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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:13pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:13pm
#1
He teleported behind K.Rool and duplicate K.Rool to fight K.Rool.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:15pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:15pm
#2
Instead of fighting K. Rool, the K. Rool duplicate decides to fight alongside the actual K. Rool!

You fools have only made this fight harder for yourselves!

The original K. Rool punches Enka to deal 90,000 Damage while the duplicate K. Rool flies around on his helipack to drop Iron Barrels on top of Pirate Jones!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:19pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:19pm
#3
The Duplicate can’t change its mind He Slam Dunk’d K.Rool it did 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage he died he jumps off the ship and charges a spirit bomb.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 4:37pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 4:37pm
#4
Unfortunately, K. Rool is not dead!

It appears I've underestimated you... However... I still have one last trick up my non-existent sleeves!

Suddenly, K. Rool pulls out... NANI!? The WISH CORE!?

I have actually been watching the lot of you for a while now, so allow me to confess something... Yes, it was indeed I who hired Skull Reaper to kill GRAND NOVA and take the Wish Core! And soon, my ultimate plan to destroy the entire Omniverse will be fully prepared!
Unfortunately, you will not be alive to bear witness to my grand scheme... I'll have to finish this off now, even if it'll cost me a kidney!
Mighty Wish Core... I wish that the Souls of Pirate Jones, Enka, and the DOS robots are to be removed from their bodies and sent directly to the SKULL REAPER!

The Wish Core glows, and suddenly Enka, the DOS bots, and Pirate Jones have their Souls and consciousnesses ripped from their bodies and sent to the Skull Reaper's location!

*Pulls out a device and pushes a button, causing a portal to be created behind him.* It's great to be a king...

K. Rool leaves through the portal as it closes...
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 6:37pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 6:37pm
#5
I have a bad feeling right now...
Dark Mans radar goes nuts!

doc-robot ...Excuse us....we've picked up a huge dimensional shift...like someone used something with great power...

Doc Man leaves towards the meme hole,while L realizes a thing.

Wait....THE WISH CORE!

The Letter L follows Doc Man,Rockman shadow follows,but the killers stay behind.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 6:45pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 7:03pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 6:45pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 7:03pm
#6
Proto Man DS goes to pick an item out of the briefcase, but after Doc Man leaves for the meme hole, Proto Man DS follows behind The Letter L.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 7:27pm Edited on 2019/03/26 at 7:56pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 7:27pm Edited 2019/03/26 at 7:56pm
#7
Aeon is STILL searching for the 2nd Power Star. Feels like it's been a whole week since he started, too.
Meanwhile, Alternate Aeon has headed back to his home univer-

 Wait a sec, here the hell is the 4th Sol Needle!?

(SOL NEEDLES PROGERESS)
Alternate Aeon: 1st, 2nd (as weapon), 6th
Bass: 3rd, 4th, 5th
Meanwhile, Parallel Aeon 1 is trying to figure out how he's gonna beat Skull Reaper. After all, the ability to steal souls seems like an instant checkmate. There just seems to be no counter to it! Oh god, he can only IMAGINE how hard of a time Trimarc is having with solutions!
Meanwhile, Trimarc isn't even THINKING about solutions. He's too busy playing Cookie Clicker.
Meanwhile, Collateral Aeon finds a Super Water Star Field! Hopefully nobody will interrupt this time, though. That would be crappy.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on March 26th, 2019 at 7:32pm
Posted 2019/03/26 at 7:32pm
#8
Unfortunately, not that the Letter L and the others are already where K. Rool was, but K. Rool has already escaped with the Wish Core...
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THAT'S what you want to purify!? How on earth did you even think of the idea of even possibly BEING purified!?
Well, what DID you think I wanted the information for?
...I honestly thought you wanted to find a weakness against fauster or something...
Look, I don't want to resort to the Anti-Omni Meme, either. But every card we have against the guy with the Wish Core... We HAVE to have them at hand. Otherwise, all is lost.

Suddenly, a black blue speeds across the room, seemingly snatching something...

THAT'S why I wanted to find a way to purify it: That way, if I DO end up having to use it, I wouldn't be affected by its negative effect of Meme Corruption. But since we don't know how much time we have left to prepare, I-
Uh, Shadow? About the Anti-Omni Meme...
What?

Beta Shadow then looks down at his hands...

