Aeon then returns from the dead and starts accelerating time again.

What's this!? A thread where it explicitly lets you GODMOD!? Alright then!

Aeon switches his stand to Made In Heaven and starts accelerating time like there's no tomorrow!

When are you gonna stop being a smartass?

Is the purpose of the thread to waste our time?

You gotta swap fields around and keep track of which ones you have using the "view game" tab, and then clicking "stars". They update when you hit refresh after you collect the star.

I mean, I COULD be wording this wrong, but that's how I keep track of stars. Also, Starforce Grinding is going to put quite the toll on your patience, so I suggest that you do it when you have a lot of free time.

The only way to defeat an enemy stand is to use your OWN stand on it! Unless you don't HAVE a stand, in which case you're *REGGAE'D*.

This, ladies and gents, is why you never try to beat the master haxor at Hangman.

>Rotom: Use the Wooden Kazoo 3 times to regain some health, if possible.

"Is the purpose to waste our time? Also, one quick question; if you had to save something but only one of the options, what would it be? Your kid, the rest of the planet, or yourself?"

"You seem rather evasive about the thread. Is there something here we aren't supposed to know about?"

Here's the conclusion, folks!

Stage 6: Thotslayer (Weakness: None whatsoever. Relying on special weapons isn't gonna help you here. The only way to beat Thotslayer is with skill, reflexes, and maybe luck.)

Ending:

: HOLY CRAP, MEGUH DERPSTER! THE WALL IS EXPLODING!
: not falling for ur crap for the 3rd time in a row
: No, really! It IS! Mainly because I'm about to collapse part of the ceiling on you MWAHAHAHA!
???: IT'S TIME TO STOP!

Part of the cieling indeed starts collapsing on Meguh Derpster, with him being smashed by it!

: At last, it's finally over. I may not have Thotslayer anymore, but I still killed Meguh Derpst-
???: I DON'T THINK SO!
: Wait who said that?

The mysterious voice then reveals itself to be... Wait, is that EMMELG AKA DARTH ILKEL!? And Meguh Derpster's unconscious body is right next to him, too!

: Oh hey, Darth Ilke-
: Waaaiiit a sec, why is Meguh Derpster still there!? And uncrushed!?
: Simple, actually.

(about 3 seconds before the cieling came down on Meguh Derpster...)

: IT'S TIME TO STOP!

*Noises of IT'S TIME TO STOP being used*

Emmelg/Darth Ilkel punches Meguh Derpster 8 times, all in a way that would knock him out, and then moves him out of sight.

: WHAT!? You think you can just go around defying me AGAIN!? Don't get ARROGANT, Darth Ilkel!
: I already told you, I am AGAINST that name entirely!
: Well, if you wanted to save Meguh Derpster from getting crushed, why the *REGGAE'D* did you punch him over and over!?
: Simply to spite him, and also because I still hate Dr. Moron. Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to kill you.

Emmelg/Darth Ilkel then points his gun at Dr. Jerk.

: What do you think you're doing!? I AM YOUR MASTER, ILKEL!
: You may be the master of Darth Ilkel, But my name ISN'T Darth Ilkel! Because my name,
: IS EMMELG!

Emmelg then proceeds to freaking KILL Dr. Jerk by using a random weapon from Meguh Derpster 1-3!

Sudden fade to black, and Meguh Derpster appears back at Dr. Moron's lab, and the credits roll.

I know, this was spammy, but the text limit apparently hates me.

CUTSCENE TIME!

: Greetings, for the fifth and last time.
: it better be the last time cuz im sick of runnin into ur stupid face
: I'll have you know that we're not so different... Derp.
: u literally only said dat 2 be dramatic.
: Pretty much, yes.
: But that is beside the point! You see, I know of your forbidden ritual you used to gain this power, known as Mega Evoltuion. I, howeve4r, have found an alternative method.

Emmelg then pulls out a black orb witha Theta symbol on it.

