I won't be going back to sleep until the first week of April ends. I haven't been out in years, give me a break.
Also, I cannot die. So if anyone has an actual wish, I'd really like to grant it. I've been bored for centuries.
I cannot grant that. Too much paperwork, otherwise I get sued. What I CAN do is make a non-copyright version with the same powers but a different name. Would that work?
...I was thinking more of "the Infinite Glove", but sure. YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED!
Sorry, I'll call you again later.
Alright, so my wish is to make the wish core always grant it's wishes in a certain way that will damage its user.
Now my wish is to simply get a teleport to King K. Rool's base
Double-done. YOUR WISHES SHALL NOW BE GRANTED!
So, you fools managed to enter my base... However! If you truly think you've won, then you're wrong! The odds are STILL in my favor!
Great genie! I wish that everyone who is against me will Fade out of existence!
Woah-ho! Bold move, K. Rool. And while I'm not 100% ok with you trying to destroy us all, a wish is a wish, and I did say ANYONE...
Your wish shall now be granted!
It's too late for all of you! Your demise is near, now fade away into obscurity!
Well, darn. Unfortunately, the damage is still done. It'll take me a week to repair it. A wish on the genie would just be temporary, and a wish on the Wish Core as it is now would be harmful to my health. As such, I'll have to fix this on my own.
...That being said, *Yelling at his minions* YOU LAZY BUMS GET TO WORK!
Hm, fair point. However, that can't be said about Parallel Aeon, and as such... Genie, I wish for Trimarc to be BANNED from entering this universe!
Certainly.
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