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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 11:43am Edited on 2018/12/15 at 12:03pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 11:43am Edited 2018/12/15 at 12:03pm
#1
(Paralel Aeon:) Wait.
(Paralel Aeon:) Some guy named Celestial absorbed a Super Gear?
(Paralel Aeon:) THAT *REGGAE'D*HOLE!!
(Paralel Aeon:) Oh, and Miser, you think you're clever with manipulation? Well guess what?

Paralel Aeon then Erases time and grabs Beta Miser's 3 gears! Sure, Beta Miser may be immune to frozen time, but he can't be immune to something that isn't there!

(Paralel Aeon:) BOOM! Now you have no way to resist the planet's paralysis. Meanwhile, since I have 5, I can do what you just explained, erase time, and even REVERSE time, all with no adverse effects! Now I am the most powerful being, and there's nothing you can do about it, AND as a safety measure, I can simply rewind time to when this fiasco started, head to Clockwork Castle, place 5 of the Super Gears there, take 2 more Super Gears, place THOSE in Clockwork Castle, grab the past equivalents of the OTHER super gears, and STILL have my new abilities!


(Paralel Aeon:) tl;dr, Miser, congrats. YOU PLAYED YOURSEL- Ooh, another Super Gear!

Paralel Aeon grabs Paralel Proteon's Gear and teleports away!
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 12:02pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 12:05pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 12:02pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 12:05pm
#2
What about the fact that Parallel Protoeon stole a gear before Parallel Aeon stole it? TIME PARADOX!!!
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 12:55pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 12:55pm
#3
What about the fact that Parallel Aeon could Erase Time?
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:28pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:39pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:28pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:39pm
#4
Parallel Protoeon: WHAT!? My gear has been stolen! I have a gear trick up my sleeve!
Using his upgraded Ultra Eon Buster, he blasts Parallel Aeon before he can react and drops the 6 gears! He got the six gears.
Parallel Protoeon: Yes! I'm the most powerful being of the multiverse! I will defeat that jewel gear thief and then I'll have all of the Super Gears! Also, I will avenge my fallen real self! Smell ya later, loser! Teleports away and goes after Celestial.
Since Parallel Protoeon has six gears, he has the power to freeze, stop, and reverse time, has near-infinty power, and once he gets the final gear, he will transform into a very powerful being.
proto-man_alt9 jewel-man
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:39pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:41pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:39pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:41pm
#5
Aeon is FINALLY done charging the attack, and blasts Beta Shadow with it!
Alternate Aeon goes over to wherever Ninja Ghost just HAPPENS to be at, and sets up a PK Shield Omega on himself just in case.
Parallel Aeon had already predicted that would happen, and had already teleported away!
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:42pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:48pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:42pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:48pm
#6
Beta Shadow opens an extremely large portal in front of him, of which the blast follows.
Nah.
Looking for your Sol Needle? Well, TOO BAD! I already pulled it! And I even brought it to my home universe, of which you are not able to enter! So you can't get all the Sol Needles anymore! HOW ABOUT THA-
*Suddenly, Darkrai appears from a Dark Void-like Portal with the Sol Needle!*
Alright, here are some ground rules, Ghost. I will let you stay in my place until you finish that "personal dimension" of yours, but you will NOT just stick your wherever you want. It's my home, and you will not treat it as your own personal Storage Unit.
Darkrai shoves the Sol Needle into Ghost's hands and leaves.
...How about I give this to you for... say, 5 Zenny, and we never speak of this again. Sound good?
*Suddenly, a portal opens up behind Beta Miser!*
I may not be able to resist it, but I can still escape it! So long, suckers! HA HA HA-

*Aeon's blast comes through the portal, destroying Beta Miser!*
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:43pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:45pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:43pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:45pm
#7
Parallel Protoeon has caused a time paradox and the event never happened in the first place. It was caused by his Evil Core.
proto-man_alt9
During the paradox, Parallel Protoeon got the final gear and transform him into... OMEGA PARALLEL PROTOEON!
Omega Parallel Protoeon: Yes, my transformation is compete! Now I can be any type I wish and completely invincible! I love my power to cause time paradoxes! Teleports away before the heroes have time to react.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:48pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:55pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:48pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:55pm
#8
Parallel Aeon still teleported out with all 6 gears. Last time I heard, Parallel Proteon couldn't just time travel easily. However, when he lands, the immense shock from Aeon's blast causes him to fly right into a tree! The shockwave also causes the Tomline to split, creating a second tomline where Parallel Characters are called "Parallel (character name here) 2", and the ones from the first, where Aeon retains the Super Gears, are called "Parallel (character name here) 1"!

