Finally!
Here, let me tell you something
Remember how I said I didn't need any payment?
Well, that was a complete an utter lie
The wish core i'm holding in my hand right now, it is one of the components I need to complete the Project: L.O.N.D.O.N.
Which will not only let me terminate countless "heroes" like most of you are
But also become the ruler of the Meme Zone™
Haha, he was USING you to get the wish core!
I even hinted at that, actually
Anyway, we all know what happens next, don't we?
BEGONE
THOTS
Begone..
Thots?
Wait...
Is that what you're looking for, darling?
Who, of all the people I know, would call me a "Darling"?
No, don't tell me it's her!
I'm exactly who you think I am.
What actually made you think it wouldn't be in my hands first?
Don't you remember how I was desperately trying to find an infinite power source back then?
And what you've done to my home universe?
Well
I will make you pay.
Welcome....we've been expecting you....
NOW FOR THE CONQUEST TO BEGIN!
Oh crap...I forgot to tell everyone about that....F*CK!
Wait, no!
GOD
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DAMN IT
You imbecile!
Do you have any realization of what you've just done by letting her escape?
We're all doomed!
All of us!
Every and each one!
Wait...
No!
Memesmith!
Oh well..
Cannot be bothered with your conquest
A barrier needs to be built around universe 3 to prevent the corruption from spreading.
The Wish Core... It's gone! And my Blast-o-Matic is destroyed, too!
You... This is all YOUR fault!
Well if it wasn't in YOUR hands, whatever's going on here wouldn't happen at all!
Yeah, it's YOUR fault more than anyone else's.
Well now we need to find out who has the Wish Core THIS time and get it back!
Yeah! They took my wish to have ALL the souls of MMRPG-SNAITF!
Yeah, that's- ...Wait, what?
Yeah, that Wish Core is being wasted on whoever has it when it COULD'VE been used by ME to get rid of those pesky heroes!
Uh, yes hello, we're RIGHT HERE.
And that's just the problem, now isn't it?
No, the PROBLEM is that you were going to use it on something PETTY, whilst I was going to use it to get rid of Rotom and Giratina and FINALLY cover the Pokemon World in darkness!
Oh, so when it's my goals it's petty, but when it's yours it's fine!?
I think you're ALL forgetting who had the Wish Core first!
Actually, if I remember what Ghost told us correctly, wasn't the one who had the Wish Core first GRAND NOV-
CAN IT, SERGEANT!
COULD EVERYONE PLEASE JUST PUT A SOCK IN IT!?
Clearly, as long as that Wish Core exists, EVERYONE'S going to want to put their hands on it. And because of that, we have to get rid of it.
What!? But if we destroy the Wish Core, then reality will crumble away!
That's why we do the next best thing... We WISH it away.
Wait. Are you suggesting that we find whoever has the Wish Core, take it for ourselves... And use a wish on the Wish Core to get rid of the Wish Core in itself?
Not particularly... While I was training, I heard something about a Star Scepter. Created by a race of wizards long ago, the Star Scepter will grant the wishes of whoever it deems as The Chosen One™. If we find the Star Scepter, we could use its inner energy to create a locator to find out who The Chosen One™ is and have the Star Scepter wish away the Wish Core!
...I also heard something about it being "totally not the Star Rod from Kirby but as a Scepter", but at this point things like that are a given.
That's great and all, but where do we even look for it?
Ooh! Perhaps it is in Dimension 6!
Well, then, what are we waiting for? Let's go find that Star Scepter!
Wait, what about K. Rool? ...And everyone else here who apparently wants the Wish Core for their nefarious schemes?
Don't worry! Beta Shadow gave us all the ability to harm K. Rool!
So if any one of them even THINKS about skedaddling, then we'll all blow them to Kingdom Come. Got it?
Hey so uh...(insert conquest and how some people have been corrupted).
*thinking to self* Wait...didn't that voice say something about a warrior of darkness?And some sort of great evil?
*screams* WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
...Unless we uncorrupt Dark Man and the others of course....
So here i am.
I, being a total idiot told everyone about my evil plans
Lost my greatest ally
And desparately trying to prevent the corruption from spreading...
Actually i heard Beta Shadow say Universe 3 is one of his favourites
Well, too bad, it's soon going to become a glitchy mass
And the only way to prevent it is too complicated to execute.
But i don't really care i guess..
I wonder what they're up to right now?
We have made a plan....we will send all of you out to start the conquest.First attack Emperor Wily,Then King Wily,then those other 2 wily's,(gammaghost's wily and Robo Wily,or buff Wily). Jevil,travel to other with Bass(of the Letter L) omniverses and strike up alliances with other evils.Me and Trio will attack L and the others.We will then hold the tournament,and kill them.Then...while they are distracted....we can destroy all omniverses,and have our own perfect one...Oh,and Toad Satan....take this 1up mushroom I found in the memehole and revive GRAND NOVA
I'm sorry I didn't tell you...
*In a toddler like voice(go watch Panda Go Panda for context)* You know we've been aid to protect Wily at all costs correct?Now you may ask WELL WHY DID YOU MAKE US LEAVE ROBOTIC WILY?Well hes isn't as much of a threat...a Buster Rod G has been going around,looking for emperor Wily...from what I can tell,he is part of a conquest of evil energy...And the end times are here
Alright....now to bring this guy back to life...
Hello there...shall you join a conquest of evil energy?We aim to make our own omniverse...
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