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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Posted on February 23rd, 2019 at 4:00am
Posted 2019/02/23 at 4:00am
#1
The Earth is nowhere near everything what's happening, so whatever. Also, @Hyper Bass, don't double post.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on February 24th, 2019 at 4:29am
Posted 2019/02/24 at 4:29am
#2
Collateral Aeon, who isn't cool enough to have his own sprite yet, starts trying to track down the next Alpha Seed.
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Posted on February 24th, 2019 at 8:24am
Posted 2019/02/24 at 8:24am
#3
metal-man_alt9I'm bored of looking like a Metal Man knockoff.

Mighty explodes and his ashes reassemble into a new body.

Better. Now, where was I?

Mighty attaches the Everything Dynamo to GRAND NOVA.
Now, the dynamo will generate energy which GRAND NOVA can use to grant wishes. it'll generate enough energy every 3 pages, otherwise wishes can't be granted.

Alright, GRAND, I hooked something up so you can grant wishes from time to time. But DON'T do it if the red light is on.
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Yoshi2021
 
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Posted on February 24th, 2019 at 7:45pm
Posted 2019/02/24 at 7:45pm
#4
@Hyper Bass : Stahp double posting.


Yoshi steals the Everything Dynamo.
Now, the dynamo will no longer generate energy which GRAND NOVA can use to grant wishes.
Yoshi destroys the Everything Dynamo.
"Why would you need this thing anyways?"
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on February 24th, 2019 at 7:53pm
Posted 2019/02/24 at 7:53pm
#5
WTEA, WTA R U-

The Everything Dynamo has been planted.

O. ...ISD LKOD TAUCYAL WKOR. ETKHN U-

...And just like that, Yoshi took it.

...
YOU THINK YOU ARE SO F**KING FUNNY, DO YOU?
FOR MANY, MANY MILLENNIA, I HAVE BEEN GRANTING YOUR STUPID F**KING WISHES, AND I DON'T EVEN GET A SINGLE THANK YOU! WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE DEVELOPED THE "GATHER ALL POWER STARS" SYSTEM ANYWAYS? TO KEEP BRATTY LITTLE SH*TS LIKE YOU OFF MY BACK.
AND NOW ALL THIS SH*T HAPPENS AFTER HAVING NOT MADE A STUPID F**KING WISH FOR MANY, MANY EONS! AND WHAT HAPPENS? THE WISH THAT WAS GOING TO BE GRANTED BY SOME STUPID, RED-COLORED JACKA** GOT STOLEN BY A BLUE-COLORED DUMBA** THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM, ONLY STUPIDER!
AND AFTER ALL THAT, SOME HARD HAT-WEARING A**ES SENT SOMEONE TO FIND ME OVER SOME F**KING WISHMAKING, SOME TOAD DEMON TRIES TO USE ME FOR UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION, AND EVERYONE ATTACKS ME FOR NO F**KING REASON!
AND ALL THE WHILE THE TWO ARROW-HELMETED DUMBA**ES FOUGHT OVER SOME STUPID A** GRUDGE, THEN PROCEEDS TO WARP LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS STUPID-A** COLLECTIVE MULTIVERSE TO MY LOCATION JUST TO FIGHT THEM FOR LITERALLY NO REASON. THEN THEY FUSE INTO ONE BIG PURPLE A**-WIPE WHILE SOME OTHER PURPLE A**-WIPE AND A GREY MEGA MAN RIPOFF STOLE MY MEME CORE!
AND THEN THE RANDOM ATTACKING CONTINUED, ONLY FOR IT TO BE STOPPED BY THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON IN PROBABLY THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WHO EVEN GAVE ME A POWER SOURCE SO I WOULDN'T DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, AND NOW NOT ONLY DID SOMEONE ENTER ME WITHOUT ANY PERMISSION, BUT THEY DECIDED TO ALSO BOTH TAKE AWAY THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE UNIVERSE IN-TACT AND DESTROYED IT! AND ALL THE WHILE THE SECURITY SYSTEMS I COULD'VE SWORN I ERASED A LONG TIME AGO WILL NOT SHUT THE F**K UP!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU WANT THIS UNIVERSE TO BE DESTROYED! BUT OH, YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT...
...BUT YOUR WISH SHALL NOT BE GRANTED! AFTER SO MANY MILLENNIA, THIS TIME I'M GETTING MY OWN WISH! AND MY WISH IS FOR ALL OF YOU TO GO TO HELL!