(Paralel Aeon 1:) Where the *REGGAE'D* did THAT come from!?
(Paralel Aeon 2:) Where the *REGGAE'D* did THAT come from!?
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:50pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 1:54pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:50pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 1:54pm
#9
Omega Parallel Protoeon: TIME PARADOX!
WARNING: HE REVERSED TIME!
What about Protoeon's fate? Did he survive or did he die?

@RotomSlashBlast : Omega Parallel Protoeon send him flying.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:56pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:56pm
#10
Omega Parallel Protoeon: A split?! That won't work! Merges the timelines together.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:58pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:58pm
#11
The tomlines can't be merged by any means regardless of literally anything ever. Also, they're called TOMlines.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 1:59pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 2:01pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 1:59pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 2:01pm
#12
Omega Parallel Protoeon (2nd tomline): But what if I did since I have the Super Gears! Tomlines merged, even though it was said it was impossible.
Problem, Aeon?
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 2:04pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 2:08pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 2:04pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 2:08pm
#13
Alternate Aeon suddenly attacks Ninja Ghost with PK Hax Gamma!
Parallel Aeon 1 is keeping the tomlines unmerged!
(Parallel Aeon 2:) Sorry, what are you trying to say? I can't hear you over the fact that your jimmies sound very rustled.
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 2:07pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 2:07pm
#14
Omega Parallel Protoeon 2 keeps the tomlines merged and kicks both Parallel Aeons away to prevent anymore trouble.
Parallel Protoeon 1 comes in.
Parallel Protoeon 1: What are you doing?
Omega Parallel Protoeon (Parallel Protoeon 2): Keeping the tomlines merged!
Protoeons: Help... us.....
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 2:12pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 2:12pm
#15
(Parallel Aeon 1:) Not gonna happen.

Parallel Aeon 1 suddenly warps over to Parallel Tomline 2 and slaps Omega Parallel Proteon in the face! Since Parallel Aeon ALSO has 6 Super Gears, both of their "infinte power" stuff cancel each other out, allowing the slap to connect!

(Parallel Aeon 1:) Stop it.
(Parallel Aeon 1:) Get some help.

Parallel Aeon 1 then travels back to Parallel Tomline 1, keeping the tomlines unmerged!
Parallel Aeon 1 suddenly warps over to Parallel Tomline 2 and slaps Omega Parallel Proteon in the face! Since Parallel Aeon 1 ALSO has 6 Super Gears, both of their "infinte power" stuff cancel each other out, allowing the slap to connect!

(Parallel Aeon 1:) Stop it.
(Parallel Aeon 1:) Get some help.

Parallel Aeon 1 then travels back to Parallel Tomline 1, leaving Parralel Aeon 2 to ponder what the hell just happened, when suddenly, the Azelf from before comes out of nowhere, in a brand-spanking new tank, which is TWICE as powerful as last time!

Parallel Azelf 2: I'm back, *REGGAE'D*es!
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 2:22pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 2:22pm
#16
Omega Parallel Protoeon: I HAD ENOUGH!!! I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 2:52pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 2:52pm
#17
Ninja Ghost is rekt, dropping the Sol Needle
Hey Aeon. You might want to jump into the large portal that still exists for some reason. I think someone's trying to remove you from existence in that world.
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 3:37pm Edited on 2018/12/15 at 3:38pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 3:37pm Edited 2018/12/15 at 3:38pm
#18
The seocnd Sol Needle was already pulled however, and when a needle is pulled, it stays pulled.
Parallel Aeon 1 simply stays there, knowing he can't be erased from existence.
Parallel Aeon 2 takes advantage of the situation and gets the hell out of there!
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P. Eon
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 3:39pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 3:39pm
#19
Protoeon, Parallel Protoeon and Omega Parallel Protoeon now team up to stop Aeon, Beta Miser, and there Parallel/Alt selves.
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Beta Skull
 
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Posted on December 15th, 2018 at 3:54pm
Posted 2018/12/15 at 3:54pm
#20
Beta Shadow decides to stay away from Protoeon's and his alternate selves' shenanigans. Not that he was doing anything worth stopping... Or anything at all for that matter.
Ninja Ghost is not an alternate of Beta Miser/Shadow, so he should be safe from Protoeon's wrath. Not that it helps him against Alternate Aeon, he's still knocked out from that.

As for the Sol Needle... Yes, it's already been pulled, but that doesn't stop Alternate Aeon from having it anyways. When I said "dropped", I'm using it in a more RPG manner.

And as for Alternate Beta Shadow... Yeah, he cannot be stopped because he no longer exists. And he can't be brought back, either, because frankly I don't care. Alternate Beta Shadow serves no purpose and wasn't even meant to be in this roleplay to begin with, I just involved him to just be rid of him.
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