Oh, look. That thing is back.
Well, I have nothing better to do.
Finally. No thanks to that stupid announcer voice-text-thing, I finally repaired my oven.
I'm not going to start that whole joke up again, though. I'm pretty sure that meme is dead.
Now, what else was on my To-Do List... 1. Troll with Alternate Aeon. Check. 2. Steal one of the Sol Needles so that Alternate Aeon couldn't get them all. ...A bit of a failure, but check. ...2 1/2. Fix Oven. Check.
...Oh yeah, I need to get some milk. Don't know why I need milk, but I think Reaper's just having problems coming up with a plot.
*Just pretend he doesn't have the helmet* *Avoids the Met* Ok...? And the point to it all was...?
What, just because I lost armor, it means I'm defenseless? Oh, no no no. In fact, I never even needed it.
It's all just for style! Since you're a magic cloud of magnetic properties, I wouldn't expect of you to understand sty-
...
To be fair, I both seen and had that coming.
Well, I got the milk. So let's see what else is on this...
To-do... List...
...You know what?
THIS TO-DO LIST! I didn't even NEED to troll that Aeon! I didn't even NEED that Sol Needle! I didn't even NEED that oven, I don't even know where I got it!
For
sake, I even got MILK! I don't need this
ing Milk, nobody on my team even DRINKS Milk! *Tosses the Milk into an alternate dimension*
What I actually need to do is find a new power source so that I could actually defeat Beta Man and his idiot friends! But with those Omega Trees now Saplings, I have no way to collect Omega Stones!
And everything else here is extremely finite! Most of them are just 7 in number! I'm not looking for an infinite supply, sure, but there's too little of it! And besides, getting them would just attract everyone else who's looking for them, and I don't want any 3rd Parties getting into my universe- especially those of THIS caliber- unless it's to my own benefit.
But with EVERY SECOND I AM HERE I am WASTING MY
ING TIME! It's not like some new power source is going to come out of nowhere and hit me in the back of my head.
Ow! What the
just hit m-
...Hm?
...
...Hahahaha...
...
Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!
Ha-ha! I am alive again!
And it's all thanks to my Magic, Indestructible-With-No-Exceptions-Even-If-The-Destruction-Has-No-Exceptions Glasses that revives me with no exceptions, even if the way of destruction has no exceptions!
It's truly helpful since it has no exceptions, even if that way of destruction has no exceptions.
...Hm, for whatever reason, time in this universe didn't freeze over.
But no matter! I can still freeze the entire world! And I'll start by-
...Using whatever this thing is.
...
Huzzah! Emergis Exmortis!
...Finally.
...Hm?
...Revived by milk... Typical.
But no matter... I, Alpha Miser, have a mission...
With this strange object of ice cold energy, I can build a device that will FREEZE THE ENTIRE WORLD! I shall call it the Freeze-o-Tron!
...So he's still collecting those so-called "Memelord SOUL Fragments".
...Why does he- and all his alternates- even hunt down these things? For power? ...They're just so much like that "Rotom" character their reaper ALSO created.
They didn't even bother to sprite the character at all... Which is extremely lazy. The only characters he has with actual mugshots are Rotom- a recolor of his species- and Adagio- a Mega Man edit who looks suspiciously similar to Deoxys...
...These "OCs" are all like this, even with my own Reaper... Either lazily designed, power-hungry and greedy, or both. ...This is why they all must be destroyed.
And soon enough...
...I will have the means of doing so.
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