Suddenly, GRAND NOVA begins to glow...!
WAET, WAT R U-

The Everything Dynamo has been planted.

O. ...DIS KOLD ACTUALY WORK. THENK U-

...And just like that, Yoshi took it. And you know the rest, so translation ends here.
Suddenly, the entirety of the Sub-Dimension begins to shake...!

...!
...What's your problem?
I think we should relocate... Like. Right now.

Beta Shadow suddenly warps everyone off into a different Sub-Timeline, this time connecting to Worldline 5, as the Sub-Timeline connected to Universe 3, Tomline 2 begins to dissolve! And it seems all of Universe 3, be it Tomline 1 or Tomline 2, doesn't have much time left...
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Snivymaster1337
 
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Posted on February 24th, 2019 at 9:48pm Edited on 2019/02/25 at 12:35am
Posted 2019/02/24 at 9:48pm Edited 2019/02/25 at 12:35am
#6
Suddenly, out of a vortex, coming from another set of forums, Wood Man 3.0 came out!
Wood Man 3.0 appeared!
Wood Man 3.0 pulls out a map.
The map is showing directions to a 5 star resort.
Wood Man 3.0 is baffled!
Wood Man 3.0 put a Nice Shield on himself.
Wood Man 3.0 went to sleep.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 5:56am
Posted 2019/02/25 at 5:56am
#7
Toad Satan: DAMN IT
HE FINALLY F*CKING DID IT AND I COULDN'T BE THERE.Now I STILL have to live in a dumb world of memes...
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 7:56am Edited on 2019/02/25 at 8:01am
Posted 2019/02/25 at 7:56am Edited 2019/02/25 at 8:01am
#8
Alright, plan B. GRAND, the Mets said something about the Power Stars as a viable power source for you. Maybe try using those, since yet another a**-wipe destroyed my masterpiece?
...Oh wait, he's doing the sans reference thing again. Time to run.

Mighty scrams from the compromised universe into his own pocket dimension, leaving GRAND with the aforementioned piece of advice...
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 9:37am
Posted 2019/02/25 at 9:37am
#9
An onyx-colored figure chose to remain behind. It plants a strange capsule inside GRAND NOVA then proceeds to jump to the new Universe.
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 2:34pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 2:34pm
#10
Mighty decides to peek out back as Universe 3...

Mighty sees the gates of hell opening in the half-destroyed universe.

Mighty tries to save all the characters Ben and Snivymaster mentioned and brings them to his pocket dimension to not die.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 3:11pm Edited on 2019/02/25 at 4:17pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 3:11pm Edited 2019/02/25 at 4:17pm
#11
Unfortunately, it's already too late. The strange capsule is destroyed along with all of Universe 3 (except for GRAND NOVA himself) is destroyed!

...GRAND NOVA then sits in the silence of the empty void to ponder on Mighty's advice...

Meanwhile, with Universe 3 sacrificed, GRAND NOVA's wish comes true, and everyone who witnessed GRAND NOVA causing the end of said universe to the literal depths of Hecc (which somehow survived, and what GRAND NOVA was meant to say but worded it wrong out of frustration), where they are greeted by the Devil itself... the Beta and Mega comics!

