S*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*s[*REGGAE'D*](https://imgur.com/5cPk4Rq" target="_blank">*REGGAE'D*, I literally ONLY have combat experience inside my OWN battle format! This guy's basically given me ZERO CHANCE at fighting him!]{copy}
Dude, calm down, I've been at this type of thing pretty much my entire l-
I F*CKING REFUSE TO F*CKING REMAIN F*CKING CALM, YOU MOTHERF*CKING MOTHERF*CKER! You understand LITERRALY MOTHERF*CKING NOTHING AT ALL. I LITERALLY am only f*ckin' capable of f*ckin' fighting in MY f*ckin' battle system, otherwise, f*ckin' stuff like that f*ckin' cloud of f*ckin' ...CLOUD f*ckin' torches my a** because of some dumb bullsh*t that K. Rool pulled, thus preventing me from summoning Mechas and reaping the benefits of starforce at the same time! Do you KNOW how much I depend on that sh*t!? MORE THAN YOU'D THINK, A**HOLE! Let it be known that if we can't even HOPE to repair the system, then we are straight-up FUCKED, and anyone who disagrees with me if in all sorts of denial, do you hear me!?
...DID YOU JUST SWEAR WITHOUT CENSORING IT AT ALL!?
Seriously? THAT'S what you're concerned about? See, this is what I mean! Eveyone here has skewed prorities!
...Pretty sure that's just you.
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI-
*deep breaths for about 10 seconds*
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI!
Arrivederci! (WARNING: CLIP CONTAINS A KINDA BRUTAL DEATH)
Are you really that hopeless without some battle system? GOOD! Then prepare to be destroyed!
You...!
Marco!
Polo!
I am- *hit* Very sure- *hit* That is not- *hit* How you play- *hit* Marco polo- *hit*
Though I will admit... When you hit, you all hit HARD. However, that won't stop me!
Oh, no, more like... Goodbye EVERYTHING! But first... *Aims his Blunderbuss* Goodbye to YOU.
Ye think yer the only one with a pirate costume?
Prepare to be keehauled, crook!
Gotcha ya!
FULLLLLLLLL POWER!!!!!
I have been saving the best for last... If you thought it was over, then I'm sorry to say that it is far from! You may call this form... Berserker K. Rool!
You see... Long ago, an ancient warrior known as Shaggy Rogers developed various powerful techniques to prove his dominance... Such powers included Mastered Ultra Instinct, of which Beta Shadow uses, among many others. However... There is another. One who was capable of matching Shaggy's ultimate power... Robbie Rotten. While Shaggy was a neutral entity, not only was Robbie Rotten an evil entity, but he is the Number One evil. He was the creator of three great evils: Hecc, the gathering place of the worst of all memes; The Anti-Omni Meme, the opposite of the Omni Meme that was created by an unknown deity, and is currently held by fauster; And the third artifact, of which remains unknown. However, Shaggy was one day able to seal Robbie Rotten away for good... But not before Robbie could create a form to match Ultra Instinct. This form- the last form Robbie Rotten ever used against Shaggy- became known as Berserker Instinct. Whilst Ultra Instinct is based upon speed and power, Berserker Instinct is based on pure rage and insanity, which allows anyone who has ever unlocked it to become not only extra strong, but also ignorant of all pain! Unfortunately, Robbie Rotten's being sealed away unallowed me to train under him to gain such a form... So that is why I used the Wish Core to obtain this sort of power!
tl;dr, this form was developed by a powerful entity known as Robbie Rotten, and basically I'll be able to break all your bones just by gently touching you, and you'll NEVER be able to harm me!
Berserker K. Rool (100% Power/Berserker Instinct)
Holy 
So, you're now a red alligator?
I bet you won't be able to withstand this!
Fedora Winston(22-26% Power)
Memesmith(11% Power)
Oh, look at you, how cute! Thinking that your puny attacks can harm one of the techniques developed by one of the most powerful deities in all of the Omniverses... It's amusing.
You're forgetting about the one form that was made by the deity that defeated the one you stole YOUR transformation from!
...You just don't get it, now do you Beta?
Get WHAT, K. Rool!? Do you really think your form is better than Ultra Instinct?
Oh, no, not at all! I wouldn't even be able to light a candle to Mastered Ultra Instinct's FULL power... Why is why I'm glad that you don't HAVE that.
Huh? But I thought Mastered Ultra Instinct already IS the truest form of Ultra Instinct?
It IS the truest form... But while you have it in it's truest form, you DON'T have it in it's truest POTENTIAL.
Beta... Do you ever wonder WHY you were never able to beat fauster, even with Mastered Ultra Instinct?
Because she's a dangerously powerful demon who can't die and also because the MMRPG Discord no longer has a Roleplay channel and she never uses the forums so we don't really do real battles to the death anymore?
No! ...Well, technically yes, but still wrong.
It's because Beta, you were trained by Shaggy himself. And what did he do? Deem you as unworthy of anything beyond 0.5% of his power. ...But you see, Beta, power is not about whether or not you are WORTHY of it... It's about how much you WANT power.
You refuse to see it as such, and because of that, you are merely hindering your own potential. But for me... I didn't get this form through training, I just wished on that power. It costed me a lung, but it was worth it... For now I am in no need of such organs, for this new transformation made me immortal!
That just seems like cheating to me.
Oh, if you were like me, you would know that cheating gets you ANYTHING you want from life! But that's besides the point...
The point IS, you limit yourself because you concern yourself of what you are and are not worthy of, while I got this power by seizing it for myself without any consideration of whether or not I deserve the power! THAT'S why my form is stronger than your puny Ultra Instinct.
Hm, yes, I should explain what Mastered Berserker Instinct does... While Mastered Ultra Instinct allows one to dodge instinctively, Mastered Berserker Instinct shuts down all instinctive signs of pain, which makes the one who has this form immune to all atta-
Wait, is that really what I look like? I'll admit, the red aura is cool, and I do look real handsome, but... Where on earth did all the hair come from?
Tell me about it. You have NO idea how irritating it is having to wash both your hair AND the mysterious hair that appears on your helmet.
Ugh, sounds annoying. It's a good thing I never clean myself.
Hang on a second there. If you can't feel pain, then what do you call earlier?
...Pity.
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