Sure, I'm up for some exposition and lore-building.
That's odd... Not a lot of people in this Universe. Maybe I'll find something or someone if I keep looking...
...I, Eta Cosmic, will try my best to find something in this universe to help in the battle against Skull Reaper and his mysterious employer!
Hm, an Earth Star Field... If I find the Super Earth Fusion Star in this location, I might be able to send that over to Collateral Aeon...
You know. Because I'm NOT collecting those. I'm focusing on the Alpha Seeds, nothing else. Don't try to push this plotline onto me, RSB.
Oh God a Mafia Boss!
YARR! Who dares to board upon me ship uninvited!?
I be captain Pirates Jones! That's right, Jones, as in DAVY JONES! Now, explain why ye are on me ship!
Well... You see the ship is a going into a MemeHole so don't mind me just seeing what's there.
Of COURSE me ship is goin' in the Memehole! I be on a quest to find the legendary Golden Meme™... Once I have it in me hand n' hook, I'll be the richest pirate in all the land!
Hm... Normally, I'd punish people who board me ship uninvited by forcing them to work for me for all of eternity... But Memes be a powerful and dangerous sort... As such, I could use the extra muscle.
If ye don't want to be trapped as me swashbuckler for the rest of yer natural or artificial life, ye must assist me in obtaining the Golden Meme™. Once it be mine, I'll let ye go. Do ye agree?
A pirate man recolor ey?I've heard about Pirate Men...you use explosives correct?I could go with working with you,2 explosives having fun!Plus I can try and get rid of this meme hole before it causes anymore problems...
I have no idea of what a Golden Meme is...
Really Dyna he wants something from there he never said anything about getting rid of it. Anyway I have some weapon for explosives my favorite is this
The Golden Meme™ be... Well, exactly that, a meme made out of 100% pure gold. He who holds the Golden Meme™ is considered to be the richest man in all the land!
But the Golden Meme™ be illusive... It can only be found in memeholes such as this. It be every pirate's dream to add it to their treasury... And soon, that pirate shall be me, Captain Pirate Jones!
So no, I shall not let this memehole be removed... Not until I get me hands on that Golden Meme™! As soon as it be mine, ye can do whatever with it. But first... ADVENTURE AWAITS!
That was I was saying,after we get you your memes,I destroy it.And Enka,I use Dynamite for whatever reason you ask,its in the name,DYNA man
Ah, yes, me arsenal of explosives, always comes in handy when me trusty cutlass doesn't exactly cut it, no pun intended. I hold just about every Explode-core weapon in me database, as well as every Water-core weapon too. Of course, me favorite is me trademarked Remote Mines!
...Oh, and also this:
That, me hearties, is me most powerful weapon: me Plasma Blunderbuss! At it's max power, even the strongest of robots have their upper halves be incinerated! I even use it to punish crew members who dare try to pull a mutiny on me!
That reminds me, don't pull a mutiny on me.
Pirate can we go now all we're doing is chatting let's enter the Memehole
Oh yeah,I have a friend who is water core,I'll go get him
Yeah, about that...
...We be already here. Welcome... To the Memehole!
Shall we be going?
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