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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 3:46pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 3:46pm
#1
Parallel Aeon 1 and Trimarc decide to attack Epsilon Snow and Alpha Fire, respectively!
Aeon decides to BFG Beta Shadow in the face!
Collateral Aeon summons a Bombomb to fight Skull Reaper!
Alternate Aeon uses PK Hax γ!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 3:56pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 3:56pm
#2
The fused Killers attack Memesmith and Winston!
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 4:37pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 4:37pm
#3
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Skull Reaper
Core: Shadow/Empty | Health: ???/??? | ATK: 338 | DEF: 407 | SPD: 265
An Evil Energy-powered Assassin who reaps the artificial Souls of robots for power. He is currently helping with the mission to stop K. Rool, and as such is holding back his max power to ensure he doesn't kill you. Which is a good thing, as his true stats are in the thousands.

Hm, fighting me alone with just a Bombomb isn't exactly wise...
*To Zeta Light* Hey, you! You're not fighting with anyone. Want to join in on this?
...Who, me? ...Uh, ok...?

Zeta Light joins the battle against Skull Reaper

Oh, Collateral Aeon. I actually got this for you from the desert...

Zeta Light hands Collateral Aeon the Super Earth Fusion Star, then uses Attack Flash to drastically raise the team's attack! (Wandering the desert allowed him to level up quite a lot btw)

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Zeta Light
Level 10 | Health: 298/298 | ATK: 305 ^^ | DEF: 200 | SPD: 197

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Skull Reaper
Health: ???/??? | ATK: 338 | DEF: 407 | SPD: 265

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Hey guys, remember how Skull Reaper brought EVERYONE to one place (except for Wily)? Well, guess who's ALSO back...

Ugh, it's bad ENOUGH being sent back in this dangerous trashhole, but now I HAVE to fight?
Took the words right out of my mouth, sir.
Indeed, but at least we get to fight.
...Hey, Ghost...?
*Sigh* Yes, Null?
Since you weren't able to remove the "Eye of Chaos", and since we returned to this universe, shouldn't that mean that the eye is no longer dormant?
...Hm, I suppose you might be right. Let's just hope it doesn't act up right away...
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 4:41pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 4:41pm
#4
(So The genesis unit is here I guess)
They sense even more evil energy,they start laughing and leave...

Doc Man and L are starting to go full power!It goes nuts!
Someone in the distance screams about CHAOS CHAOS

I CAN DO ANYTHING!

The Genesis unit notices him!They decide to fight him!Then they feel his evil energy...King,Duo,and Trio leave
Jevil ignores The Genesis Unit and goes and attacks the guys who just arrived!

Jevil Level 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000....
Energy ???/??? Attack 999 Defense 999 Speed 999
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on April 2nd, 2019 at 5:53pm Edited on 2019/04/02 at 6:14pm
Posted 2019/04/02 at 5:53pm Edited 2019/04/02 at 6:14pm
#5
Suddenly, Alternate Aeon tries to hit Ninja Ghost with the Second Needle!
Collateral Aeon uses Giga Blast against Skull Reaper!
Bombomb guards.

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 Collateral Aeon | Level 7 | Health: 185/185 | ATK: 342 ⮝⮝ ((135 + 36) * 2 ) | DEF: 187 (135 + 52) | SPE: 175 (135 + 40)
bombomb Bombomb | Level 5 | Health: 30/30 | ATK: 332 ⮝⮝ ((145 + 11) * 2) | DEF: 56 (45 + 11) | SPE: 66 (55 + 11)
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j
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 4:23am Edited on 2019/04/03 at 7:07am
Posted 2019/04/03 at 4:23am Edited 2019/04/03 at 7:07am
#6
This thing ain't much of a sparing partner... Anyone up for a fight against one of the strongest beings in the universe?

Mighty
HP(very large number so it'll be in percentages for covenience) 100%
Level
Attack 5×10^45
Defense 3×10^38
Speed 2×10^897
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Usurp
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 9:10am Edited on 2019/04/03 at 9:20am
Posted 2019/04/03 at 9:10am Edited 2019/04/03 at 9:20am
#7
PMDS reactivates and overhears Mighty.

... Sure. What's the worst that could happen?

LV:5

Item: Corrupted Data

HP: 80/80*
ATK: 25*
DEF: 50*
SPD: 30*

???: (???/???)(80%)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:06pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:06pm
#8
The Mega Man Killers decides to join the battle with Mighty.



quint punk enker ballade_alt Level 83 Energy 443/443 Attack 512 Defense 561 Speed 543
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:12pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:12pm
#9
Ena decides to join too

Level 79***
E: 10,000,000,000,000
A: XXX
D: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
S: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

X = Stronger than the highest (for a robot) more Xs means more powerful in that area
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:16pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:16pm
#10
The Genesis Unit decides to just fight each other.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:43pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:43pm
#11
Proto Man DS? changes his hand into a buster and fires off 2 erratic buster shots at Punk.