: BEHOLD!
: its just a rock
: No, it isn't. You aren't beholding hard enough.
: im beholding as hard as i can, *REGGAE'D*it!
: Whatever, this rock is known as a Primal Orb. It allows the wielder to undergo a transformation similar to mega evolution, but with much, MUCH more power.
: Overweaponized Drill tried primal reverting once, but failed in such a pathetic fashion that he lost his hands. However, there is one key difference between us.

The Primal Orb surges with power.

: It is that unlike him, I CAN HANDLE IT!

The Primal Orb then enters Emmelg!

: *EVAL LAUGH*
: I'll kill you.. I'LL TEAR IT ALL TO SHREDS! You, Dr. Moron, The dishwasher, EVERYTHING!
: NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE WRATH OF EMMELG!

Stage 4.5: Primal Emmelg (Weakness: Corresponds with the weapon being used.)

*one boss fight during which Emmelg has two health bars later*

CUTSCENE TIME! AGAIN!

: Agh... The *REGGAE'D*... WHY CAN'T I BEAT YOU!?
: *REGGAE'D* u that's y.

A monitor then turns on, with Dr. Jerk himself on the screen!

: You IDIOT! You are in deep *REGGAE'D*... uh, what was your name again?
: Emmelg.
Sounds boring. Your new name is now Darth Ilkel!
: Wait, I never said you could chan-
Are you questioning my authority, Darth Ilkel?
: You bet your sorry little *REGGAE'D* I am! I just realized something, too. You were the one who put that annihilation bomb inside my skull in the first place! Not only that, but you were the one who programmed me to smash through the nearest wall and destroy whatever was on the other side! I found you out, Dr. Jerk; YOU! ARE! A! SALTLO-

Emmelg (or as Dr. Jerk calls him, Darth Ilkel) is then teleported somewhere else.

: That'll teach him not to question his superior. I was going to scold him for risking his sanity by using the Primal Orb, but I don't think that's possible right now. Anyway, I still have one last surprise!

(CUTSCENE END)

Stage 5: Dr Jerk's Personal War Machine of Doom and Death and Destruction III (Weakness: Phase 1 is weak to Holo Icicle, Phase 2 is weak to Voltage Bomb)

The Dr. Jerk in the War Machine of Doom and Death and Destruction was a fake! My brilliant deduction skills tell me that the REAL one is that way!

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT POST.

Even MOAR Plot:
OH NOEZ! After Meguh Derpster beat up the last two Fillerbots, Dr. Jerk, proving to STILL have been a saltlord all this time, managed to steal Thotslayer! Turns out the Fillerbots were a distraction the whole time! Well, now it's time to raid that fortress again.

Fortress Stages:
Stage 1: Turtle-Spawning Coward (Weakness: Tin Wall & Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster)
Stage 2: Return of Tedium Blob (Weakness: Statistical Beam & Spike Shield)
Stage 3: Plagarist Trio (Weakness: Dizzy Wave & Caterpillar Shot)
Stage 4: Robot Master Rematches & Fillerbot Rematches
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To be continued in the next post.

CONTINUED FROM LAST POST.

More Plot:
Meguh Derpster manages to beat all the 8 bots, only to discover that 16 Fillerbots** have decided to reconquer the areas that the bots took, and each one has the data of a past robot, even inluding weaponry, such as Kawaii Eskimo's Freeze Ray, Oily Idiot's Oil Flood, Walking Fan's Tornado Barrier, and Bald Lightbuld's IT'S TIME TO STOP. In other words, You're gonna HATE this part of the game.

Fillerbot Stages (not including the icons, since I'm lazy.)

