Aeon starts looking around the place, oblivious to the prescense of what totally isn't Dar-

HOLY WHAT THE IS THAT ING THING!?

At the same time he said that, an orange, four-headed beast roared at him, one head after another!



The Ancient Norez then starts shooting fireballs at Aeon, which he doesn't have time to dodge and gets burned!

A dragon, huh? ...Let's see how well this dragon can fair against Ice!

The totally-not-familiar Freeze Man-Crystal Man hyrbid launches a beam of ice at the dragon!

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Meanwhile, Alpha Miser appears in Universe 3, Tomline 1 (which, as a reminder, has been revived by GRAND NOVA upon regaining his Endless Power) to search for a way to restore the frozen time in certain areas where Beta Miser originally took the Super Gears...

...Seriously, if all the Super Gears were removed, time in this world should've came to a complete halt... How is it that this world's time still flow normally?
Hm... Perhaps a secret is held... Possibly in the Clockwork Castle they originated from...
But how am I supposed to know where that is...?
...
I think I probably know who might know a thing or two, and I think I know how I'm going to get their attention... But I'm not going to like how.

*Ahem*
You eat vegtable soup at the bottom of the ocean

Turns out this dragon is RESISTANT to ice! It then tries to electro-tackle the totally-not-familiar FM-CM Hypbrid!

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Suddenly, a giant laser is fired at Alpha Miser!

The FM-CM Hybrid then uses psychic powers to stop the dragon mid-flight!

Hmph! Too easy... I've faced things FAR more threatening than this... Away with you!

The hybrid then YEETS the dragon towards the nearest mountain with his psychic prowess!

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Alpha Miser avoids the giant laser at precisely the right time before it could hit him!

Ah, good... Now I've got your attention... All I need to do now is calm you down, I'm sure.

Salty.exe YEETS the Freeze Man to the Small Island

Mighty smells a grudge against himself.
Ooh, that doesn't smell good... I feel I should prepare myself for whatever's coming.

He's right Salty.exe came in with a Time Stopper then an Ice Slasher

Ancient Norez then splits into four, SMALLER dragons! Also, they all start shooting electric beams that connect to one another, and arrange themselves so that the orange guy is stuck in the middle, and then they start moving faster and faster in ways that would be tricky to avoid!

Ok, so there is a complication: Apparently the Orange Guy is both surrounded by Ancient Norez while also being thrown across the galaxy to the small island Salty.exe made.

...I don't think the Ancient Norez can travel across space that fast. Or at all for that matter. So, solution: Salty.exe has officially made a split timeline: One where the hybrid is on the island fighting Salty.exe, and one where Salty.exe is fighting Mighty and the hybrid is fighting the Ancient Norez. These timelines will respectively be called Timeline 2 and the Core Universe.

Of course, I could've just ignored it straight out. But I have had enough experience to know I shouldn't, otherwise I and everyone else here would not hear the end of it.

I also should bring up that Parallel Aeon 1 and Trimarc were also fighting Salty.exe before they decided to, for no reason, leave the battle and throw the hybrid to the exact point where the fight was taking place. (Seriously, I know this is supposed to be "absurd" and all, but get your priorities straight like everyone else has. It's just going to confuse people otherwise.) I have decided that (unless Trimarc is connected to Universe 1, Timeline 1/the Core Universe) they will not have alternates in Timeline 2 since they aren't connected to the universe (mostly to avoid the convoluted name of "Parallel Aeon 1 2"). Whether or not they'll remain in the Core Universe or be transferred to Timeline 2 I will leave to Rotom.

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CORE TIMELINE

The Not-Obvious-Who-He-Actually-Is Skull Man attacks the Ancient Norez with balls of shadow energy!

I think I could've handled it myself, thank you very much.
Yeah, no you weren't. Don't forget we're supposed to be a team.
Hmph! I'll have it known that I never agreed to such!
I hate to break it to you, but uh...
You kinda... Did?
...
...Whatever.

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TIMELINE 2

The Beta Shadow of Timeline 2 is suddenly warped away by a mysterious force!

...Listen here, you freak. You'd better have a good reason for bringing me here while I was busy fighting a dragon that could've possibly been a cooler fight and a better challenge than you would ever be.

The Ancient Norez simply dodges and counters by ramming into the Skull Man!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet...

Alright, managed to get that thing off my back. Better find someone else, quickly.

Like I said Before Salty.exe comes out at random the skull man (the white and blue) got 360 turn scope snipe and died

THE END

The Skull Man avoids the ramming!