LV:5

Item: Corrupted Data

HP: 80/80*
ATK: 25*
DEF: 50*
SPD: 30*

???: (???/???)(80%)
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:52pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:52pm
#12
Enka uses Black Hole Bomb on Punk he is unable to move for ____ turns
L you choose
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j
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 12:55pm Edited on 2019/04/03 at 3:35pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 12:55pm Edited 2019/04/03 at 3:35pm
#13
Mighty messes up gravity, disorientating the Mega Man Killer(s? I thought the name for their fusion is in the singular)!

Mighty
Level
HP(very large number so it'll be in percentages for covenience) 100%
Attack 5×10^45
Defense 3×10^38
Speed 2×10^897
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 6:02pm Edited on 2019/04/03 at 6:07pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 6:02pm Edited 2019/04/03 at 6:07pm
#14
The Killers are disoriented!They summon sakugarne as backup!
Level 100 Health 200/200 Attack 700 Defense 200 Speed 1,000

Jevil attacks skull reaper with his scythe!
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Usurp
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 6:42pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 6:42pm
#15
Proto Man DS? spends a turn generating floating needles.

(5 Needles added to Item Pool)

LV:5

Item: Corrupted Data

HP: 80/80*
ATK: 25*
DEF: 50*
SPD: 30*

Pool: Needle(5)

???: (???/???)(80%)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 7:18pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 7:18pm
#16
A rip in space starts to appear!
The Letter L goes blade Man and tries to open it more!
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on April 3rd, 2019 at 8:25pm
Posted 2019/04/03 at 8:25pm
#17
Skull Reaper blocks the scythe with his own!

Yes, a rift in space! That should be our access to Timesplit 7! We just need to release a little bit more power, and it should open right up!
Also, it should create some alternates of the people native here to Universe 3, Tomline 2. So, more people to fight alongside us.
Wait, how can you be sure this'll create alternates of us?
Well, that moreso depends on the Reapers that made you I guess. That's the strange thing about alternates of us, some higher force always chooses whether or not it'll be the case for specific people.

Zeta Light uses Defense Blind! Skull Reaper's DEF is lowered!
Skull Reaper takes 94 Damage from Giga Blast!

Zeta Light
Level 10 | Health: 298/298 | ATK: 305 ^^ | DEF: 200 | SPD: 197

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Skull Reaper
Health: ???/??? | ATK: 338 | DEF: 407 | SPD: 265

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Beta Shadow has avoided the BFG and proceeds to launch Dark Fireballs at Aeon!

Say, Beta? I've been doing some thinking recently.
Delta Paradox fires a few Time Arrows at Beta Shadow, who dodges them.
Really? What was on your mind?
Beta Shadow summons Shadow Rain over Delta Paradox, who protects himself with a Clock Shield
Well, I'm going to be honest. I feel like I have been a much better hero than a villain.
Delta Paradox strikes Beta Shadow with Chrono Thunder, who gets back up and responds with a Tornado of Darkness.
In fact, I think I much rather enjoyed being on the good side instead of the side of evil.
Delta Paradox warps away from the Tornado of Darkness and punches Beta Shadow with the Fists of Time, basically punching Beta Shadow in the past, present, and future all at once.]{time}
I suppose what I'm trying to say here is... Well. I think instead of trying to take over this Multiverse, me and my friends should try to protect it instead.
Wait, was THAT your plan? Taking over everything? That's quite a bit cliche... Also, I thought you were going to try and destroy Universe 3 or the world or something.
Oh please, if I was going down THAT route I'd be just like K. Rool.
*Listening from a distance, after having dodged Alternate Aeon's attack* ...Hm.

So, what do you say after this whole "K. Rool" thing is over we form a team of our alternate selves to protect the Omniverse?
...Sure. I don't see why not.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 5:54am
Posted 2019/04/04 at 5:54am
#18
Jevil Summons NEO CHAOS!
The attack goes after everyone!

An explosion happens nearby!Seems like Doc Man and L are having too much fun....

Hey jackass!You're going to far L!
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Usurp
 
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 8:16am Edited on 2019/04/04 at 10:03am
Posted 2019/04/04 at 8:16am Edited 2019/04/04 at 10:03am
#19
Proto Man DS? is bombarded by the NEO CHAOS attack. PMDS? begins glitching before suddenly appearing in front of Jevil and fires off a freezing buster shot.

LV:5

Item: Corrupted Data

HP: 30/80*
ATK: 25*
DEF: 50*
SPD: 30*

Pool: Needle(5)

???: (???/???)(80%)
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TheCreativeEye
 
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Posted on April 4th, 2019 at 8:34am Edited on 2019/04/04 at 8:43am
Posted 2019/04/04 at 8:34am Edited 2019/04/04 at 8:43am
#20
Memesmith and Winston avoid the unspecified attack!
Whoa! Don't just use unspecified attacks like that!
Though it would probably barely even damage me

Winston proceeds to just stand there,
While Memesmith decides to use just literally smash them with the nokia 3310 hammer! on the MMKs

(ah right, I'll probably write the stats in my next post)
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