I WILLL KILL YOU! *Slams the Obsidian at Matthew's Body armor* Ha-AHHHHHHH! *punches matthew with tons of punches*
You son of a-Whatever...I still have my Last resort, which I wanted to save for later, but Oh well... *summons a Ender Chest* *grabs a long horn like object* GRAH-EHAT-JAJGHH-AAAAAAAA-OOOOOHOOHHOHOOH-JAJAAJAJAKAKAKAKAKAKAK-EEEEEE-YAYAYRYAAGAFAJAUGHAIGAH-AHHHHHAAAA-YEEEEEE..HA! *20 Ender Dragons fly into the arena* HAHAHAHAH! FEEL THE POWER OF A TRUE ENDER MAN! EEEE-HAAAA! *jumps on to the largest Ender-Dragon* NOW! MY FRIENDS! KILL THE ORANGE COPY ROBOT! *all of the ender-dragons ram into Matthew and fire Ender-acid* HAHAHAH!
Pfft, *teleports 1000 feet in the sky*
Uh, guys, Matthew attacked 20 Ender Dragons. Doesn't that count as breaking the laws of robotics?
Actually, as it turns out, all those Ender Dragons are robots themselves. Ender Dragons don't actually exist, but to create such a huge group of robots for a use of one robot master... the man has ought to be crazier than Wily, and that's saying something.
I'm just glad I didn't sign up to fight.
Hmph. I didn't sign up because this would be a waste of my powers.
Hey, who are you, anyways?
I'd rather keep my identity a secret, but don't worry, I'm not with those "Mysterious Force" people. If you want to know, I have the power to use the powers of the stars to heal myself and attack people, as well as the power to create dimensional portals only on a full moon, and a strange ability... well, people call it strange, but they're there.
What do you mean? Who's there?
I like to call them the "Players", kinda like Deadpool from Marvel.
Hmph. If he was alive, you would've gotten along with HWN-003. He, too, has this strange sort of "ability" as he called it, but I just think he's half crazy.
Yeah, I know him... *Whispering to Ninja Man* They're still alive, you know. Meet me behind the stadium after the battle.
*teleports back down near matthew* Haha! This is my chance...! *blows tons Ender-Acid on Matthew (Ender acid: Powerful acid that's 20 times stronger than Human Stomach acid)* Oh wait! *grabs Matthew's metool helmet and burns it* Haha, now... *continues to breath Acid on Matthew*
Wait, what, uhhh, *teleports to Matthew..?* Stop doing that! Arghh! *Breathes more Acid on Matthew*
Wait, thats, uh, not even, just, *siiigh* Really? *looks around for Matthew* Ah there you are! *teleports to Matthew* Will you stop with the Childish shenanigans?!?! *breathes Ender Acid on the REAL Matthew*
did you tp between dimensions?]{explode-type}
What did I just tell you! Stop with with these foolish tricks! You little child! I will kill you! *Uses portal to the Dimension where Matthew is, hopefully, this time, the real one, :L *Looks for Matthew again* Ugh, there you are, you little brat! *fire even more Ender-Acid at Matthew*
*calls sheep man while running* hey can you tp a bunch of beds here?
You do even realise how easy to break beds are, correct? *Fires Multiple Acid shots at all of the beds, and they all break*
*it is realised that matthew used 4th wall break*
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