Hmm. Improve upon my attributes, you say?

Drive Man thinks thoroughly for six seconds, before as though almost switching personalities entirely he exclaims:

I ' L L T A K E I T ! ! !

--Before eagerly handing the red robot his Garden Coin without hesitation.

Alright. But I've mostly been busy with, uh...



...BP Grinding! Yeah. T-those Player Battles won't complete themselves.

[A. No, you don't? There's no reason why it can't be called that.]{spoiler}
B. It refers to the recent (albeit fake) Anti-Piracy screen videos which take place on the Mario Party DS.

Wario distracts Rudy by shooting him with greed-fueled energy pulses from behind, causing him to take the full brunt of 420 Blaze It 「Erupt」!

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Nintendo DS - Anti-Piracy Prison ...
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (I know. We've been searching for ages, but it seems like there's almost no way out.)
I mean, we could all try one-last ditch effort.
...
Oh...

As silence consumes the area, a wormhole bursts through, along with a red blur.

...Yup. Still-a-getting used to this-a-form.
WAKA-WAKA!! (Somari!?)
I have a lot of questions.

Shadwari, Yoshles, and Tailigee reveal themselves from behind.

We'll fill you in on any details later. For now, we need to leave this world.
Yeah, this-a-place doesn't seem like-a-the ideal area for-a-chit-chat. C'mon!

Somari, and the re-discovered four turn towards the portal, as well as the rest of the Somari gang.

Mildly miffed, Rudy summons a gust of wind with a single backhand to blow the bees away.

The 1080 Noscope grazes Rudy, irritating him and coercing him into using Gauntlet Downpour, which Waluigi, Wario, and Petey all try to keep their guards up from.

---

Mega City The chase continues.

Hahah! Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't outrun me, I'm the web-slinging man!
Web Man
Arachnid Emulation Robot
... (Not my ideal friday.)
You're a fast little helicopter-thing, aren't'cha? Well, that doesn't matter, because I-- woah!

Web Man narrowly manages to redirect his momentum, dodging a familiar surge of energy from behind.

Okay, what the hell was that?
Right here.

Clinging to a building wall, Web Man takes a look from the location of the voice, revealing the perpetrator to be Prototype.

Th-that was the Hadou Burst! What the hell did you to do Hadou!?
I stopped a potential threat to civilians. If you don't want to turn out the same way, I suggest you hand yourself over to the authorities.
Hand myself over!?

Web Man tries to shoot an onslaught of webbing onto Prototype, who avoids the webbing with seemingly not much difficulty.

All I wanted was to have some fun! Is it my fault if the people here are too weak to stand up for themselves?
Weak, huh?
Fine then. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Gauntlet Downpour (Impact)- The user summons energy gauntlets from the sky, targeting all enemies on the field and lowering their attack.

Rudy attempts to shield himself with his hands, and then extends them in an attempt to grab Memelord Trimarc!

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MCPD Headquarters Hadou Man's out of the equation. I'll send him in for further investigation.

Hadou Man, huh? Never heard of him.
And he's not showing up in the National Robot Database either. Something's fishy.
? (Maybe it's more time-space anomalies? That stuff isn't exactly new here.)
Probably. If I had to take a guess, these guys aren't quite from around here.

Anthem takes a look at the motherboard, which shows split scenery around the entire city One of which is Prototype force-teleporting Hadou Man away. Another is Junior being chased by an arachnid themed figure. He takes a sip of coffee from an E-Tank themed mug, while someone from behind him pipes up:

Shooooould we help them?
Hmmmm...
...Nah. I wanna see how this plays out. If anything happens then sure, we'll step in. But I think it's about time we let them do what's their job and worry about our own problems.

Anthem puts down his mug and turns around, grimacing.

Which reminds me. This whole 'invasion' thing. Something's up with it... And I have a bad feeling that there's a lot more to this story that can be told at face-value.

