Alright then, I've got an idea
Say, can this guy be defeated with weapons as powerful, or even slightly more powerful than SKULL REAPER's scythe?
CALM DOWN YOU IDIOT, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
*Ahem* As I was trying to say...
Look. I WAS hired to kill you, Collateral Aeon. BUT... You're working with the people who are enemies of my enemies... So I WON'T kill you.
However, due to my Assassin's Oath, I'm unable to leave the job until I'm payed... Fortunately, I have a plan.
I can use my powers to remove your soul, causing your body to APPEAR dead. And then, once I'm payed, I can return your soul to your body, you can get back to doing... whatever it is you were doing...
*Turns towards Enka* ...While I make up a plan to help you stop the guy who's trying to erase us all. You know, if YOU can
STOP BEING ANNOYING AND GETTING IN OTHER PEOPLE'S WAYS.
I DON'T want to get rid of all life in the Omniverse. I'm an ASSASSIN, if I kill literally everyone, I'd be out of the job.
Sure, I'm corrupted by Evil Energy, destroyed everyone in my world, and became an assassin who kills everyone I'm hired to do, and I've been killing Robot Masters to gain power...
...But at LEAST I'm not a homicidal maniac who wants to destroy LITERALLY EVERYTHING with the use of some core. THAT kind of monster is what you've been trying to stop all along, NOT me. And I can't HELP YOU with that until I'm done with this contract killing, which I can't be done with until I'm payed, which can't happen until YOU AND ZETA LIGHT ARE DEAD... Or until you decide to stick with my plan.
...So we can do this in a manner of which nobody gets hurt... Or you can just TRY to fight me, and inevitably DIE from an immortal being that can't die.
I'm afraid it's not that simple... I'll discuss details when EVERYONE is together, but first...
...You know what? It's going to go nowhere, so I'm just going to uh... tell Sargent Ghost I killed you without actually doing it, get payed, do some research... And THEN everything should be aligned.
...No. If I know the K. Rool of THIS Omniverse, which I do... He wants to destroy EVERYTHING- Destroy ME- out of pettiness.
Recall how in Donkey Kong 64, he wanted to destroy DK Island after many failures... Imagine him joining some form of Meme Organization of great evil, gaining the power to return from death in a new body every time he dies, getting beaten by a demon on a few occasions, and THEN that Meme Organization's leader became good, causing him to resent it and go rouge against it...
...Because that's basically what happened. And the worst part is, it's all MY fault. Had I realized what he was up to all this time, I would've stopped him long before he could begin with ANY of this.
This is the thing you wanted, correct?
...Yes... This is EXACTLY what I wanted! I already have my Wish Core, and the Blast-o-Matic 2.0 is almost complete... And now, Beta Shadow no longer has the means- or should I say memes- to stop me! Everything is FINALLY falling into place!
Yes, so... About my payment-
Ah, yes yes. I've been doing research on you Robot Masters... Apparently you accept Zenny as your currency? Well, here you are, a whopping 10,000 Zen-
Yes, yes, that's great, but uh... Could you perhaps pay me by... You know. NOT destroying the Omniverse?
...So, the Evil Energy-infected assassin wises up and decides to play the "good guy"? ...I'll have you know, that I have come TOO FAR to stop now!
Beta Shadow... He has turned too "goodie-goodie" for his own good... The man who hired me to corrupt the entire Omniverse with memes... Suddenly FREES himself from the Meme's corruptive touch, causing him to turn into the "hero of the Omniverse"... Which ruins MY evil reputation! So I'm going to ruin HIS by destroying the Omniverse he so DESPERATELY tries to protect!
You see this Universe in the portal, Skull Reaper? ...THIS is the Prime Universe, created by the Great Deity, Ageman20XX. EVERY Universe, EVERY Multiverse, EVERY Roleplay, Timeline, Tomline, Worldline, Dimension, and Chatroom... They ALL originated from here. ...With the Wish Core, I intend to have my Blast-o-Matic use it to make a laser powerful enough to wipe out the Prime Universe entirely, causing a chain reaction that will DESTROY the entire Omniverse!
You're... You're INSANE!
It takes one to know one, my friend... Now, take my 10,000 Zenny and get lost!
Fine, but just know this! I know where this base is... And I can warn EVERYONE AGAINST YOU of your whereabouts! As soon as I figure out a way to break the seal keeping your enemies out... We WILL stop you!
SILENCE, FOOL! To think those so-called Omniverse Protectors can stop me is foolish... Let them come! I'll be here, waiting to begin my Crocodile Cacophony... And PUT THEM ALL IN THEIR PLACE!
To destroy the universe,I'm afraid...
Is Skull Reaper going to help at all?Sounds like he might....anyways I am going to look for my friends again.............
Compass Man?Clock Men?Anybody?
I'd say our best bet to stop K. Rool is to prepare ourselves as much as possible... If Skull Reaper IS helping us, he'll tell us where K. Rool is when he returns from... Wherever he's at.
I'm going to go practice with this Ancient Shaggy Blade I got from the briefcase. The rest of you, feel free to prepare yourselves any way you see fit.
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