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I don't care if you're some "Memelord", I have never, ever, met anybody with either such a lack of perception or common sense. This entire time you've only voiced three sentences, and you already want to make me tell you even less! Your incompetence is actually more painful than these things all over us!
Don't you think you're taking things a little too far?
Comparing myself to a random guy who came here, attacked all of us and is trying to look for someone for his own selfish reasons rather than any good of all things.... no. I'd say I've kept things to a sound medium.
Watch and learn, Black Sugar Gang! This is what happens when you mess with Wario and his belongings!
Ugh, a little backup here?
Just who do you think you are, trespassing on our property? You oughta be taught a lesson!
Woo! Too slow, you guys!
(...I'm guessing this is one of them, too.)
So, this is the best you all could do? Disappointing. Maybe I'll get a real fight somewhere else around here.
Yeah, I I know him. Hadou Man*. For a while he was a sparring partner of mine, though this behavior is unbecoming of him. From what I've seen, he usually keeps to himself, but won't hesitate to defend others.
Then either this is how he really is...
(...Or something's wrong with him. What do we do?)
I can handle him on my own. You guys just focus on the other ones.
Blimey! What brutish fellow would do such a thing? Non-consensual kidnapping? Unacceptable.
I have half a mind to find that conniving that troublesome scamp and tell them a thing or two what for.
Me?! But what'd I do? What would he want to do with me?
What would... He... want to do with...
Who is he? The guy's trying to capture us, and I don't think he cares much about the condition we're in, either.
Huh? Okay, uh...
NooffensebutwhoareyouIkindahavenoideabythewaymynameisWandaI'mafairythatresidesinsomerandomfarawayforest.
Might be a no-brainer question but where am I? to keep a long story short, I don't think I'm quite from around here.
I hope you know that I have several questions regarding what's happening.
Half of them you will likely have no answer for, but nonetheless.
Here ya go! The sooner we get to tracking this place the better! It's pounding time, alright!
Should we be running?
Ugh, okay, first, WHAT!?
Second, THE
!?
Damn... how the hell did you get so strong?
I think a more appropriate question would be: How do I stop myself from being Destroyed?
Hmmm, that's a toughie...
Maybe by notifying the two of you about undetected bombs over several countries that would go off on my demise?
Dude.
Sorry, but if I go down, then I won't be going down alo--
It seems I have some work to do, then.
And if he comes back?
I hope he does.
Be it for one reason or another, It's clear now you're definitely hiding something. But like I said. I'm busy. So I'll just press you on the matter at a latter date.
Until we meet again.
Hnnn.
Our guy took off with Wanda! The bastard ditched us and know we don't know where they are! Why are you askin'?
Waluigi wanted to know--
...Waluigi wanted to know if you've ever heard of a Black Sugar Gang.
Damn right I have! I've had my fair share of run-ins with them and their hag of a leader, Captain Syrup. How's this supposed to be important?
Waluigi and Petey traced their thief's location ever since they took off, and it just so happens we've arrived on a certain ship. Guess who it belongs to?
...Oh no.
Waluigi will send you the coordinates. The two of them are inflitrating this place, and it seems like it's gonna get them closer to where we need to be. Who knows? Maybe the guys responsible are related to the Forest takeover.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be there.
Those stupid, no-good Black Sugar Gang creeps have messed around for the last time! I'm gonna pummel every last one of them!
You said you were getting down to the bottom of Koopenstein? These guys might be affiliates.
What now, dimwit?
Wario! Waluigi thinks he have word on where the thief came from. How did things go in the forest?
. . .
...Sounds about right.
Ah, shaddup!!
My head... what's going on?
Urgh! What a buncha cowards! Running tail between their legs the moment they spot the enemy The next time I see them, I'm gonna...!
...Who?
Ungh...
They'll likely be distracted focusing on their current lead... which I presume you have granted them?
Easily.
Excellent. Then we have ample time to do as we please.
Alright, no more dillydallying around! Their other guy must've went off somewhere with Wanda!
Took you long enough. Though I guess things didn't go all according to plan, did it?
There we unforseen factors which played a part in this outcome.
Oh, now you sound just like the doctor! I wonder what he's been up to ever since what happened back then...
Don't compare me to him! When the time came and things were in his position... he lost his opportunity to the wind. He failed because of his lack of initiative. But I am the opposite.
We will retrieve Wanda and siphon the magic from her. We will eliminate Wario and his lanky acquaintance. And besides...
It's not as though I won't have any help...