it's a long story-
He tried to destroy LITERALLY EVERYTHING and the only reason he's helping us is because we don't trust him to go off on his own, so he might as well make himself useful.

...Yikes. Sounds like you've been through a lot.
You have no idea.
We've been through a lot, too! Perhaps on the way, we can catch each other up!
I don't have any objections to that.

And so Beta Team and the Reincarnates heads their way to the west, unaware of the chaos they're leaving behind.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:56pm Edited on 2019/04/28 at 2:06pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:56pm Edited 2019/04/28 at 2:06pm
#9
@Beta Shadow: Fine by me!
Kirby was stopped by Salt

Salt was knocked miles away before he collided with bouncy metal

He came back to deliver a strong blow on him using Bass's Dash and Core Buster one of the strongest moves
(Using their weakness against them)

Kirby was knocked a M away

King Dedede Stomps him and uses his new attack the Ultra Stomp an almighty attack almost doing DEVASTATING Damage to them in a couple of hits on him decreasing the power slightly
Which was copied by Salt again!!


HP: ???/???(45%)
Power:???/??? (-25%)

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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 1:58pm Edited on 2019/04/28 at 2:12pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 1:58pm Edited 2019/04/28 at 2:12pm
#10
The Letter L goes with them with Panny,Dos Man meanwhile is dealing with the chaos

So,how are guys?Oh and we might as well fill in our story...See we come from the very main timeline universe,whatever you want to call it,of this omniverse.We are improved versions of robots Wily used in his invasions.Me and Toad Satan were the first.The rest were in order.We escaped,and so did Bass,who was 3rd.We are made to fuse.We were attacked by the improved versions of the robots by the robots we did fuse with.Then a bond man,fused with all of the improved robots,well mostly.But we just fused with them.Then,we were attacked by Doc Robot Dark Man Quint and Rockman Shadow,eventually they all joined our side.The Killers eventually showed up as well.9 other robots,and Rockman Shadows 6 robots also appeared.Shadow has fused with his bots,the killers,and sakugarne.Doc Robot fused with stardroids,dark man,and the dos robots.Evil energy wiped this omniverse,and a couple others.Sakugarne,Compass Man,and Doc Robot as a whole are under their control.They are led by Trio and Duo,with King and the genesis unit.They also have jevil,and a magnet and crusher.I know most of this has gone over your head but,eh.Oh and this guy is named Panny.Comes from an omniverse thats very peaceful,and worked for emperor wily...oh...and my Wily is apparently trying to work Emperor Wily now....
Dos Man uses match burner on Kirby!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 2:31pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 2:31pm
#11
The Ultra Stomp didn’t stop there it was also came to contact with Dos Man
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 2:57pm Edited on 2019/04/28 at 3:00pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 2:57pm Edited 2019/04/28 at 3:00pm
#12
That's... A lot to try and take in, especially since I don't know who any of those people are.
Yeah, considering you're not even close to being a part of this Omniverse, I'd imagine you'd be very confused having to hear of people that doesn't exist in your universe.
So, what're your stories?

--WARNING! TEXT WALL INCOMING!--

Well, technically speaking, me, Epsilon Snow, Alpha Fire, Delta Paradox, Zeta Light, Gamma Bolt, and Eta Cosmic are all pretty much the same person. You see, Epsilon Snow- who is from Universe 3, Tomline 1 (a Tomline being basically a timeline, but... Not, I guess)- tried to freeze his entire world, but he was destroyed by a person called Aeon- Which I have a very bad feeling about his situation by the way, but we have too much to deal with right now to check in on that- which causes a split in the "Tomline", creating Universe 2, Tomline 2, where Alpha Fire came from. Alpha Fire was basically created when Ninja Ghost spilled milk on Epsilon Snow's special, indestructible glasses, which allows him to always return from death... Most of the time. Alpha Fire wanted to wish for the means to destroy all "OCs"- Don't ask, you wouldn't understand- and so sought out an all-powerful being known as GRAND NOVA. However, Epsilon Snow stole his wish, the two fought, decided to turn their attention towards various people who were trying to stop them, and fused into one being, Delta Paradox. But, I destroyed them with a clever plan, but eventually recreated them as clones upon request of Maroon Text Guy, or so he shall be mentioned as until requested otherwise, to fight Aeon and his alternate selves. Eventually, however, GRAND NOVA apparently had a system for his wishes, one that would eventually erase an entire universe. And eventually, it happened, erasing Universe 3, Tomline 2... Until it didn't. It's a complicated story. In any case, Delta Paradox and Alpha Fire- with Epsilon Snow having experienced an... incident...- decided to patch things up with the Aeons, and also converted 2 other versions of myself into Gamma Bolt- who is from Universe 2- and Eta Cosmic- who is from Universe 1, Timeline 2. Meanwhile, Zeta Light- from Worldline 5 iirc- apparently lost some "Alpha Seeds" and went on a quest to find them. However, we were all forced to band together when King K. Rool hired a mercenary known as Skull Reaper to kill GRAND NOVA and take his Wish Core, the source of GRAND NOVA's wishes. We were helped by two people known as Sir Winston and the Memesmith... Who turned out to be after the Wish Core for some evil purposes. And then a third, female figure took the Wish Core from THEM and wished for some virus thing to spread or something along those lines. Also, the Evil Energy thing. In any case, we need the Star Scepter because the Chosen One™, who is the only one who could use the Star Scepter, could use it to wish away the Wish Core so that it could never be used for evil again. Only THEN will our schedule be free enough to handle everything else that's happening.