(Spikes Guy)
FB1: Electrical Moron (Weakness: Tin Wall and Caterpillar Shot)
FB2: Sawblade Dude (Weakness: Dizzy Wave & Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster)

(Science Dude)
FB3: Kawaii Eskimo (Weakness: Voltage Bomb & Dizzy Wave)
FB4: Nuclear Lighter (Weakness: Spike Shield & Statistical Beam)

(Double Hologram Spammer)
FB5: Kid With A Clock For A Head (Weakness: Statistical Beam & Holo Icicle)
FB6: Soap Scuba (Weakness: Spike Shield & Caterpillar Shot)

(Literal Tinhead)
FB7: Muscles Dude (Weakness: Holo Icicle & Dizzy Wave)
FB8: Overweaponized Drill (Weakness: Holo Icicle & Spike Shield)

(Vertigo, God of Dizziness)
FB9: Oily Idiot (Weakness: Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster & Voltage Bomb)
FB10: Bald Lightbulb (Weakness: Caterpillar Shot & Voltage Bomb)

(Stealth Caterpillar)
FB11: Walking Flamethrower (Weakness: Statistical Beam & Tin Wall
FB12: Walking Fan (Weakness: Holo Icicle & Statistical Beam

(Hyper Plug)
FB13: Scissors Guy (Weakness: Tin Wall & Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster)
FB14: Tree Guy (Weakness: Spike Shield & Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster)

(Alien Ninja Cyborg)
FB15: Bomb Chicken (Weakness: Statistical Beam & Voltage Bomb)
FB16: Fastest Idiot In The Universe (Weakness: Caterpillar Shot & Dizzy Wave)

Miniboss: Emmelg** (Appears in the stages of Spikes Guy, Double Hologram Spammer, Stealth Caterpillar, and Hyper Plug.)

**Yes, I know, his name is stupid, just roll with it.

PART 3 COMING REAL SOON.

Because the amount of letters in this goes over DOUBLE the text limit, this next thing will be split into parts.

Meguh Derpster Tree

Plot: Dr. Jerk has stopped being a saltlord, and has decided to help Dr. Moron with this project called Thotslayer, a giant*REGGAE'D* machine designed to annihilate thots in the pursuit of world peace. Dr. Moron also created a robot puppy named Vordeath, The Annihilator of Worlds. However, since the bots that Dr. Jerk and Dr. Moron recently made believed that THEY were the thots that Thotslayer was made to slay, they took all the Raspberry-flavored Hyperbatteries and fled to different parts of the world, whilst conquering those parts at the same time! They also stole some of Vordeath's parts, too, meaning he can only really use the spring mechanism.

Playable Character: Meguh Derpster: Do I really need to copypaste? Just go to the first game it you want the rundown on how he plays.

Robot Masters:

Spikes Guy (Weapon: Spike Shield; The shield weapon of this game. When launched, each spike fires toward the direction it's pointing in.)
Science Dude (Weapon: Statisical Beam; Fires a big, piercing laser made of numbers.)
Double Hologram Spammer (Weapon: Holo Icicle; shoots two sets of icicles, one in front, the other is shot behind you. Great when something's chasing you.)
Literal Tinhead (Weapon: Tin Wall; acts like Ice Wall.)
Vertigo, God of Dizziness (Weapon: Dizzy Wave; a projectile that goes basically wherever the *REGGAE'D* it wants. It does a crapton of damage when it actually hits something, though.)
Stealth Caterpillar (Weapon: Caterpillar Shot; Fires a shot that pierces through enemies.)
Hyper Plug (Weapon: Voltage Bomb; Acts like Freeze Cracker, inly in 8 directions instead of 6.)
Alien Ninja Cyborg (Weapon: Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster*; fires three projectiles of pure, unadulterated, bad*REGGAE'D*erry.)

Weaknesses:
Spikes Guy: Holo Icicle & Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster
Science Dude: Tin Wall & Dizzy Wave
Double Hologram Spammer: Statistical Beam & Caterpillar Shot
Literal Tinhead: Spike Shield & Voltage Bomb
Vertigo, God of Dizziness: Caterpillar Shot & Tin Wall
Stealth Caterpillar: Voltage Blast & Spike Shield
Hyper Plug: Bad*REGGAE'D*erry Blaster & Statistical Beam
Alien Ninja Cyborg: Dizzy Wave & Holo Icicle

Modes for Vordeath, The Annihilator of Worlds
Sicrama, the Pogo of Destiny (Works like Rush Coil in MM5, only it jumps a bit higher, and it stays until you jump off.)
Itmek, the Booster of OPness (Gotten after beating Hyper Plug) (Works like MM3 Rush jet, only ammo still drains when you jump)
Okyanus, the Submarine of Terror (Gotten after beating Science Dude) (Works like in MM3, but ammo drains less underwater, and shots are more powerful underwater.)

