My lame past of being ridiculed will become an afterthought!
Turbo Yellow
...Did something happen?
Well maybe it would've mattered to us if I actually had any Internet up and running when it happened. But, it's passed us now. And why do I feel like someone tried to use my Shaggy blade?
Can we just go to the next town already? Nobody here knows anything.
Well, if you would have some actual patience, there's one more place left to check...
Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 10 | Health: 168/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 40/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
LAST CHANCE, SH*TBREATH. DROP THE YEEZYS, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
Ha! Ze only way zat blast wouldn't be deflected by me is if it missed!
Alright then. DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!
MY... YOU... WHAT THE F*CK...!?
I told you, didn't I? I literally JUST SAID zat ze only way zat blast wouldn't be deflected by me is if it missed! However, I never said anyzing about cutting it in two! And just like zat, I have protected zis tomline from splitting.
And now, as a parting gift, I shall reveal my name...
...Ali Xiphos, a member of Singularity.
UH, I DIDN'T NEED YOUR TITLE AS WELL, DUDE.
Anyway, I shall be retaining zese Yeezys and bringing zem to our base so we can use them to power our master's latest project.
YOU'RE... GOING NOWHERE..! HANDS... OF THEM.. MOTHERF*ckin.. yeezys...
We are here to break you out!Dyna Man blow this fellow up!
I... I cannot give up... Not now, not ever!
Turbo Yellow
A purple fog... I swear, a lot of strange things have been happening recently.
Excuse me? Would you happen to know where to look for the Star Scepter?
The Star Scepter? That would be out west. However, a strange, appearance-shifting cave is known to keep out people trying to find it... I'd ask Link to help you out, but he's currently too stubborn to get up and do anything about it.
Well, EXCUSE me, princess, but I've worn myself out from the last few Smash battles. I kinda need this break.
Pardon the intrusion, but what you just described was a Mystery Dungeon, which happens to be our specialty!
Wait, are you seriously thinking of helping these guys? We know nothing about this "Star Scepter", who these people are, and why they need it so badly!
Well, how is it so different from the other people we helped out?
Well, for starters, the fact that we only have half an hour before our portal home closes...
Hey, if you really need to go home, I can try to make you a portal to your home universe after we're done.
See? It'll be perfectly fine! Come on, it'll be fun!
...*Sigh* Alright, if you insist...
Thanks! So, who might you two be?
...Well...
...We are known as The Reincarnates, of the Expedition Society. I'm Bane, and this over here is my partner.
I'm Fortem! And who might you all be?
...Well... Hope you like a long role call...
Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 10 | Health: 168/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 28/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 170 ⮝⮝ (75 + 10 * 2) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 40/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
POYO!(This place seems perfect for desert)
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