Hmm this absurd a talking sun and much of werid robot desing roaiming around
*Sigh* what this absurdness i am looking,an talking sun whaT nExt
Uh what you babling about it,yea there werid talking sun but why u sound familiar..
WHaT you LoKin at wanna fite me
*Sighs*Why does this happen always to me
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
We need to try and do something actually helpful for christ sakes!
Who cares about that?I MUST STAY THE STRONGEST ROBOT
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Jeez man you going to blow somone to smitters with the bombs
Ah i remeberd now you sliced me IN HALF when we fought
Wait you Crash man or who ever had short temper
*grrr*Now you get it
STOP MOVING SO FAST AND LET ME END YOU!
Ah man now a letter L is attacking me SERIOUSLY
hey m8 not cool wut the actual
did u ned 2 ter of ma rof 4
Look, I know the introduction is rude, but I gotta find someone who knows the Ancient Language™ and hasn't collected any plot artifacts.
ye i fit bof dos catamagorys m6 wats it 2 u
...I need to gather the power stars so I can take down the GRAND NOVA of Universe 3.
boi hell no
w8 wat u doin w/ ur i's
LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SH*T. I HAVE HAULED A** ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE A PARALLEL UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOUR DUMBA** RUN-DOWN WISH-GRANTING ENTITY THAT RUNS OFF YOUR AGING TECHNOLOGY HAS DECIDED TO NUKE THE UNIVERSE HE'S IN. THEREFORE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE DECIDES TO SH*T ALL OVER THIS ONE AS WELL. AND THEN, AFTER I LEARN ABOUT THIS, I COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT ACCESS ARK IS THE ONLY P**S-STAINED SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HECC WE HAVE AGAINST HIM. SO I DECIDE TO HEAD TO THAT ONE SHRINE THAT SUPPOSEDLY HAS ALL THE INFO ON ANCIENT TECH™, ONLY FOR IT TO HAVE BEEN F*CKED UP BY SOME A**HOLE, AND THEN WHEN I FIND A SURVIVOR WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE WHEREABOUTS, IT GETS F*CKED UP EVEN FURTHER BY SAID A**HOLE! THEN, AFTER I FIX THE GUY WITH CRAZY DIAMOND, IT TURNS OUT I WAS IN THE WRONG F*CKING PLACE AT THE WRONG F*CKING TIME! THEN AFTER I FINALLY FIND NIZUADUNO, A FOUR-HEADED RHINO-DRAGON A**HOLE DECIDES TO RUIN MY DAY EVEN FURHTER BY HITTING ME WITH FIREBALLS, THUS REQUIRING ME TO SNEAK OFF WHILST SOME OTHER SH*TSTAINS DEAL WITH IT, AND NOW THERE'S A F*CKING SANDSTORM ON THE PLANET! IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO MY TERMS, YOU WILL PERSONALLY BE THE ONE WHO F*CK OVER THIS ENTIRE F*ING UNIVERSE, AND AFTER GRAND NOVA F*CKS THIS PLACE OVER, I WILL PERSONALLY TEAR OUT ALL OF YOUR F*CKING EYEBALLS AND BLEND THEM WITH YOUR S***, AND THEN FORCEFEED YOU MY RENDITION OF A S*** SUNDAE, WITH A SIDE OF FRIES, WITH YOUR BLOOD AS THE KETCHUP!! GOT IT, YOU A**CLOWN!?
alrite
dood u don need 2 git triggrd ovr it
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Well then, it seems like we have successfully placed it to sleep. Let's finish it off while we have the chance.
Hold on now, Shadow, let's not be too hasty... I'm actually kinda curious as to what kind of nightmares a wild creature like this has... I want to know exactly what it fears the most.
You can't be serious... *Sigh* Fine, whatever. Just don't spend too much time with this, we have more important things to do.
...
Yeah I can see why this was a lame idea.
This whole trip has honestly been worthless. Let's go to Universe 2, maybe there's something more worthwhile over there.
Well, see you around, random robot who got here somehow and kinda resembles the letter L for whatever reason!
I don't think this place has any information on Emperor Wily, but at the very least I might get something useful from here...
I feel like someone followed us here...
Even if it did, it is of no concern to us. If we don't attack them, they might not attack us.
Got it, Shadow?
Funny, not once do I remember a moment when I asked to be patronized during the mission.
Funny, the way I remember it, you certainly asked for EXACTLY that back when you went against orders and attacked an ENTIRE TOWN FOR NO REASON.
THIS AGAIN!? For your information, I am a Pokemon of DESTRUCTION! WAY moreso than that bacon-bird could EVER be! If I want to destroy an entire city population, then I'm going to
ing do it!
Besides, I ended up finding him that way, didn't I?
Yeah, then we brutally lost to him.
First off, that was just our first battle with him.
And second off, that is all besides the point!
No, that is directly on the point.
You are a loose cannon, Shadow. You are ALWAYS going against my orders, and it always ends up ruining everything!
That's because you ALWAYS act like you are better than you actually are! I shouldn't listen to the orders of someone who boasts about themselves because a purple, miscolored FREAK is stronger than you!
HE IS NOT STRONGER THAN ME! I AM A LEGENDARY BEING, AND HE'S NO MORE THAN A LOW-CLASS WANNABE WRETCH! AND A GENETIC FREAK TO BOOT, THE LOWEST OF THE LOW! AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE'S STRONGER THAN ME OR ANY OTHER LEGENDARY, LET ALONE FEAR HIM THE SAME WAY THE OTHER LEGENDARIES AND MYTHICALS DO!
NOW look who's getting off-topic.
Shut up, you are in NO permission to speak, Mr. "I'm-The-World's-Most-Powerful-Pokemon-Because-I-Touched-A-
ing-Stone"! If there's anyone with an ego too big for their non-existent breeches, it's YOU! You may THINK you are the strongest there is, when all along you only got your power from Mew's DNA and a stone of dark energy. YOU. ARE. AN. UNORIGINAL. HACK.
Uh, guys, don't you think we should-
CAN IT, NULL!
YOU PIECE OF SH*T WE NEED TO GO AFTER THEM NOW FISH FINS!
I must be the STRONGEST ROBOT
Look fish fins,it is rare I get angry...BUT YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!I WILL AND CAN SLICE YOU IN HALF,WE HAVE THE DAME GOD DAMN GOAL...now,help us find those creatures
damn...
....TREBLE!...lets go...
es to hear it.
At least I'm not some creep who spies on people's dreams for a living!
Well at least I have a hobby!
I DO have a hobby, it's called destroying things!
Yeah, and ruining missions apparently!
Well gee, then maybe I shouldn't be on these missions! Maybe you would be better off without me, what with the DRAGON I HELPED YOU KILL!
We never killed the dragon, we left it in its worst nightmares!
Oh, yeah, that's right! Because you decided it was a good idea to leave it alive so that you wouldn't have to deal with Fairyland!
...I, uh... Don't know who you are, Mr. Disembodied Voice, but uh... Thanks, I guess? Might be useful... Maybe...
Don't, uh... Don't worry about them. They kinda do this every week... They'll stop eventually... Maybe...
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