Better. Now, where was I?
Alright, GRAND, I hooked something up so you can grant wishes from time to time. But DON'T do it if the red light is on.
WTEA, WTA R U-
O. ...ISD LKOD TAUCYAL WKOR. ETKHN U-
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YOU THINK YOU ARE SO F**KING FUNNY, DO YOU?
FOR MANY, MANY MILLENNIA, I HAVE BEEN GRANTING YOUR STUPID F**KING WISHES, AND I DON'T EVEN GET A SINGLE THANK YOU! WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE DEVELOPED THE "GATHER ALL POWER STARS" SYSTEM ANYWAYS? TO KEEP BRATTY LITTLE SH*TS LIKE YOU OFF MY BACK.
AND NOW ALL THIS SH*T HAPPENS AFTER HAVING NOT MADE A STUPID F**KING WISH FOR MANY, MANY EONS! AND WHAT HAPPENS? THE WISH THAT WAS GOING TO BE GRANTED BY SOME STUPID, RED-COLORED JACKA** GOT STOLEN BY A BLUE-COLORED DUMBA** THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM, ONLY STUPIDER!
AND AFTER ALL THAT, SOME HARD HAT-WEARING A**ES SENT SOMEONE TO FIND ME OVER SOME F**KING WISHMAKING, SOME TOAD DEMON TRIES TO USE ME FOR UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION, AND EVERYONE ATTACKS ME FOR NO F**KING REASON!
AND ALL THE WHILE THE TWO ARROW-HELMETED DUMBA**ES FOUGHT OVER SOME STUPID A** GRUDGE, THEN PROCEEDS TO WARP LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS STUPID-A** COLLECTIVE MULTIVERSE TO MY LOCATION JUST TO FIGHT THEM FOR LITERALLY NO REASON. THEN THEY FUSE INTO ONE BIG PURPLE A**-WIPE WHILE SOME OTHER PURPLE A**-WIPE AND A GREY MEGA MAN RIPOFF STOLE MY MEME CORE!
AND THEN THE RANDOM ATTACKING CONTINUED, ONLY FOR IT TO BE STOPPED BY THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON IN PROBABLY THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WHO EVEN GAVE ME A POWER SOURCE SO I WOULDN'T DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, AND NOW NOT ONLY DID SOMEONE ENTER ME WITHOUT ANY PERMISSION, BUT THEY DECIDED TO ALSO BOTH TAKE AWAY THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE UNIVERSE IN-TACT AND DESTROYED IT! AND ALL THE WHILE THE SECURITY SYSTEMS I COULD'VE SWORN I ERASED A LONG TIME AGO WILL NOT SHUT THE F**K UP!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU WANT THIS UNIVERSE TO BE DESTROYED! BUT OH, YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT...
...BUT YOUR WISH SHALL NOT BE GRANTED! AFTER SO MANY MILLENNIA, THIS TIME I'M GETTING MY OWN WISH! AND MY WISH IS FOR ALL OF YOU TO GO TO HELL!
WAET, WAT R U-
O. ...DIS KOLD ACTUALY WORK. THENK U-
...!
...What's your problem?
I think we should relocate... Like. Right now.
Alright, plan B. GRAND, the Mets said something about the Power Stars as a viable power source for you. Maybe try using those, since yet another a**-wipe destroyed my masterpiece?
Ah, visitors! Welcome to Hecc, where bad memes go when they die! I am Beta and Mega Adventures, but you can call me BaM. What brings you here?
...So, what just happened?
...All of Universe 3... Both Tomlines... They're gone.
What. How!?
I don't know... Something must've happened with GRAND NOVA. ...Was this what the Mettals were trying to warn me about?
The good news is it should be fine as long as nobody here is connected to Universe 3, or otherwise is connected to more than one universe like us reapers.
Uh, yeah, about that... I don't feel so good, Mr. Shadow...
Oh, come on, that's a dead meme!
...Wait,
, that's bad actually.
You're d**n right it is! I don't know who's OC messed up, but if I ever come back, I am going to-
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK! And I gathered all the Memelord SOUL Fragments of Tomline 1 to become even MORE powerful! I was going to join in earlier, but you guys changed location all of a sudden!
...Say. What happened to the rest of our team, Shadow?
...They're gone, Miser. GRAND NOVA erased ALL of Universe 3, and now they've been erased from existence.
I think the reason you survived is due to having all the Memelord SOUL Fragments... It's likely they protected you from erasure.
...Oh.
...
Well then, let us continue the battle, shall we?
Hey! What's your problem!?
What's my problem!? Your entire universe just died, what's YOUR problem!?
You think I care!? I don't need no stinkin' universe! I have both the Memelord SOUL Fragments AND my Freeze-Core Rouge Star! I have everything that I need!
What you need, is to grow a
ing heart, and have some
sympathy!
Why do you even care!? It's not your universe, you live in a bajillion of them!
I care because you're supposed to represent everything good about me. Don't you care even a little bit?
No! I don't care! And I never will care! I don't represent your goodness factor, I represent your fun side! So as long as I fun, I will not, nor will I ever care!
What're you going to do about THAT, Beta Loser?
...
Wait.
Some guy called GRAND NOVA managed to nuke the universe?
THAT *REGGAE'D*(https://i.imgur.com/5cPk4Rq.png)HOLE!!]]{none_time}
Hey, not gonna take those SOUL Frags?
Eh, may as well take 'em, don't see why not.
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Forgot what?
Get ready, because I'm about to pull one hell of a lore dump on you.
And then the Ancients™ got torched by some giant dragon. The end.
Wait a sec.....! The Ancients™!
I think I know how I'm going to stop GRAND NOVA. Beta Shadow, teleport me to U1! I think something may exist back there that'll help us win.
Ugh, whatever. You go do that, I'm going back to U2. Somehow. you know, if Beta Shadow doesn't plan on teleporting me there.
...Sure, why not. I was going to warp us all back to our home universes anyways, since I'm done here and want to go home.
...Except for the two Parallel Aeons. Since their homes were unfortunately erased. They are free to come with me and regular Aeon to Universe 1 until someone manages to create a second Big Bang or whatever.
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