...I see... So... Beta Man, was it? What about the rest of you?

Another long wall of text to come in my next post!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 3:00pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 3:00pm
#13
They had two hours until the area has been sucked in almost creating an alternate universe
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 3:03pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 3:03pm
#14
Doc Man then appears tearing kirby apart into several smaller kirbies!
Dos Man leaves towards L and Co.
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Posted on April 28th, 2019 at 11:04pm Edited on 2019/04/28 at 11:33pm
Posted 2019/04/28 at 11:04pm Edited 2019/04/28 at 11:33pm
#15
By now everyone near Kirby has been covered in the purple fog. Nothing seems to occur, though visibility appears to be lowered and loud piercing winds echo thru the sky(though that could be Kirby...). Furthermore, as Kirby has eaten a full-course meal (the city), it's unknown if the ruins that can barely be seen are a result of the weather phenomenon or of Kirby...


Something tells you that you should leave while you still can...
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 1:36am Edited on 2019/04/29 at 1:01pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 1:36am Edited 2019/04/29 at 1:01pm
#16
@NintendoPanda101 : Come on Panda really...
Dos Man was close if was going to do that and he got sucked (Most likely
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 12:04pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 12:04pm
#17
Ho, boy, our story. Ok, so, we came from a Universe that these guys would apparently call "Discorded Adventures". Me and Sergeant Man were created by Dr. Light as the first two of a series known as the All-Star Numbers, basically created to help outnumber the amount of rather... harmful robots owned by the likes of Wily. Sergeant was created by request of the Military, to create a form of military hero to inspire hope into others, while I was created to assist Mega Man whenever he needs it. However, Dr. Wily tried to take all the All-Star Numbers, but he was stopped by Proto Man before he could take me and Sergeant. But he still did take the other All-Star Numbers and reprogrammed them, causing us to have to step in and stop him. However, Wily planned for me and Sergeant and created Ninja Man, a robot created to kill us... Until Ninja decided to become my rival. Of course, we won, and then there was peace for about... 3, 4, maybe 5 months? Apparently, a Pokemon by the name of Rotom came from something known as an "Ultra Wormhole", which bridges universes and dimensions together. Rotom, lost and confused (or so we were told, but I hardly believe it) decides to lash out on our world, but we stepped in to stop him. But soon afterwards, someone by the name of Symphony came along and tried to take over the world. We struggled, but I managed to defeat him. ...Only for ANOTHER villain by the name of Yveltal to come around and try to destroy the world. We decided to try and stop him, too, but... Well, apparently we had to be pulled into this big problem caused by King K. Rool by Ninja Ghost, and as soon as we left that world, it apparently... "expired", however that works. So, we're pretty much stuck in these connected universes long enough to be considered as a part of them, and therefore no longer in danger of being erased along with the expired universe, when that eventually happens.

Yikes. You guys really HAVE gone through a lot.
And the thing about all that is, it all pretty much started back when Rotom came around...
Yeah, Rotoms could be quite the troublemakers... We know THAT from experience.
I do wonder what happened with him, assuming he was able to protect himself from time freezing over...
Wait. Are you saying that you two are ALSO "Pokemon"?
IS IT REALLY NOT THAT OBVIOUS TO YOU!? ing amateurs.
...Uh, yeah, that's us. A tag-team of Pokemon who likes exploring and having fun!
...I don't believe that.
Huh?
You heard me. I don't believe you two to be TRULY on our side. For all I know, what you're doing is nothing but an ACT. You Pokemon have caused us nothing but TROUBLE for the last few months! You heard our stories, now tell us YOURS, because I'm not trusting EITHER of you two until then.
...You know, you could've just asked nicely.