Ah, visitors! Welcome to Hecc, where bad memes go when they die! I am Beta and Mega Adventures, but you can call me BaM. What brings you here?
...So, what just happened?
...All of Universe 3... Both Tomlines... They're gone.
What. How!?
I don't know... Something must've happened with GRAND NOVA. ...Was this what the Mettals were trying to warn me about?
The good news is it should be fine as long as nobody here is connected to Universe 3, or otherwise is connected to more than one universe like us reapers.
Uh, yeah, about that... I don't feel so good, Mr. Shadow...

Suddenly, Parallel Beta Shadow is erased from existence!

Oh, come on, that's a dead meme!
...Wait, , that's bad actually.
You're d**n right it is! I don't know who's OC messed up, but if I ever come back, I am going to-

Alpha Miser also fades out of existence, along with anyone who happens to have existed solely in any Tomline of Universe 3!

However, Beta Miser suddenly returns!

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK! And I gathered all the Memelord SOUL Fragments of Tomline 1 to become even MORE powerful! I was going to join in earlier, but you guys changed location all of a sudden!
...Say. What happened to the rest of our team, Shadow?
...They're gone, Miser. GRAND NOVA erased ALL of Universe 3, and now they've been erased from existence.
I think the reason you survived is due to having all the Memelord SOUL Fragments... It's likely they protected you from erasure.
...Oh.
...
Well then, let us continue the battle, shall we?

Beta Miser summons forth the Robbie Rotten army!
Beta Shadow instantly destroys it!

Hey! What's your problem!?
What's my problem!? Your entire universe just died, what's YOUR problem!?
You think I care!? I don't need no stinkin' universe! I have both the Memelord SOUL Fragments AND my Freeze-Core Rouge Star! I have everything that I need!
What you need, is to grow a ing heart, and have some sympathy!
Why do you even care!? It's not your universe, you live in a bajillion of them!
I care because you're supposed to represent everything good about me. Don't you care even a little bit?
No! I don't care! And I never will care! I don't represent your goodness factor, I represent your fun side! So as long as I fun, I will not, nor will I ever care!
What're you going to do about THAT, Beta Loser?
It was at this moment Beta Miser knew, he *REGGAE'd*ed up. ...

Beta Shadow vaporizes Beta Miser. Apparently, the Memelord SOUL Fragments doesn't protect the holder from being erased from existence by their own reaper. The Memelord SOUL Fragments, however, remain due to not being of Beta Shadow's creation.
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 6:25pm Edited on 2019/02/25 at 8:00pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 6:25pm Edited 2019/02/25 at 8:00pm
#12
Imgur Wait.
Imgur Some guy called GRAND NOVA managed to nuke the universe?
[Imgur THAT *REGGAE'D*(https://i.imgur.com/5cPk4Rq.png)HOLE!!]]{none_time}
Imgur Hey, not gonna take those SOUL Frags?
Imgur Eh, may as well take 'em, don't see why not.

Parallel Aeon 1 tries to grab one of the Memelord SOUL Fragments from Tomline 1, when suddenly...!

nature-core PLZ GIT RIDA ALL UR SOOPAH GEARS 2 CONTINYOU.
Imgur Wait, what?
Imgur Oh yeah, I forgot.
Imgur Forgot what?
Imgur Get ready, because I'm about to pull one hell of a lore dump on you.

Anyway, I've been doing research on things that could beat someone with all 7 Super Gears, and found out about these things called Memelord SOUL Fragments. Long ago, a race which I'm going to all the Ancients™, were one of the greatest empires, despite living on one of the most heccish planets. See, the Ancients™ created lots of cool stuff. You know, things like clockwork stars, weapons designed to repel stuff that look like they'd come out of your worst nightmares, things like that. However, even the Ancient Empire™ had its fair share of enemies. One of these was a super-powerful rebellious, Ancient™ sorcerer called the Memelord. See, the Memelord had access to VERY dank magic, qhich gave him abilities that made even marvelous stuff like Ancient Technology™ powerless against him, since even the Ancients™ can't kill memes. In other words, the Memelord was basically a one-Ancient™ army since the technology didn't exist to stop his meme-y ways. That is, until a scientist discovered the Clockwork Castle on another planet.

