HA HA HA, YES! AT LONG LAST, I GET TO COMPLETE MY MISSION TO-
You...
Dirty. Stuck-Up. Sadistic. Idiot Soup-Eating, Icicle-Sucking, Frost-Biting, Trash-Smelling, Star-Grabbing, Ice Cream-Licking, Beer-Drinking, Dog-Napping, Ice-Loving, Nerve-Touching, Cow-Tipping, Moronic! Spineless! Heartless! Mindless! Senseless! Throat-Choking! Spit-Gargling! Flip-Offing! Dumb-Faced! Sheep-Herding! Foot-Kissing! Self-Centered! Eye-Puking! Person-Shoving! Idiocy-Spitting! Ice-Gathering! Big-Nosed! Cat-Slapping! Life-Screwing! Bean-Eating! Fart-Clouding! Ghost-Busting! Bad-Tasting! Bubble-Blowing! Head-Spinning! Wish-Snatching! Back-Handing! Donkey-Handling! Meme-Spewing! Shameless-Plugging! OPPORTUNITY-GRABBING! UNCIRCUMCISED! DUMPSTER-DIVING! HORN-HONKING! SEWAGE-SWIMMING! LOUD-MUNCHING! TRASHBAG! CRIME-BITING! CARNIVOROUS! MAIL-ORDER WISH-MAKING IMBECILE!
YOU STOLE MY WISH! THAT TEARS IT, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR A**!
...OW! So you wanna piece of me, eh?
HOW IN THE ACTUAL
AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND THE MIDDLE OF THE UNIVERSE*!?
Don't thank me. Let's just go.
Quick, get in there!
Phew, that was dumb. Then again, that is the point of this entire world-line, so...
Hey, Slime Golem! Stop it... wait.... what am I doi--
--o! No! I refuse!
Oh no, not this darn tra--
...Did an explosion just almost occu-
Perhaps use it to not try and distract us.
Yeah, we don't need any distractions!
Finally, we can be important again.
Did somebody order a pummeling?
Want fries with that?
Hey, for being such good pals, I'll give you a discount...
Two for the price of one!
We understand what we just did.
Owowow! Hey! What did I do to you!?
I did not ask for your help! Nor would I ever request such help from the likes of OCs like you.
THIS IS OUR FIGHT, NOT YOURS! NOW STAY OUT OF IT!
I can't say for this buffoon, but indeed, you are my worst enemy. You ALL are. And I mean worst literally, for in my eyes, you are all GARBAGE. For you are lazy, unoriginal and terrible OCs. Your mere PRESENCE sickens me to my stomach, each and every single one of you! For you dare to call yourselves "original" when you're ALL just blatant copies of what actually IS original. I do not hold ANY OC, good or bad, in lower regards.
Your end cannot come soon enough, however... For I must PUNISH this fool- this so-called version of myself- for interfering with my plans for his own SELFISH and rather IDIOTIC needs.
I am tired of your kind interrupting our battle. BEGONE!
Oh wow, what a wide range that warp had. You must be mad, huh?
...Mad? You... Had the NERVE... The AUDACITY... THE ___ D**N B***S... TO STEAL MY WISH... OVER SOME STUPID STAR TO FREEZE THE WORLD FOR LITERALLY NO REASON... And you think I am MAD!?
OF COURSE I AM MAD! I AM P***ED! LIVID! FRUSTRATED! NOT A SINGLE WORD IN THE ENTIRE D**N ENGLISH DICTIONARY COULD EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FURIOUS I AM AT YOU RIGHT NOW! I WAS SO CLOSE! AN INDESTRUCTIBLE BODY, THE INABILITY TO HAVE ANY REAPER OR OC CREATOR STOPPING ME FROM WIPING THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE...
THE KEY TO RIDDING THE ENTIRE OMNIVERSE OF THESE TERRIBLE FAN CHARACTERS THAT ARE COMPLETELY TERRIBLE, CRINGY, AND UNORIGINAL, ALL PUSHED ASIDE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY!
YOU RUINED MY MISSION FOR YOUR OWN, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS ENTIRELY POINTLESS AND NOT EVEN RELEVANT ANYMORE BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE! IT'S JANUARY! YOU! SHOULDN'T! EVEN! BE! RELEVANT!
BUT HERE YOU ARE, STILL ALIVE AND KICKING, AND TRYING TO DO YOUR LITTLE IRRELEVANT MISSION THAT NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT, PUSHING ASIDE LITERALLY EVERYTHING I HAVE BEEN WORKING UP TO, WHEN I WAS SO! CLOSE!
And you... DARE... Ask me if I am mad about it? OF COURSE I'M MAD ABOUT IT YOU ICE-OBSESSED PIECE OF SH*T! It's actually a good thing that your glasses will always bring you back, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO F**KING LOVE DESTROYING YOU OVER AND OVER!
...
Wow, calm down. It's just a prank, bro!
I AM SICK OF YOUR SH*T!
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