N-NANI!? The Anti-Omni Meme... It's gone!

Suddenly, a laugh is heard!

Well, well, well... I truly have to thank The Law for allowing me to move impossibly fast. Thanks to that, taking this object... The Anti-Omni Meme, was it? ...It's like taking souls from weak robots!
Give that back! Don't you realize that anyone who holds the Anti-Omni Meme becomes corrupted by power!?
Tsk, tsk... How naive your words be, Beta Shadow...
...I'm already corrupt.
Wait, STOP!

The Skull Reaper vanishes with the Anti-Omni Meme!

Oh geez, what have I done...? This does NOT bode well.
Later, somewhere unknown in Worldline 5...

HAH! That mission was too easy! ...And since I saw that Dark Man working together with that Letter L he hired me to kill, I believe that means he doesn't want L dead right now... Which means all I have left in my agenda before I can reap more Souls is to kill off Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light!
...Hm? What's this?

Suddenly, the souls of Pirate Jones, Enka, and the DOS Bots have appeared before Skull Reaper!

Souls for me...? How odd... Hm...

Skull Reaper absorbs the Soul of Pirate Jones! However...

Hm, you two... You're with the Letter L and Beta Shadow, now aren't you? ...Today's your lucky day.
You see, I'm not EXACTLY interested in reaping your souls... Though you are a powerful bunch, and I would most definitely become FAR stronger... I'm much more intrigued by the rabbit hole you and your little friends are digging...
...Clearly, the hit on GRAND NOVA, the mission to steal the Anti-Omni Meme, the hit on Collateral Aeon and Zeta Light... They're all connected, aren't they?
...I shall return you to your bodies. In exchange, you will tell me EXACTLY what's going on around here... Have we got a deal?

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Skull Reaper's Status
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 2:39am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 2:39am
#9
Enka stole his Wish Core and broke it.

What is a Wish Core anyway?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 9:17am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 9:17am
#10
...ANYWAY.

Collateral Aeon deciedes to fight whatever is in the Super Water Star Field!
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 9:47am Edited on 2019/03/27 at 10:05am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 9:47am Edited 2019/03/27 at 10:05am
#11
Mighty finally picks a deck of magical meme cards, some Beta Shades™ and a not-at-all-memey Transformation Catalyst.
That's not very memey. How'd that get in-
Wait, did Enka just bre-
Oh no.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 10:32am Edited on 2019/03/27 at 10:41am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 10:32am Edited 2019/03/27 at 10:41am
#12
I know it looks bad. It's intentional for a later part of the story. You're kidding, right? Please tel-ll me he didn't actually br-br-break it. If he really did, then at least please tell me th-that it wa-was an acci-ci-dent.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 11:52am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 11:52am
#13
I just have one question:

If you soul was taken, then how was the Wish Core broken?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 11:55am
Posted 2019/03/27 at 11:55am
#14
I'm confused,The souls of the dos bots and enka are with skull reaper,they aren't in there bodies,and no one else is around.Skull reaper doesn't even have the Wilshire,and breaking it is either A.Impossible B.Would destroy everything or C.do both
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:00pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:00pm
#15
Ok I get I'm confusing you all.

He's what happen Enka was able to steal the Wish Core and break it.
While some of the power from Grand Nova (If BS will allow me) is inside Enka.

He is someone in the universe unable to be seen.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:04pm Edited on 2019/03/27 at 12:08pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:04pm Edited 2019/03/27 at 12:08pm
#16
I understand that Enka stole the Wish Core, but if his soul was stolen by that Skull Reaper, then how can Enka move let alone steal?
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:10pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:10pm
#17
Plus k rool is gone,no one knows where he is
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Usurp
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:14pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:14pm
#18
I hate being dumb, but if Skull Reaper didn't have the Wish Core, then what energy did Enka absorb?
I know I'm asking alot of questions, but I'm honestly confused.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:14pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:14pm
#19
@Portal Man : That's not how souls work, you know.

Parallel Aeon has a theory, and it involves starforce. If he, or someone else, can gather as much starforce as Skull Reaper, they might have a chance against Skull Reaper.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on March 27th, 2019 at 12:15pm
Posted 2019/03/27 at 12:15pm
#20
He can't absorb it if he can't move,and yes he went trough a portal,but no one knows where it leads
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