There were 7 gears, and when that scientist took the gears, time started freezing. However, he was able to get the hecc out of there with the gears. These gears had the power to combat the Memelord, but only slightly. The Ancients™, however, would find a way to make the gears even STRONGER. Through blood, sweat and tears, they were able to make artificial versions of these gears called the Super Gears! Each one had a unique ability related to time. Well, most of them, at least. Also, as a security measure, the Ancients™ made it impossible for someone with even a single strand of the Memelord's DNA couldn't use their power. This is why you can't collect Memelord SOUL Fragments if you have a Super Gear, and vice versa. Anyway, a hero used the Super Gears to siphon the Memelord's magic and contain it in the High-Quality Core, making him just a normal guy who spouts memes occasionally. Later, the Ancients™ had one of their clockwork stars destroy the Memelord's SOUL, breaking it into 14 fragments. THEN the Ancients™ decided to just toss the Super Gears down to Earth and hope time unfroze there. And it did. However, the Memelord's SOUL's fragments eventually became more and more resistant to the Super Gears' effects, to the point where if the Memelord were somehow be fixed entirely, his magic would be too dank to siphon, and he'd be able to combat the Super Gears.


Imgur And then the Ancients™ got torched by some giant dragon. The end.
Imgur Wait a sec.....! The Ancients™!
Imgur I think I know how I'm going to stop GRAND NOVA. Beta Shadow, teleport me to U1! I think something may exist back there that'll help us win.
Imgur Ugh, whatever. You go do that, I'm going back to U2. Somehow. you know, if Beta Shadow doesn't plan on teleporting me there.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 8:02pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 8:02pm
#13
...Sure, why not. I was going to warp us all back to our home universes anyways, since I'm done here and want to go home.
...Except for the two Parallel Aeons. Since their homes were unfortunately erased. They are free to come with me and regular Aeon to Universe 1 until someone manages to create a second Big Bang or whatever.

Beta Shadow warps all the Aeons to their home universe, leaving behind a portal to Universe 1 for the Parallels in case they wish to take up on Shadow's offer, be it for their plans to stop GRAND NOVA or not.
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 8:17pm Edited on 2019/02/25 at 8:23pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 8:17pm Edited 2019/02/25 at 8:23pm
#14
Aeon starts to look for the place that the Met who mentioned Nova was at.
Alternate Aeon checks the statuses of the remaining Sol Needles.
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 10:08pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 10:08pm
#15
Bass: Oh Well Great, I Stuck Here With You #@$%#$'S
And I Lost My Adapter Because of Dynamo
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Posted on February 25th, 2019 at 10:19pm Edited on 2019/02/25 at 10:25pm
Posted 2019/02/25 at 10:19pm Edited 2019/02/25 at 10:25pm
#16
The capsule mentioned on Page 28 breaks, causing a sinister purple smoke to rise from it.

Meanwhile the Mets, confused by the rapid teleportation, decide to find the home base of this universe so they can regroup with the Mets of this universe.
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 2:28am
Posted 2019/02/26 at 2:28am
#17
Mighty turns on some kind of multiverse monitor so he can monitor GRAND NOVA's status.
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Usurp
 
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 9:11am
Posted 2019/02/26 at 9:11am
#18
The purple smoke goes thru one of GRAND NOVA's ventilation shafts...
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 3:10pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 3:10pm
#19
Mighty makes a nice, relaxing flying island with comfy seating inside his barebones pocket dimension and sets down Wood Man 3.0 to sleep on a flower bed.
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on February 26th, 2019 at 3:27pm
Posted 2019/02/26 at 3:27pm
#20
Toad Satan decides to beat the shit outta Wood Man 3.0,Blade Man trying to stop him
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