LETS GO!I FINALLY GET TO BE A PIRATE!
ARGHHHHHH!
That ship... It cannot be...!
It be... This be his dreaded ship... He must be somewhere around here, trying to find the treasure before we do!
If he so much as looks as our treasure captain,I'll gut him like a fish!
Hey aren't you getting a little too into this...
Ye don't understand... This ship be known as the Gangplank Galleon, the ship of me eternal rivals, the dreaded King K. Rool and the Kremling Krew.
Ye see, I ain't be no ordinary Pirate... I be an Interdimensional Pirate. I traverse the entire multiverse, looking for the greatest treasures in all the land... One such treasure included a Golden Banana that was being held captive by the Kremling Krew.
...That was when I realized that as soon as King K. Rool has a grudge against ye, it be eternal.
K. Rool be a dangerous scallywag. One moment, he be stealing yer treasures, the next he be blowing up yer entire homeland with a giant laser! And for me, he been attacking me n' me crew for years!
...Recently, however, he has gotten an invitation to Smash, and was a member of some Meming Organization... Haven't seen him since, but I've been hearing many tales...
In fact, some say that he be immortal... And every time ye kill him, he always comes back in a new body... And recently, they've been saying that he left the Meming Organization due to the leader of that organization changing from Evil to Good.
In any case, if what the tales hold be true, he's FAR more powerful than when I last faced him... They say he's been fighting some powerful demon called fauster or somethin'...
Doesn't help the fact that he's also a meme, which are more powerful down here in the Memehole...
Well alright, this might be a little bit confusing, but here it is notheless
So, not sure how much time, but pretty long ago, In another multiverse, me, Winston and
have been created as three powerful guardians to protect three different places of a universe (aka cool mysterious places with powerful artifacts in them) from unwanted visitors, yeah seems pretty cool, well, when you have lunch breaks, if we ever let someone in or escaped those places ourselves, we are basically deleted from the universe. I don't really know why, the creator(s) must have had some logic problems, so you just kind of sit there and wait for someone else to decapitate, boring as heck. Anyway, fast forward a millennia or something, some shady-dressed individual offers us a way to get out of the place. We accpet the offer of course, because those places were extremely boring. And yes we got freedom, but somehow, maybe through mental matrix hacking, we all now have an urge to destroy, or to be correct, absorb the universe (don't ask me how that works). We all meet up and decide to, instead of just ambushing every galaxy and solar system, power up ourselves to instantly consume the entire universe by collecting artifacts. And we succeed, as absurd as it may sound, we turn the universe into a sandwich and split it in three, eat our parts and gain a GIANT amount of power, after which we split and haven't seen each other in a very, very long time, and as I know the two of us, me and Winston, have been cured of the roboenza thing, but I have no idea what happened to the other one.
Alright gentlemen, we have arrived at the Memesmith's workshop!
Ah yes, Winston, even though I have been planning on killing you, I've got your order done
That, I'd say, is pretty nice.
I have ordered these to help us on our omniverse-saving quest, feel free to take any of those, I paid for them already.
They must be somewhere here in the memehole... Come on, we must beat K. Rool to the Golden Meme™ and get it before he does!
That K rool will never get past my laser trident!
Sorry to break it to you but that names taken...
ohh...
Alright, let's see... Oh! Some Pickle Rick Hand Grenades! I might make use of these.
Hm, some Hot Mixtape Shurikens... I suppose they don't need to make sense to be powerful.
Heck yeah! Got me an Electrified Banhammer! This should come in handy!
What kind of weapon did you get, Beta?
...
...Beta?
...I shall wield this blade in the name of your honor... Master Shaggy.
...We should, uh... Probably pick a few weapons out for the others.
Huh? Oh, uh, good idea.
Hey,so Wily is gone apparently?And I'm incredibly worried...
Oh lord...say,why don't you killers fuse with L,just in case Wily arrives?
How about....
Much better,and Rockman,I'm afraid we can't let you in,you aren't KILLER enough.
...I feel as if I'm not needed,so I'll just go get my cohorts instead...
Alright, whoever-you-are, we can either make this a thief-off, or you can just explain to us who you are, why you want the weapons, and why we should let you have these weapons that are the keys to saving the Omniverse- including yourself, mind you- from utter destruction.
Oh, I'm nobody you need to know much about. Though, I DO go by the name Ali Tachyos.
See, my gimmick is that I'm fast as *REGGAE'D*, boi, and that my design incorporates pretty much every Swift-type bot in existence.
Though, they couldn't incorporate Quick man into my design, but that's beside the point.
I have arrived here to make my gang known as the villians of U1T2 early on, and to leave a lasting impression. Besides, not like whoever's trying to blow up the omniverse can jump tomlines or anything.
Also, if you're wondering how we got here, our boss can create portals to and from a special haven in the Void which serves as our base.
Ok, so you explained #1 and #2. Now explain #3: WHY should I let you walk away?
By the way, it won't matter where you jump to. If the MMRPG Omniverse is destroyed, YOU will fade away too. EVERYONE connected to the MMRPG Omniverse will fade away. And don't say you aren't connected to it, because the mere fact you're here proves otherwise. So unless you don't want your little "evil team" to be ANNIHILATED, you'll give those weapons back at once. Because if you don't, then I'll be the one to annihilate you before the one who's trying to destroy us all does.
Alright, uhh, I think we can settle this peacefully
Ali Tachyos, if you help us save the omniverse you're also a part of, you can take the weapons you want
Hey!
But if you don't Delta Paradox does what he does.
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