*Because admit it, an Alien Ninja Cyborg is TOTALLY awesome.

PART 2 IS IN THE NEXT POST. I KNOW, THIS MAKES IT A MULTI-POST, AND I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO MULTI-POST, BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE GOTTA MOVE OUTTA THEIR COMFORT ZONES.

Title: Meguh Derpster Too

In the year 20ZZ, some guy named Derp, now known as Meguh Derpster, underwent a forbidden ritual known as Mega Evolution to beat up this one saltlord named Dr Jerk. However, Dr. Jerk got away and decided to build bots of his OWN this time instead of plagarizing someone else's work, so now Meguh Derpster has to go beat up those ones as well.

Playable Character: Meguh Derpster: Literally the same as last time.

Robot Masters:

RM 1: Sawblade Dude (Weapon: Hyper Saw; A melee sawblade that absolutely rips through enemies.)
RM 2: Walking Fan (Weapon: Tornado Barrier; The shield weapon of this game.)
RM 3: Soap Scuba (Weapon: Soap Throw; Throws a bar of soap that travels along the ground and bounces when it hits a wall. However, it loses strength every time it hits a wall, and can hit 5 walls before vanishing.)
RM 4: Fastest Idiot in The Universe (Weapon: Hyperspeed Laser; A beam of energy so fast you can barely even see it.
RM 5: Overweaponized Drill (Weapon: Area Exploder; A screen nuke.)
RM 6: Bald Lightbulb (Weapon: IT'S TIME TO STOP; A weapon that stuns all enemies onscreen until they get hit. Things that are weak to this stop until they get hit 9 times instead.
RM 7: Nuclear Lighter (Weapon: Double Ignite; Sends flame spirals in both directions.)
RM 8: Tree Guy (Weapon: Branch Storm; Fires branches in every direction EXCEPT in front of and behind you.)

Weaknesses:
Sawblade Dude: Hyperspeed Laser and Double Ignite
Walking Fan: IT'S TIME TO STOP and Soap Throw
Soap Scuba: Hyper Saw and Branch Storm
Fastest Idiot in The Universe: Area Exploder and IT'S TIME TO STOP
Overweaponized Drill: Soap Throw and Tornado Barrier
Bald Lightbulb: Branch Storm and Area Exploder
Nuclear Lighter: Tornado Barrier and Hyperspeed Laser
Tree Guy: Double Ignite and Hyper Saw

Fortress Stages:

Jerk Fortress 1: Jumpscare Dragon (Weakness: Branch Storm and Tornado Barrier
Jerk Fortress 2 Boss 1: Sentry Bubble (Weakness: Area Exploder)
Jerk Fortress 2 Boss 2: Literally Just A Bunch of Blocks (Weakness: Hyper Saw)
Jerk Fortress 3: MDTTWHAatMfHSiMiiWSL* (Weakness: IT'S TIME TO STOP and Hyperspeed Laser
Jerk Fortress 4: Robot Master Rematches
Jerk Fortress 5: Dr. Jerk's Personal War Machine of Doom and Death and Destruction II (Weakness: Phase 1 is weak to Double Ignite, Phase 2 is weak to Soap Throw)
Jerk Fortress 6: I'M AN ALIEN! (Weakness: Corresponds to the RM weapon being used)

*Abberviation of "Muscles Dude's Tank That Would Have Appeared as the Midboss for His Stage in MD1 if it Wasn't So Lazy".

Ending: Turns out, Dr. Jerk WAS AN ALIEN THE WHOLE TI- Oh, wait, no, it's just a cardboard cutout. However, it looks like he's no longer a saltlord! About time he stopped being one, too. Anyway, since Dr. Jerk's Fortress took A YEAR to get to, it also took a year to get back from, for some reason. I know, time makes a LOT of sense.