You'd know if you ever listened to my stories, or played Wario Land 3 for the Game Boy Color!
So all this time, Waluigi and everyone else were trapped in some kinda globe?
Indeed. Your little "Black Sugar Boat" was merely a dimensional passageway to transport you here... Where I could right the wrong that is your persisted existence.
Wait... so you know how to get outta here?
Perhaps.
But you must defeat me before you consider grasping such information in the slightest.

Rudy jumps in front of the load of enemies, facing Mao, Wario, Waluigi, Petey, Mah Boi, and Memelord Trimarc.

But be warned.... You will find that to perish in this land is your very fate.

Rudy claps his hands at transonic speeds, sending a shockwave of sound towards the five!

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Theme: Rudy the Clown (Angry)

A small group of grunts fall in. The feeling begins to grow as a voice booms throughout the area.

Hmm. Are these the ones sent to my domain as per request?

'Domain'? Wait a minute. That voice...

@Saint : thank

@There Is No Snow : I do try, my good sir.

As the enemies become ever-so-prominent, a looming feeling begins to spread from their tail end.

Another Jojo reference from earlier this year. Because these never get old.



X/Zero



Pose edit, featuring a few changes that were made to earlier today, mostly small shading.

The Solar Beam does tremendous damage!

Though the Suns remain angry, they are now slightly confused as to what they do at the revelation of the preceding events.

Yeah, maybe we're doing more harm then good here.
You solar suckers weren't *ow* up to any good in the first place!
It's a matter of perspective, really.

The Suns begin to leave.

Garden Room, eh? Sounds like a ripe load of fun for the making!

Drive Man sets course for the glass door, headed straight for the Garden, set on finding proper use for the Coin.

Drive Man makes his out of the Main Room and into the massive room with little regard for his surroundings, and at random fires at something to test his Magnetic Pulser on.

I haven't the foggiest clue of what I am doing.

The suns remained undamaged, as they are invincible.

Vast Plains As the number of enemies attacking Mao multiply rapidly, a hundred angry Suns plague Mah Boi and Memelord Trimarc!

Leave no survivors, boys!

Amongst the ensuing chaos, a lone Spearhead watches the raging battle...

...Yup. Not gonna want any of that.

It then walks away.

@MisterSnowman : You're good.

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Hey, DUMBASS. Wake up.
...Huh? W-what?
Don't act like you didn't hear me. I've done my piece, but I'm bored now.
Oh. that. By the way, did you, uh... do anything?
What!? What the hell are you insinuating!?
Nothing, but... I just want to know what has changed, if anything.
Anything? I'll have you know I didn't do nothin', jack. Besides kill Duracell, kill Regulus, become U.S. Martial Arts champion, end world hunger & poverty, initiate world peace and global economic balance, win twelve Nobel Peace Prizes, eliminate all forms of cancer, waterborne, and airborne disease, and become president.
...Of what?
Yes. And you wanna know what I learned?
...What?
Just how selfish you are. You sit there doing nothin' all day, and I came in here and did all of this with almost no effort. You ain't a bad guy. You ain't a good guy. You and everyone else just pretend you do things for the greater good but gloss over everything that doesn't suit you. How much of what you do acts as a rapid benefit for society rather than prolong it from destruction? Nothin'. 'cause if everyone really wanted to make good, they would.
...Okay, I get your frustration, but I'm not suppo--
Supposed to do what!? butt in and interfere in matters unannounced? Resist sidelining yourself for the sake of some invisible nobility?
MKII was right. There is no good. There is no evil. Only selfishness, ignorance, and neglect. You don't tell yourself not to act 'cause you can't, you tell your self not to act because you don't want to. So stop acting like you're some kinda nice guy when frankly, you don't care. I'm outta here.
...

Vast Plains Dozens upon dozens of enemies collide at Mao upon somehow seeing him.

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Meanwhile, Wario and Waluigi are beginning to feel the effects of their long-term defense, their movements sluggish.

*pant* *pant* I could really use a couple cloves'a garlic right now....
*whew* Tired... already?

the enemies around the two begin to pile increasingly...

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The "Spiked Koopa" doesn't respond, as his systems have been taken offline.