On the contrary, nothing happens.

No, no, no, no, no. You knew what you had signed up for. You were warned ahead of time. And yet you still expect to get what you want, like the childish little brat you are. Newsflash. You've doomed yourself. You've doomed your friends. You've doomed Wanda. And you've doomed the outside world.
You have made your bed. Lie in it.

Waluigi stands idle, in utter shock.

The Zergs are quickly overwhelmed.

You don't get it, do you? These aren't "my dudes", these aren't "my buddies", This isn't even "my base" In addition, your "attack" us useless here.

As it begins to rain, a circuit of electricity briefly flows through the Spiked Koopa.

What you did was enter territory with only baseless assumptions and statements to back you up. Oh. And aren't you wondering why no one's shown up yet, vampire brat?
All signs of sentience have been cut off from the outside world. There is only one person here who has the way back to the outside. And before you get rough, it's not me.

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??? It has been done. Not only will this give us extra time to retrieve the fairy, but it'll give a delightfully long chance to inflict as much dread to everywhere as possible.

The figure turns to K. Koopa.

I've also engineered a new sound-displacement software in this area to automatically isolate algorithms in the "One Winged Angel" song and block the sound out should it play.
Perfect. It seems everything is going all according to plan after all.

The hundreds of enemies rampage towards Trimarc without hesitation. Waluigi carefully holds Spiked Koopa, who lets out a chuckle.

Heheh.
Don't pretend like this is funny! We could blow your brains out right now! Pause.
Yeah... yeah, you're right. I just can't believe.... That you five would be so predictable.
!?

Wario and Petey fight off large snakes while Spiked Koopa's chortles form into a full blown laugh.

All that time you morons didn't bother to ask why we were on that ship? what we were doing? where we were going?

Waluigi angrily slaps the Spiked Koopa in the face, who seems not to be phased at all.

Cut the bull! What the hell do you mean!?
You guys? Less talking, more punching!
I mean that this entire time, you've been played like a fiddle. Tell me, lanky legs, how did you track this ship down in the first place?
I...
You followed the very obvious trail that was intentfully left behind so you would get here.
...

Black Sugar Isle Yeah. It's your shallow reason for infiltrating the area that is the reason why I can guarantee this: You will never, ever get to meet Koopenstein. Ever. Now, if you'll excuse me--

As the Spiked Koopa tries to part ways, his path is suddenly blocked by a Bob-omb, which he barely manages to see in time to prevent collision.

Slow your role, Spikesville! What kinda amateurs do you think we are? We're gonna need you as a hostage... just in case things go south.

The Spiked Koopa simply facepalms.

If you idiots are done with whatever it is you're doing, hurry up! We don't got all day! Move it or lose it!

As Petey unties the Spiked Koopa, Wario and Waluigi hop on the land.

What? That he'll appear if someone mentions his theme? Maybe if you're some red and blue good-for-nothing, glory-hogging chump, or a stereotypical blonde swordsman protagonist, this is of concern. But to Wario? He'd better pray I don't pluck the feathers of his stupid wing, if I catch him! Wahahahahah!

Seadweller's Ship Waluigi overhears Mao's mention of Sephiroth.



There it is up ahead! The shore is open for exploration!
About time!

Whatever! Who cares about this "Squre Enix"?

Wario turns to the tied-up Spiked Koopa, who already knows why.

If not for the lack thereof brain cells you possess, you'd know we're a few minutes away.

I see.

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The statue suddenly grabs Gary's Bomber's Skull Bomb, crushing it under it's fist.

...HOSTILE ENTITIES DETECTED. SCANNING...
...PROCEEDING PROTOCOL: ELIMINATE ALL UNWELCOME SUBJECTS.

The statue instantaneously zaps Dave Bomber and Gary's Bomber with Laser Eyes at a temperature of 300,000 °F.

...
...

The hen remains indignant at Gary's Bomber's remarks. The statue also stands completely still.

Something rises from under the ground, hitting the bombs instead, yet doing little to no damage.

...

As the Hen tends to itself from above, the large-statued silhouette starts to rise even further...

...

The hen pecks the ground twice. Soon, the ground beneath it begins to shake...

??? On his way, Gary Bomber sees something in the distance..

...
Wario's
Hen

Western Mega City A Hadou Burst whizzes past Prototype. The one responsible observes.

...So. It's you. Either draw your fists or leave, I have no time for trivialities.
What the hell's gotten into you? The Hadou Man I'm familiar with doesn't assault the defenseless.
That's because you haven't met the true version of me.
I've been enlightened. The weak are weak by fate, and it is the destiny of the strong to conquer all of them.
Hadou Man
Wandering Warrior Robot

Hadou Man uses another Hadou Burst to project himself in the air, charging an attack at Prototype!

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Hadou Burst (Neutral)- A powerful and fast surge of energy fired out of the user's hands. Can be fired in any direction.

And I wonder how anyone who isn't whitelisted on a safe protocol is going to survive the result of their curiosity getting the better of them just in case someone was!
Kowari... might need to workshop that.

With the Spiked Koopa...

How much longer till they make it?
At earliest, tomorrow. You guys had better pass the time until then.

Seadweller's Ship His ears perking up at words 'Wario Blast', Wario pauses WarioWare: Twisted to respond.

Look, kid. The past is Gone! I made my way over to the port to show that White guy that anything he can do, I can do better! How that went?

Wario stops, dazed in a five-second flashback that only happens to him. He snaps out of it and continues:

It ain't important how it went: What's important is, he's doin' his thing and I'm doin' mine! But we all know it couldn't be as HALF as successful as what I'm goin' through! I'm the wealthiest man alive!

Wario lets out his signature laugh.

WAHAHAHAHAH! Matter of fact, I could probably buy Konami right about now! Yu-Gi-Oh, Metal Gear, Castlevania: All of their latest games being rereleased with the tag "Wario Edition!" But instead of Super Bomberman R, you'd have Super Wario W! It'd make the biggest stacks of dinero any organism could imagine! Sounds fantastic, doesn't it?

The Spiked Koopa throws Wario at the Rawkits.

I haven't even attacked any of you, smooth brain. Not that I plan on wasting my time here anymore than I have to, anyway.

As the Spiked Koopa turns to leave, he bumps into something something green and red...

Huh? Oh, for crying out--

He looks up to see that this green and red is none other than Petey Piranha. Waluigi's voice echoes against the Spiked Koopa from behind.

...*ulp*
Oh, no, turtle man.. you're either going to stay with us for the ride and steer us to your boss, Captain Syrup... Or have Petey try out a new exquisite light snack.
Y-you wouldn't...
*ROAR*

Waluigi points his thumb to Petey, who licks his lips and pats his belly, causing the Spiked Koopa to break out in sweat.

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Tied up everywhere except his arms, the Spiked Koopa steers them to their next destination.

I hope you know that you haven't even scratched the surface of our crew's quantity. You guys'll get what's coming to you.

Wario, uninterested, fiddles with his Game Boy Advance.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

The Spiked Koopa spins in his shell, deflecting the Laser Eye Beams. He then un-shells himself.

Well, too bad, so sad. Only the boss has some semblance of a clue. Most of us haven't even seen Koopenstein at all!

Wario tries to hit the Spiked Koopa from behind, only to yelp in excruciating pain... because it's a Spiked Koopa.

*annoyed groan*

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Abandoned Not-Alleyway How do we get rid of this guy!?!?