Yet ANOTHER text wall, coming up on my next post!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 12:09pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 12:09pm
#18
Well then the hours left is now one before the omniverse will be destroyed (Creating an other universe) I'm not Sure what I'm going to do with Bt but it doesn't matter

The Core connecting the all the power the omniverse possess is on it's last legs
What will our heroes do?
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 3:06pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 3:06pm
#19
@Slimy Salt : Well, our heroes won't be able to do anything, but I will do something.

But only when the Omniverse is destroyed.

You'll see where I'm going with this eventually.
Ok, so let's start things off with myself. I am actually not a Pokemon, but rather a human. Well, I was, anyways. And in the Human World, I was a Pokemon Trainer. In fact, you could say I was quite the trainer. Back before I was sent to the Pokemon World, I was the Pokemon Champion 3 times in 2 different regions. My first championship was in Unova, then I waited two years to see if the league changes at all, just to see if I could take it on. And of course, I did. And along the way, I defeated a group known as Team Plasma and their leader Ghetsis, who wanted to separate humanity from Pokemon in order to become the only powerful person in Unova. A year after that, I decided to head to my old home region of Hoenn to take on its league and beaten that, whilst also stopping a group known as Team Magma from expanding the land with Groudon and destroying the world with a massive heat surge. And after all of that, I decided to take a break. But fate had different ideas.

Yeah, apparently he and I are reincarnates of a human and a Mew (respectively) that defeated a creature known as Dark Matter and stopped them from turning the world to stone. However, it was made from our negative emotions, so it was destined to return, and would always come back with evil intent unless we learn to accept it as a part of us. And of course, after everything Dark Matter did, our previous incarnates would be unable to forgive them for that, and were therefore incapable of accepting Dark Matter for what it was. So, they decided that they would be reborn in different forms, and new lives. Those new incarnates were us, though Bane's reincarnation was earlier than mine. But Bane turning into a Pokemon kinda changed that anyways. In any case, Bane was sent to my world, being told what he was being sent to stop. ...Only for the bad guys to wipe out his memories, including even his human life. But after all that, we met up, we decided to join the Expedition Society, we had a lot of adventures together, and we eventually were able to stop Dark Matter.

After all was said and done, Xerneas, the representation of-

We, uh, already met them before.

...Oh. Ok... Well anyways, Xerneas appeared before Fortem and revealed the truth about his identity. And since everything was done, Fortem had to be reincarnated back as Mew. So, he had to leave, and I was actually quite sad about that. However, I was told something about Xatu, who knew almost everything. Xatu sensed Mew within a place known as the Mystery Jungle, so I went there, hoping I could find out from Mew themselves if there was a way to bring Fortem back... only for me to quickly find out that the new Mew didn't exactly know anything about that sort of thing. I decided to head back, only for Mew to follow behind. So, Mew became my partner at the time, and I started to see more of Fortem in them. Though, something was apparently up with Mew, and they eventually ended up becoming ill. Some ex-workers for Dark Matter claimed that they had to take Mew to a place known as Purifying Cave because there was a piece of Dark Matter inside Mew. I went after them to stop them from offing Mew, only to find out that the REAL reason they took Mew to the Purifying Cave was because the scarves we used to carry- the Harmony Scarves- were the key to bringing back Fortem, who was trapped within Mew. As such, the whole thing was revealed as a plan to test the strength of my wish to bring Fortem back, Fortem was returned, and we were happy with that.


And this was the BIGGEST Text Wall ever, so a tl;dr recap:

> Bane is actually a human trainer from the Human World.
> He went through the events of Pokemon White, Black 2, and Omega Ruby. Essentially, he represents my playthrough of these games, as well as SMD.
> The rest is more or less the plot of Super Mystery Dungeon.
> This isn't the end of it, it's just that the rest was too long to fit in this post.
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 29th, 2019 at 3:19pm Edited on 2019/04/29 at 3:22pm
Posted 2019/04/29 at 3:19pm Edited 2019/04/29 at 3:22pm
#20
@Beta Shadow : This must be based from mystery dungeon
Also if I had to bring two it would be Lucario and Mewtwo (do not steal)

Kirby was attacked by salt

Kirby HP: (35%)
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