I'm just gonna put all the darkness alt sprites for the copy and support bots here.

[robot:right]{mega-man_alt9}













Too bad there aren't darkness alts for the other support bot costumes, tho. That would've been sweet.

So I decided to put all of my quotes (minus the taunt ones) into a pastebin so I can edit it later without worrying about text limits.

https://pastebin.com/5wfZci9b

Welp, this is still a thing.

Title: Meguh Derpster

In the year 20ZZ, there were these two guys named Dr. Moron and Dr. Jerk. Together, they made about 12 or so robots, including this one guy named Derp and another girl named Rel. However, Dr. Moron took pretty much all the credit, which caused Dr. Jerk to get salty and stole 8 of 'em, leaving only Derp and Rel. Dr. Jerk then made the ones he took EVAL and used them in an effort to take over the world. (OF COURSE) Derp then decided he wasn't having any of that *REGGAE'D* and converted himself into a Weapon-Copying robot of mass destructon known as Meguh Derpster via a dark magic called Mega Evolution. Now he's gonna go kick Dr. Jerk's *REGGAE'D* for chivalry, honor, and crap like that.

Playable Character: Meguh Derpster: Your basic player character. He has the ability to slide and charge shots, too. His weapon is called the Derpster Gun.

Robot Masters:
RM 1: Scissors Guy (Weapon: Scissors Launcher; Fires a pair of bouncing scissors in an arc.)
RM 2: Muscles Dude (Weapon: Super Facepunch; Exactly what it says on the tin.)
RM 3: Kawaii Eskimo (Weapon: Freeze Ray; Turns enemies into a block of ice for a short amount of time upon hit.)
RM 4: Bomb Chicken (Weapon: Flying Bomb; Again, exactly what it says on the tin.)
RM 5: Walking Flamethrower (Weapon: Hyper Flamethrower; Shoots a ton of fiery shots at things.)
RM 6: Electrical Moron (Weapon: Lightning Missile; A homing missile made out of electricity.)
RM 7: Kid With A Clock For A Head (Weapon: Clock Burst; fires clock hands in all 8 directions.
RM 8: Oily Idiot (Weapon: Oil Flood; Basically a screen nuke.)

Weaknesses:
Scissors Guy: Super Facepunch and Hyper Flamethrower
Muscles Dude: Freeze Ray and Clock Burst
Kawaii Eskimo: Flying Bomb and Oil Flood
Bomb Chicken: Scissors Launcher and Lightning Missile
Walking Flamethrower: Clock Burst and Super Facepunch
Electrical Moron: Oil Flood and Scissors Launcher
Kid With A Clock For A Head: Lightning Missile and Freeze Ray
Oily Idiot: Hyper Flamethrower and Flying Bomb

Fortress bosses
Jerk Fortress 1: Tedium Blob (Weakness: Electric Missile and Hyper Flamethrower)
Jerk Fortress 2: Bubble Dalek (Weakness: Scissors Launcher and Clock Burst)
Jerk Fortress 3: Super Destruction Eye Pogo Thing (Weakness: Flying Bomb and Freeze Ray)
Jerk Fortress 4: Robot Master Rematches / Plagarism Machine (Weakness; Oil Flood and Super Facepunch
Jerk Fortress 5: [Dr. Jerk's Personal War Machine of Doom and Death and Destruction]{netural} (Weakness: Corresponds to the RM Weapon it Uses)

Ending: Dr. Jerk had his *REGGAE'D* kicked in the end, but he distracted Meguh Derpster by saying there was an alien behind him, and Dr. Jerk got away after Meguh Derpster turned around. Good thing that's the last we'll see of him, though! It's not like he can just make 8 of his OWN bots in another attempt to take over the world! But in case he DOES do that somehow, Meguh Derpster MIGHT wanna stick around.

Based on Beta's Mega Swap thing, in a way.