Hmph. Nice try, dumb! You're lucky we don't know any of those pathetic Fairy-Type moves!
YOU'RE the dumb. Haven't you forgotten already how differently battles work outside our world?
Hm... Maybe it's a Charizard!
And then the stupidity spreads... It looks nothing LIKE a Charizard!
No no, I mean it's probably a Fire-Type that just LOOKS like a dragon!
...So what you're saying is it is probably weak to water attacks?
Hm... Probably not. It seems to be capable of firing electricity, so perhaps it's resistant to water... Perhaps a Rock-Type move would be more sufficient?
True... It DID split apart upon being slammed into a mountain.
That's because I'm too bad for my own good.
...Whatever you say, pal.

The FM-CM Hybrid uses his psychic powers to hold down the Ancient Norez whilst the Skull Man uses Rock Slide on them all! (And yes, this proves once and for all that these are basically Pokemon in robotic suits. Not that it wasn't obvious to begin with.)

The Ancient Norez heads take some significant damage, but they aren't weak against the attack. They then decide to move to the corners of the screen and pass a fireball over to each other in an attempt to hit their enemy!

Since they didn't care about Salty.exe he uses Proto Strike with a better fire rate to destroy the dragons or whatever so he came finally Destroy the two

Parallel Aeon simply slaps Salty.EXE before he can attack the Ancient Norez.

Still here, you know.

He then uses the forbidden ability Attack Slow and lowers Salty.EXE's attack!

Really Salty.exe Slaps him that he crys like a 1 year old
Salty use attack Boost and Uninstall to remove all of Parallel Aeon attacks

Suddenly, Salty.exe's attempt to use Attack Boost and Uninstall were erased from the timeline!

My, what an annoying pest you are... No wonder Alpha Miser hates you.

Suddenly, Parallel Beta Shadow appears!

I suppose I'll have to deal with the likes of you.

Suddenly, Salty.exe is warped across time with no escape, with some kind of Anti-Big Bang happening to the point in time they reached!

Welcome... to the End of Time!

The attack deals ∞x10 Damage, annihilating Salty.exe! And due to Salty.exe being trapped in that point in time, there is no escape!

Parallel Aeon erases the time in which that happens, and the Uninstall ends up flying somewhere else! Besiudes, Parallel Aeon 1 and Trimarc are immune to Uninstall, anyhow! Also, Parallel Aeon 1 uses an ability that's totally not the Power Gear, and uses a powered-up version of Bright Burst!

*T̕E̷͟M̸P̧͘͡ÓRA̵L A̛N͝O͝MA͏͜L̢͜Y̴ D͢ĘT͝E̛͜C͝T͜ED.̴͢ ͘͢ ҉̶T̷̀H̀͢͠E̴ ̸T̕E̴X̸͏͝T͟ ́HAS͘ ̢̨͘B̕E҉E͢Ǹ ͏̛S͟͞T̶͡I̶̛R͡͏C̨̀͠K̴̶҉EŅ̢.҉*

Oh hey, Miser. Didn't see ya there. I thought I had erased time on accident, but it turns out it was YOUR doing. So let me guess, you pulled a Gold Experience Requiem on him?
...What the is Gold Experience Requiem?
Sorry, it's just that most of us Gameemists also happen to be Jojo fans.
U WOT M8? I'll have you know that Gameem has NOTHING on Dhankon, and all evidence points to my theory being true!
Do you even KNOW how dumb Dhankon looks!? He's literally just an eye with limbs!
Says the same person who worships a GLOWING BALL WITH WINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN ATTATCHED.
SAYS THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A DARKER VERSION OF BALLADE.
SAYS THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A YELLOW VERSION OF BALLADE WITHOUT THE COOL HORN THINGS!
(???:) IAZG NAC U PZL HUST UP MI TNYIR 2 PELS.

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Meanwhile, in the Translation Sub-universe...

(???:) GAIZ CAN U PLZ SHUT UP IM TRYIN 2 SLEP.

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And then the two Aeons shut up.

Sorry Times does nother to Salty.exe THAT'S NO GOOD
Salty.exe powers up by using every single thing that powers the user up and he use
SUPER SALTY BLITZ Totally Original

He dashes across the world a (Infinity-1) MPNS and he will obliterate anything he touches and the Two were too stupid to get out the way and there's no escape because he duplicated himself so there's 9999999999999999999999999999999 clones
NS= Nanosecond

...You know what, no.

Parallel Beta Shadow warps everyone on the planet (except for Ancient Norez and Salty.exe) to the timeline he created when he tried to throw the Hybrid to his island, and places a seal on the timeline so Salty couldn't enter it. Then he proceeded to combine the alternates of everyone he warped (save for Aeon and his alternates) with each other so that there wouldn't be two of everyone.

There. Hopefully that's the last we see of that pest.